Climate Puns

there's no one Greta than Thunberg.

This will eliminate 75% of America’s car bunny missions.

When questioned they just stated they were now Anti Fa.

..Deficiteroles

I find that it's a great ice breaker

We should start calling them B-‘s

Be yourself bro

You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate!

Personally I’d love to get a little hotter.

It's pretty cold, you might even say its Chile

Is the hottest thing of the century

How many degrees does Earth's temp need to rise in order for my wife's feet to not be freezing cold all the time?

I guess it's a hot issue.

No one wants anything to do with my Russian ties.

Green Peas

Will be the day hell freezes over

An Al-Gore-Rhythm

but the bipolar bears already went extinct during the Great Depression.

Now I go bicycling wherever I go instead. Besides being good for the environment, it saves on gas and gets me a good workout every time.

May weather

With Al-gore-rhythms

I guess it will be Amsterdamned.

That's quite ironic, isn't it supposed to serve as a dam?

source: http://geology.com/sea-level-rise/

Now there snow days off for winter

yllaer

Hugh Jefferts has a lot to answer for.