I guess she doesn't like gas lighting.
I want a punny name for it that makes people cringe. As of right now it’s Arnold Palmer... please give me more suggestions 😂
Hey everyone, check out that neooff sign!
Neon doesn't react
It was the highlight of my whole day, actually.
Put your knee on it.
He wanted to put up neon lights.
He doesn’t react to any of them.
Because noble gases don't cause reaction
Unfortunately, I found out that most of them Argon
The Potassium Potassium Potassium
They got rid of all their neon essential employees.
One is dressed entirely in bright pink, another neon green, and another in gorgeous gold.
A man ordering food at the counter notices them and asks the employee why they are wearing such bright colours, to which the employee responds:
"The burkas are better at Hungry Jack's"
Funny collection of chemistry puns
What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? SWAG
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.
What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.
How do Sulfur and Oxygen communicate? A sulfone
What do you call Iron blowing in the wind? Febreeze.
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements? Because if you can’t helium or curium, you barium!
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends argon.
Why did the acid go to the gym? To become a buffer solution!
Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!
Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak? Because it’s in the ground state.
How many moles are in a guacamole? Avocado’s number.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
What do chemists... keep reading on reddit ➡
HI I’m Tim the turtle, yes a real turtle. And I would like to tell you the story of my best friend. I once had a friend by the name of Sam. Sam of course was a clam. A real live honest to goodness clam. He was my best buddy, but unfortunately he smoked and drank and ran around with loose women (and a few men). I was more of the goodie two shoes type. I never drank, never smoked, I didn’t even swear. But for some reason Sam and I were the best of friends. I guess you can say we were the epitome of opposites attracting. One day as we were hanging out walking along the beach Sam, after his fifth cigarette in a row, had a heart attack and died. I was heart broken. My best friend died right there in front of me and he never repented his evil ways. I was sure he would spend eternity in damnation. Sigh. Being the goodie two shoes type I was still extremely healthy well into my old age. I missed my friend terribly for many years. On his birthday I would host a party and invite his old strip... keep reading on reddit ➡
But Na, all the good ones Argon
Hahaha... I slapped my Neon that one! Do you wanna hear one about Potassium? No...?
K, I'll show myself out, then.
As we pass a building lit up in neon lights
Him sort of kidding: "Hey, you think that's a strip club?
Me: "I don't know about that man"
Him: "Oh. No, that's an auto body shop... Well, they are strippers"
Today, my dad told me about his friend Deon, and the many nicknames he had when he was job-switching.
Dad: He works on boats now, so we call him Freeon Deon (I didn't actually get this one.)
But before that, when he worked in the lights section of Home Depot, he was Neon Deon.
And when he was a plumber, we called him Peon Deon.
But after a while, he told me, with such a sombre and serious face, that that entire time, Deon's wife worked at one hard, thankless job to keep his spirits up.
Me: What was that Dad?
Dad: Her job... was to Be On Deon.
Sister: "I'm so, incredibly bored."
Me: "Hi, so incredibly bored, I'm NeonFlame126"