How often do people who study scientific elements tell dad jokes?
What chemical element is symbolized by the letters Ah?
Is Belgium a chemical element?
Chinese synthesize new element which causes a 500% increase rate of panda mating
Why do elements and chemicals make good real estate agents?
They have a lot of properties.
Did you hear that Bach was a great classical composer of interweaving repetitive elements?
I hear he was baroque all the time. It fugue-ures seeing how he was famous.
What is Selena Gomez's favourite element??
What is pirate's favorite chemical element?
Which periodic element is the worst swimmer?
What was the first element discovered by a pirate?
What Is a Pirate's Favorite Element?
I’m not in my element
Someone asked me the other day if I liked sodium, I said “Na.”
My favorite element right now is Boron, but it changes periodically
Breaking news: Scientists have discovered a new element that disappears and reappears at random times. They have called it the element of...
The Queen of all elements.
You need to consider the elements of a pun
What’s a weebs favorite element?
My friends tried to convince me I was a chemical element with the atomic number 82....
...Thankfully, I'm not so easily lead
Chemistry class left the most important elements!!
What is a nurse’s favorite element?
whats a morticians favorite element?
From time to time, I have the urge to make a joke about the table of known elements...
It's just something I must do periodically.
I need help! I am co-captain of a team to raise money for cancer. My team needs a name. I need to mix some element of cancer with Alice in Wonderland. I need a pun, and I figured this subreddit is the best place to go. Thanks
What did the elements of the periodic table say when they heard that Oxygen and Potassium were going on a date?
Was toasting a hot crossed bun and the power tripped, turned out a raisin had shorted against the toaster element
Must have been a fault currant
My son and a female classmate of his conducted an experiment involving boiling different elements in hot water. They each stood on one side of the experiment.
Seems like there's some chemistry happening between them.
How often do I make jokes about the Table of Elements?
All Chemistry exam questions contain trace amounts of the element of surprise.
What is the only element on the periodic table that has a gender?
How do chemists arrange elements?
Why doesn't element number 30 float?
Scientists have discovered an element with chemical properties that can't be predicted.
They're calling it the element of surprise.
The key to winning in Battle Royale games is the element
Where did the element go after it was arrested?
Into the chemical compound.
What is a Japanese teenager's favorite Periodic Element?
My favorite element is helium.
I can't speak highly enough of it!
How do you get new elements to grow?
How do you get new elements to grow?
What continent do elements come from?
What do you do with sick elements?
You Helium and Curium.
What do you do with elements after they die?
Credit: Random Dad on Facebook.
Which is the funniest element
What's a gravedigger's favorite element?
What's a weeaboo's favourite element?
Did you know that Paul Simon has a song about the 13th element?
Which element is used most in Japanese comics?
What's the most delicious element in the periodic table?
Just sold my Honda element
Guess I am out of my element now.
My dad asked me what my favourite element is
I went to answer but he threw a sheet over my head and yelled "mine is the element of surprise", then he proceeded to run away
Found my old chemistry set. It used to have lots of samples of different elements
What do you call dinosaurs that love the periodic table of elements?
My wife and I nearly got hit by a crazy man in a Honda Element, my wife noted that it was licensed out of state.
I watched the guy get out of his car and I hooked a thumb towards him and said "eh.. he's out of his element."
I drive a Honda Element
I'm coming back from my lunch break and get out of my car to see my friend walking out of the building and he yells to me...
"you're lookin a little out of your element"
I'm a dad, here's my joke: What element is a gravedigger's favorite?
My favorite element is Helium
I can't speak highly enough of it...