Miracle grow and fix a flat
Patience
So I’ve been taking measures to deal with it
To which I replied "This is nacho average Taco Tuesday"
This business is a naan starter
Initiative
I thought to myself, "Boy this looks like a real recipe for disaster!"
Carbonzo beans!
Dough!
I said of course, it's the yeast I can do.
It was about thyme.
They're all lyes!
It operates on a knead to know basis.
I quickly responded, it’s not there because you had it already.
I could tell he was lye-ing.
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That’s when I knew it was Thyme.
the eggs for Pork-Egg-Foo-Young?
All Porpoise Flour!
Sorry about the username... Hope I didn't spoil it... I don't really have a "porpoise" in life! Badum cha!
Cheeses of Nazareth 🧀
The chef promptly asks who told you? Customer says, I have my sauces.
She kept telling me she kneeds it.
But it's not the funniest: it doesn't have that rye sense of humor.
He was making a pound cake
The hops
I felt there was no knead
He managed to cook it just in thyme.
It was a clam-ity.
It was a naan starter.
Image of food preparation and how it went down: http://i.imgur.com/sYdDfrW.png
The the whole family (my mom, dad, and two sisters) are sitting in the living room and my mom asked me to pick up some ingredients from the grocery store. She starts listing them out loud, "I'll need heavy cream, eggs, milk-"
At which point I interrupt to ask what size eggs she needs (i.e. AA etc.) and she responds "It doesn't matter just make sure they're large - oh and cage free"
My dad immediately came back, "Cage-fee? What are you worried about - that the cake will get away?"
My dad immediately does his troll grin and my mother looks at him with a years practiced look of "how did you ever trick me into marrying you"
Naturally this was followed by my nine year old sisters falling apart into giggles, and eventually me too. My mother looks at us like she's thinking to herself "They must have switched all three of my babies at the hospital" before looking up at the ceiling and saying, "I guess I'll write a list..."
He really wanted some cherries but the store was sold out. As soon as we got to the checkout he turned to me and said "Guess this was a fruitless venture." Groans ensued.
