How much soda can a tropical bird drink?

Tucans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jerseypoontappa
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01
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Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain

Due to all the indoor fins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Messicanhero
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10
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How many tropical birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

One can't, but Toucan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/R4D1U5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18
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What do you call it when a pair of tropical birds do a French dance?

A two-toucan can-can!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/huuhhhh
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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My wife started a tropical diet recently.

There's so much stuff in the house it would make a mango crazy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNefelivata
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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Sent my dad a nearby dive photo of sea lions in kelp & told him it made me officially excited to do local/non-tropical dives... his reply?

Well, that seals the deal!

It got a good laugh out of me. Photo here for the curious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NePasToucher
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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Tropical fruits give me so much energy...

Guess you could say they make a man-go!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teameffortt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13
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What do you call a tropical cocktail that gets into a car accident?

Pina Collide-a

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lol_camis
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Can one tropical bird change a lightbulb?

No, but toucan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shakespearesbutt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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My wife started a tropical diet

There’s so much stuff in the house it’s enough to make a mango crazy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zheenboi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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My wife is on a tropical food diet and now the house is full of this stuff.

That's enough to make a mango crazy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joe_dsr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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My mom has us all on a tropical fruit diet. the stuff is everywhere.

it's enough to make a mango crazy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ok0_0
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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How do you motivate a tropical bird?

You go and tell him if I can, tucan!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Tropical Storm Dorian

Tropical Storm Dorian is coming. It's going to have a real jazzy feel. Hopefully there aren't any #7s that come with it or it might turn into a Minor Major storm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/padrict
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?

A Coco-naut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AFreudianSlip69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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If we move all the millennials and gen z kids to Hawaii, we’d have enough to make a tropical depression
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im-a-stegosaurus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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My wife is on a tropical fruit diet and our fridge is full of strange stuff.

It’s enough to make a mango crazy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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My wife has started the tropical fruit diet!

Our house is full of the stuff! It’s enough to make a mango crazy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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How many tropical birds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two-can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dagoldenalpaca
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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I decided to give a tropical food diet a try but quickly stopped.

It was enough to make a mango crazy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Is seeing kids get tropical diseases from mosquitoes funny?

No, it's Malarious...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fo_eyed_dog
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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A co-worker went on a tropical holiday recently

'Jamaica?' I replied. No she went on her own free choice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucasM__
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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The zookeeper was struggling to explain why two tropical birds were stuck together.

It was toucan fusing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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How many tropical birds does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One can't, but toucan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Genekid
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2015
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How many beers does it take for tropical birds to get drunk?

Toucans (two cans)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danamo19
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2017
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How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Toucans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taylyn_conner
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2017
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What did one Tropical Storm say to the other?

I used to be a hurricane but now I'm depressed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheEnterRehab
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2017
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If a father asked their child if they would like a tropical fruit, would the child respond

Papa, ya

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πŸ‘€︎ u/animatedtwig
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2017
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What did the tropical bird say when he caught his friend cheating in a board game?

Toucan play at that game

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tsands22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2015
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Tropical Storm Colin is soaking the coast...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sixmilesoldier
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2016
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Keeping tropical fish in your home has a calming effect on the brain because...

...of the indoor fins...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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Keeping tropical fish at at home can have a calming effect on the brain.

Due to all the indoor fins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TellmSteveDave
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
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Keeping tropical fish in your home has a calming effect on the brain

because of the indoor fins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain

Due to all the indoor fins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashtehstampede
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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My wife is on a tropical fruit diet...

It's enough to make a mango crazy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1classyBoy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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My wife is on a tropical food diet...

It's enough to make a mango crazy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2016
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