I can control the element. The element of....

SUPRISE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM_ME_RAWR
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Which element is a member of famous rock band?

Hg

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What four elements are you not allowed to bring to your job?

Nitrogen, sulfur, Fluorine, and tungsten, cause they are NSFW.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wileydan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What happens to elements after they die?

They barium

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Corleone_Michael
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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If I discovered a new element that is slightly denser than the human body.

I would name it hooman, so people could ask are we hooman or are we denser?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/losersmanual
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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Did you guys hear about the new element that was created (Ah)

The element of surprise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MushuTheGreat17
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What type of elements know everybody on earth?

Met-all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/severelampwatcher
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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What's a pirate's favourite element in the periodic table?

Gold. Why would he like argon or carbon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Scientists have discovered a new element in the periodic table.

The element will be represented by the letters AH. This is of course the element of surprise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unikorn9
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What is it called when you get sent to a prison made of only two elements?

A compound sentence

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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What chemical element is symbolized by the letters Ah?

The element of surprise!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pandagami
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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How often do people who study scientific elements tell dad jokes?

Periodically

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MansNotHot772
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Is Belgium a chemical element?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Solilupus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Why do elements and chemicals make good real estate agents?

They have a lot of properties.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/no-nope-nay
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Chinese synthesize new element which causes a 500% increase rate of panda mating

It's panda-moan-ium.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Psyched_to_Learn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Did you hear that Bach was a great classical composer of interweaving repetitive elements?

I hear he was baroque all the time. It fugue-ures seeing how he was famous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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What is pirate's favorite chemical element?

Arrr-yon!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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Which periodic element is the worst swimmer?

Zink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eliastw03
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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The Queen of all elements.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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What was the first element discovered by a pirate?

Arrrrgon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/left-center-right
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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I’m not in my element

Someone asked me the other day if I liked sodium, I said β€œNa.”

My favorite element right now is Boron, but it changes periodically

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oopsda16
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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Breaking news: Scientists have discovered a new element that disappears and reappears at random times. They have called it the element of...

SURPRISE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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What Is a Pirate's Favorite Element?

Argon - (Ar)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bvoxl
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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You need to consider the elements of a pun
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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My friends tried to convince me I was a chemical element with the atomic number 82....

...Thankfully, I'm not so easily lead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marmeladovsemyon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Chemistry class left the most important elements!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slothstan1995
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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What’s a weebs favorite element?

MANGAnese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrshortieman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Out of his Element
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdiddy1026
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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What is a nurse’s favorite element?

Healium.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EyeTack
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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I need help! I am co-captain of a team to raise money for cancer. My team needs a name. I need to mix some element of cancer with Alice in Wonderland. I need a pun, and I figured this subreddit is the best place to go. Thanks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ethanfp
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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whats a morticians favorite element?

barium

okbye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jennerzerz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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From time to time, I have the urge to make a joke about the table of known elements...

It's just something I must do periodically.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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How often do I make jokes about the Table of Elements?

Periodically.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/powerpass
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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My son and a female classmate of his conducted an experiment involving boiling different elements in hot water. They each stood on one side of the experiment.

Seems like there's some chemistry happening between them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImNotABean
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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All Chemistry exam questions contain trace amounts of the element of surprise.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ablufia
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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Was toasting a hot crossed bun and the power tripped, turned out a raisin had shorted against the toaster element

Must have been a fault currant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adwyle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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What is the only element on the periodic table that has a gender?

Helium.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hqwdean
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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Why doesn't element number 30 float?

Because it zinks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pixeleric
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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How do chemists arrange elements?

Periodically

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NickWilde992
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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Scientists have discovered an element with chemical properties that can't be predicted.

They're calling it the element of surprise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sric2838
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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The key to winning in Battle Royale games is the element

Of supplies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRage469
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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What's a gravedigger's favorite element?

barium

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2017
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My favorite element is helium.

I can't speak highly enough of it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/golfprotogo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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