Argon Puns

They don’t react.

A CAr

But I don't zinc so.

He's got a real Devil-make-air attitude.

But all the good ones argon

You Barium!

Because all the good ones argon already.

They Argon.

All is for -naut.

But I didnt think I would get a reaction

Because noble gases don't cause reaction

...But then I thought, "Na, they've probably heard it before."

Gold. Why would he like argon or carbon

Q: what did the scientist say when they found 2 isotopes of helium?

A: HeHe

Anyone who makes a pun about iron should pay a periodic Fe, I would stop now but that'd be Nobel of me, HeHeHe. Be sure to take a deep breath before you say "NO". At this point you might thinking we should get Iridium of this guy in rl too. I'll eventually run out of chemical puns, right? Na, which might be your mood coincidentally. This guy must be a fake as Silicone, he got this from somewhere to which I reply, Si, senor! I Cu calling for the coppers, but any "Bro" of mine wouldn't. Don't worry, the best ones Argon by now. Au reading this! This winding list is surely golden by now, right?

As we close this out, allow me to echo your thoughts one last time, Fr y'all.

"F"In"Al"Y"

but I was afraid that I'd get the wrong reaction.

and barium

I don't get a reaction

Unfortunately, I found out that most of them Argon

Because all his friends Argon.

You argon far from serving a noble cause

78% Nitrogen, 20.9% Oxygen, 0.90% Argon gases, 0.17% Other gases, 0.03% Carbon Dioxide Pods

When I don't have time to iron a shirt, I just steel one.

My balls argon.

1. What's a dentist's favorite time? Tooth-hurty!
2. How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!
3. I’m a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
4. The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. Wow, it was tense!
5. All my lamps are gone... and I couldn't be more de-lighted!
6. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
7. Chemists give the best advice, they've got all the solutions.
8. A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”
9. Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.
10. I had to make these bad science jokes because all the good ones Argon.

Did any of them make you laugh? Don't tell me no pun in ten did!

Now all his hopes Argon

Argon

Argon doesn’t react.

All the good ones Argon

but all good ones argon

but all the good ones Argon

But all the good ones Argon

Argon

But all the good ones Argon

all the good ones ARGON.

Because the good ones Argon

all the good ones Argon

Argon.

but all the good ones Argon

But all the good jokes Argon :(

But all the good ones Argon

But the good ones Argon

all the good ones Argon

But all the good ones argon.