Krypton Puns

A list of puns related to "Krypton"

Maybe Krypton didnt realy blow up...

...And eveyone just wanted their washing machines to live longer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitcheg3k
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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What did Superman's dad say after they thanked him for saving Krypton?

Jor-El Come

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theenigmacode
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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I went to a Superman themed nightclub

Everyone looked really fly...

also there was a massive line for the cloakroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beastieboys1987
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What is a Blood's least favorite chemical?

Krypton.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saor7272
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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In Texas a car passes us with Superman sticker and a Colorado license plate.

I read license plate - "Where do you think he's from?"

Dad - "Well I think he's from Krypton."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheezy_fingers
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2016
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