I can control the element. The element of....

SUPRISE!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PM_ME_RAWR
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14 2021
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Which element is a member of famous rock band?

Hg

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hahausernamegosimple
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07 2021
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What four elements are you not allowed to bring to your job?

Nitrogen, sulfur, Fluorine, and tungsten, cause they are NSFW.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wileydan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19 2020
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What happens to elements after they die?

They barium

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Corleone_Michael
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If I discovered a new element that is slightly denser than the human body.

I would name it hooman, so people could ask are we hooman or are we denser?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/losersmanual
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03 2021
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Did you guys hear about the new element that was created (Ah)

The element of surprise.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MushuTheGreat17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24 2020
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What type of elements know everybody on earth?

Met-all

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/severelampwatcher
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06 2020
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What's a pirate's favourite element in the periodic table?

Gold. Why would he like argon or carbon

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Schrodingers_liar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01 2020
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Scientists have discovered a new element in the periodic table.

The element will be represented by the letters AH. This is of course the element of surprise.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Unikorn9
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13 2020
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What is it called when you get sent to a prison made of only two elements?

A compound sentence

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Newaccountbecauseyes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 06 2020
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How often do people who study scientific elements tell dad jokes?

Periodically

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MansNotHot772
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14 2020
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Why do elements and chemicals make good real estate agents?

They have a lot of properties.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/no-nope-nay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 23 2020
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Chinese synthesize new element which causes a 500% increase rate of panda mating

It's panda-moan-ium.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Psyched_to_Learn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13 2020
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Did you hear that Bach was a great classical composer of interweaving repetitive elements?

I hear he was baroque all the time. It fugue-ures seeing how he was famous.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 07 2020
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What is pirate's favorite chemical element?

Arrr-yon!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EmperorOfMtJouppila
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19 2020
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Which periodic element is the worst swimmer?

Zink

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Eliastw03
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04 2020
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The Queen of all elements.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14 2018
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What was the first element discovered by a pirate?

Arrrrgon.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/left-center-right
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12 2020
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I’m not in my element

Someone asked me the other day if I liked sodium, I said β€œNa.”

My favorite element right now is Boron, but it changes periodically

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/oopsda16
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05 2020
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Breaking news: Scientists have discovered a new element that disappears and reappears at random times. They have called it the element of...

SURPRISE!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22 2019
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What Is a Pirate's Favorite Element?

Argon - (Ar)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bvoxl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 15 2020
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You need to consider the elements of a pun
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PersonThatDoesThings
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 02 2019
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My friends tried to convince me I was a chemical element with the atomic number 82....

...Thankfully, I'm not so easily lead

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/marmeladovsemyon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10 2019
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Chemistry class left the most important elements!!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Slothstan1995
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26 2019
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What’s a weebs favorite element?

MANGAnese

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mrshortieman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16 2019
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Out of his Element
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kdiddy1026
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20 2019
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What is a nurse’s favorite element?

Healium.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EyeTack
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14 2019
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I need help! I am co-captain of a team to raise money for cancer. My team needs a name. I need to mix some element of cancer with Alice in Wonderland. I need a pun, and I figured this subreddit is the best place to go. Thanks
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ethanfp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26 2018
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whats a morticians favorite element?

barium

okbye

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jennerzerz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16 2019
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From time to time, I have the urge to make a joke about the table of known elements...

It's just something I must do periodically.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20 2019
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My son and a female classmate of his conducted an experiment involving boiling different elements in hot water. They each stood on one side of the experiment.

Seems like there's some chemistry happening between them.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ImNotABean
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22 2019
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All Chemistry exam questions contain trace amounts of the element of surprise.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ablufia
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11 2019
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Was toasting a hot crossed bun and the power tripped, turned out a raisin had shorted against the toaster element

Must have been a fault currant

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/adwyle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 18 2019
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What is the only element on the periodic table that has a gender?

Helium.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hqwdean
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28 2019
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Why doesn't element number 30 float?

Because it zinks!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pixeleric
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 22 2018
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How do chemists arrange elements?

Periodically

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NickWilde992
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30 2018
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Scientists have discovered an element with chemical properties that can't be predicted.

They're calling it the element of surprise.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sric2838
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05 2019
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The key to winning in Battle Royale games is the element

Of supplies

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheRage469
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25 2018
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What's a gravedigger's favorite element?

barium

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 07 2017
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My favorite element is helium.

I can't speak highly enough of it!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/golfprotogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17 2018
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What chemical element is symbolized by the letters Ah?

The element of surprise!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pandagami
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 07 2020
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Is Belgium a chemical element?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Solilupus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13 2020
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How often do I make jokes about the Table of Elements?

Periodically.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/powerpass
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11 2018
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