I can control the element. The element of....
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Which element is a member of famous rock band?
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︎ Jan 07 2021
What four elements are you not allowed to bring to your job?
Nitrogen, sulfur, Fluorine, and tungsten, cause they are NSFW.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
What happens to elements after they die?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
If I discovered a new element that is slightly denser than the human body.
I would name it hooman, so people could ask are we hooman or are we denser?
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Did you guys hear about the new element that was created (Ah)
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︎ Dec 24 2020
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
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︎ Nov 06 2020
What's a pirate's favourite element in the periodic table?
Gold. Why would he like argon or carbon
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Scientists have discovered a new element in the periodic table.
The element will be represented by the letters AH. This is of course the element of surprise.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
What is it called when you get sent to a prison made of only two elements?
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︎ Sep 06 2020
How often do people who study scientific elements tell dad jokes?
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︎ Jun 14 2020
Why do elements and chemicals make good real estate agents?
They have a lot of properties.
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︎ Jun 23 2020
Chinese synthesize new element which causes a 500% increase rate of panda mating
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︎ Jul 13 2020
Did you hear that Bach was a great classical composer of interweaving repetitive elements?
I hear he was baroque all the time. It fugue-ures seeing how he was famous.
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︎ Jul 07 2020
What is pirate's favorite chemical element?
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︎ Apr 19 2020
Which periodic element is the worst swimmer?
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︎ Apr 04 2020
The Queen of all elements.
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︎ Oct 14 2018
What was the first element discovered by a pirate?
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︎ Apr 12 2020
Iβm not in my element
Someone asked me the other day if I liked sodium, I said βNa.β
My favorite element right now is Boron, but it changes periodically
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︎ Jan 05 2020
Breaking news: Scientists have discovered a new element that disappears and reappears at random times. They have called it the element of...
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︎ Oct 22 2019
What Is a Pirate's Favorite Element?
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︎ Mar 15 2020
You need to consider the elements of a pun
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︎ Jun 02 2019
My friends tried to convince me I was a chemical element with the atomic number 82....
...Thankfully, I'm not so easily lead
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︎ Sep 10 2019
Chemistry class left the most important elements!!
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︎ Jun 26 2019
Whatβs a weebs favorite element?
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︎ Oct 16 2019
Out of his Element
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︎ Aug 20 2019
What is a nurseβs favorite element?
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︎ Oct 14 2019
I need help! I am co-captain of a team to raise money for cancer. My team needs a name. I need to mix some element of cancer with Alice in Wonderland. I need a pun, and I figured this subreddit is the best place to go. Thanks
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︎ Apr 26 2018
whats a morticians favorite element?
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︎ Apr 16 2019
From time to time, I have the urge to make a joke about the table of known elements...
It's just something I must do periodically.
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︎ Aug 20 2019
My son and a female classmate of his conducted an experiment involving boiling different elements in hot water. They each stood on one side of the experiment.
Seems like there's some chemistry happening between them.
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︎ Feb 22 2019
All Chemistry exam questions contain trace amounts of the element of surprise.
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︎ Feb 11 2019
Was toasting a hot crossed bun and the power tripped, turned out a raisin had shorted against the toaster element
Must have been a fault currant
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︎ Jun 18 2019
What is the only element on the periodic table that has a gender?
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︎ Jan 28 2019
Why doesn't element number 30 float?
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︎ Sep 22 2018
How do chemists arrange elements?
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︎ Dec 30 2018
Scientists have discovered an element with chemical properties that can't be predicted.
They're calling it the element of surprise.
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The key to winning in Battle Royale games is the element
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︎ Sep 25 2018
What's a gravedigger's favorite element?
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My favorite element is helium.
I can't speak highly enough of it!
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︎ Apr 17 2018
What chemical element is symbolized by the letters Ah?
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︎ May 07 2020
Is Belgium a chemical element?
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︎ Jun 13 2020
How often do I make jokes about the Table of Elements?
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