My dad just told me his joke about seasoning a pot roast.
It's about thyme.
What was Bob Marley's favorite seasoning?
Oreggaeno
How much seasoning do you put on pork chops?
You can go ham.
I quit my job as a taste tester at the herbal seasonings factory...
... I found the work too Thyme consuming.
Delta airlines have stopped using seasoning on board their aircrafts.
They only serve plane food.
What is a cop’s favorite seasoning?
Pepper spray.
Bedroom seasoning
Babe & I tried to spice things up so as to improve our sex duration
But as a 2 mins guy I came on thyme, as usual
I bought the best ever seasoning for my mutton.
It’s the Greatest Of All Thyme
My brother-in-law taught his offspring a seasoning that is an excellent addition to omelets and egg strata...
It was good father-son-thyme.
What’s Bruce Buffer’s favorite seasoning?
Iiiiiiiiittttttt’ssssss THYME!!
My sister threw spices and seasonings at me while we were putting up groceries.
I guess you could say I got a-salted
My burger seasoning has two openings on its lid: one for scooping and one for sprinkling
I guess it can really get rubbed the wrong way
Decided to turn things up a notch in the bedroom by seasoning my junk.
Turns out it's just a waste of thyme.
My wife gave our daughter two seasoning jars to play with while she cooked dinner, and said "here shake these", to which I replied,
"Hey, she literally is shaking what her momma gave her"
I really can't stand poultry seasoning.
It just smells so fowl.
A man was arrested trying to buy seasoning and electricity.
The charge was assault and battery.
While reaching for the seasonings at dinner, I ask my wife...
Isn't it weird that when you pepper someone with something it's considered assault?
