They don’t react.
A CAr
But I don't zinc so.
He's got a real Devil-make-air attitude.
A group of college kids were having the time of their lives, a few feet away.
They noticed Liam, and how lonely he was.
They start making fun of Liam, about how sad and depressed he looked.
He,liam was too noble for anger, and didn't react.
He just said
All my friends Argon.
but all good ones argon
But I didnt think I would get a reaction
All is for -naut.
...But then I thought, "Na, they've probably heard it before."
Because noble gases don't cause reaction
Gold. Why would he like argon or carbon
Argon
Anyone who makes a pun about iron should pay a periodic Fe, I would stop now but that'd be Nobel of me, HeHeHe. Be sure to take a deep breath before you say "NO". At this point you might thinking we should get Iridium of this guy in rl too. I'll eventually run out of chemical puns, right? Na, which might be your mood coincidentally. This guy must be a fake as Silicone, he got this from somewhere to which I reply, Si, senor! I Cu calling for the coppers, but any "Bro" of mine wouldn't. Don't worry, the best ones Argon by now. Au reading this! This winding list is surely golden by now, right?
As we close this out, allow me to echo your thoughts one last time, Fr y'all.
"F"In"Al"Y"
Q: what did the scientist say when they found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
He threw sodium chloride at his wife, that's a salt.
but I was afraid that I'd get the wrong reaction.
78% Nitrogen, 20.9% Oxygen, 0.90% Argon gases, 0.17% Other gases, 0.03% Carbon Dioxide Pods
You argon far from serving a noble cause
Unfortunately, I found out that most of them Argon
and barium
I don't get a reaction
My balls argon.
Now all his hopes Argon
When I don't have time to iron a shirt, I just steel one.
- What's a dentist's favorite time? Tooth-hurty!
- How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!
- I’m a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
- The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. Wow, it was tense!
- All my lamps are gone... and I couldn't be more de-lighted!
- Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
- Chemists give the best advice, they've got all the solutions.
- A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”
- Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.
- I had to make these bad science jokes because all the good ones Argon.
Did any of them make you laugh? Don't tell me no pun in ten did!
But no need to hurry, only 0.9% of them argon
but Na
All the good puns are Argon
But sometimes you just gotta Barium because all the good ones Argon.
Argon doesn’t react.
But all the good ones Argon
but all the good ones Argon
all the good ones ARGON.
But all the good ones Argon
Because the good ones Argon
Because all his friends Argon.
all the good ones Argon
Argon.
but all the good ones Argon
But all the good jokes Argon :(
But all the good ones Argon
But the good ones Argon
But all the good ones argon.
all the good ones Argon
