Felt the knead to drop a hot pun on my wife
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greigers
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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Red hot pun over here
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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It's titled "Cheetah After Lunch", but it looks like a flamin' hot cheetah to me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Muadeeb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09
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How do you measure a red hot chili pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh, now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanOfAllTrades80
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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What did the Dalai Lama say to the Hot Dog Vendor?

… Make me one with everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
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What’s faster, cold or hot?

Hot, because you can catch a cold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09
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Yeah, a little too hot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheWildNazis
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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How do you know how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?

You give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pprbckwrtr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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She got fired from the hot dog stand...

... for putting her hair in a bun.

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πŸ“…︎ May 12
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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One turned to the other and said "Gee it's hot in here"

The other one shouted "Wow, a talking muffin"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10
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I’m really good at making my friends hot drinks

Some of them call it my special tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arylus54773
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08
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Noone wants to hear that the Canadian pime minister is hot.

But it's Trudeau.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anna_was_taken
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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Today I was eating a hot cross bun when I dropped it on my knee.

Now I have a bunny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudecancode
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10
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Good Morning!! Hot news coming in but before that let’s look at
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikintp
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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It was so hot & humid, even the bee's perm became unmanageable...

...now she's a frizzbee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14
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My dad was complaining how hot it is. I told him to get a couple of fans

He said he just isn't popular enough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/packguy88
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08
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It's so hot today

"It's 99Β°F!"

#Dad: "That's not 0K"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pragalbhv
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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What do you call the tv show where hot air balloons are attached to peoples cars

Blimp My Ride

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brandon_Mercer078
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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What do you call a hot apple employee?

Icandy

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 10
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Hot news
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShowersALot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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The guy who created the sign CAUTION HOT SURFACE in braille...

was an evil genius.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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Why are football stadiums all around the world really hot right now?

All the fans are at home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iiToaster
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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Two dudes chilling in a hot tub 5 feet apart cause they're

Responsible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcharlesboyle
πŸ“…︎ May 02
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My friend started a pun war that was too hot for her to Handel
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alto_128
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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When getting ready to leave the restaurant, our hot waitress noticed by leftovers and asked: β€œdo you wanna box for that?”

I said: β€œI’d rather wrestle for it”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoosierdaddiesx
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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I thought of doing a joke about hot dogs,

But sausage puns are the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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How hot is an engine at idle?

Vroom temperature

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Myusernameisfish
πŸ“…︎ May 02
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My post is so hot, it’s red
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MRPOTATOGAMING99
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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Some people say sorting by new is better than sorting by hot but i say...

sorting by best is best

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eLkey12
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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I asked my hot lawyer wife for a new nudie

She sent me a contract or agreement by which one receives fixed payments on an investment for a lifetime or for a specified number of years

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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Have you heard about Summer? I heard she’s really hot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NiisanSein
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02
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The comments on the post of a video where a man who flew from Emirates (using hot air balloons) and was found in Oman in a critical condition. I doubt if that video Israel..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LogangYeddu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29
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I finally was chosen to picked toppings for the hot dogs!

I relished the opportunity!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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I think planks are absolutely hot

(Science joke)

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πŸ“…︎ May 06
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I was at a farm on a hot day...

The pigs were bacon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mercolorecords
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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This one’s hot!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smonag1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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What did the man do when he saw a hot dog?

He put it in the shade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoIAmWeird
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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The comments on the post of a video where a man who flew from Emirates (using hot air balloons) and was found in Oman in a critical condition. I doubt if that video Israel..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LogangYeddu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29
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I decided to try something new and get my wife a box of red hot chili peppers for Valentines

she told me "give it away, give it away, give it away NOW" !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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What do you call it when a Marsupial on drugs makes you a delicious drink out of hot water and plants?

High Koala Tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cuffbox
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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How do you measure how heavy a red hot chilli is ?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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hot potato
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bro_Kuli
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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It was getting really hot in the journey, so I opened the window to let some air in.

I closed the window after a minute, and everyone disappeared from inside the space shuttle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pakistani_pizza
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30
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Why did the hot dog dress up ?

It felt a little halloweenie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinyroundballs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
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A hot actress tried out for my play. She spoke the archaic version of "your" beautifully...

She had nice "thy"s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30
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I was going to leave everything to my 2 sons when I die, but one son got arrested for a murderous rampage and the other left his wife and kids for his hot secretary...

It was a bad heir day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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Are u isreali? Cuz u isreali hot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FiresideLamb961
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17
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What food is served hot but is always cold

Chili

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πŸ‘€︎ u/expunisher
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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Some people call circular-sliced hot dogs β€œlunch meat”...

But if you ask me, that’s just bologna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wutisthis66204
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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I don't understand how stadiums are so hot, even during summer

There are thousands of fans at some games!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jkwon6227
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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The hot topic in Paris at the moment
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ebzinho
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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That's hot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Australians are quite hot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArmyOfAretas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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How come the stadium got so hot?

All of the fans left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperMegaPepega
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01
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Burning hot love (Made by akuanakgembala)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DBrownGames
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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I just saw a Buddhist order a hot dog.

He said, "Make me one with everything. "

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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What do you call a sick hot drink?

Coffee. You know what, I am sorry. That was too much brutalitea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dibbledydungus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01
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Apparently adding a fireplace to your home is the hot new trend...

...and chimney installations are through the roof!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrdm242
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Why is the corner of the room very hot?

Because it’s at 90degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/strychinine
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig.

One’s a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jspilot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Why do stadiums get hot after the game?

Because all the fans left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skinnyboi47
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she's hot, but honestly I'm not a fan.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Why did the stadium get so hot after the game?

Because all the fans left.

πŸ‘︎ 6k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bazander04
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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I got into hot water with my parents yesterday.

The atmosphere was uncomfortable, but the faculty Jacuzzi felt really good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Overlevendeftw
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05
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While hiking in Madagascar an explorer came across a hot spring.

It was a site for sore aye-ayes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Craniate
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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What do you call two hot dogs?

A pair of pants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/milesmac
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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Anakin was really hot in his fight with obi-wan

He was smokin hot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigNibbaDicc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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I let my kids pick my Halloween costume this year. They chose a hot dog...

... this is going to be my wurst Halloween ever.

(True story, btw.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patentpunk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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What do you call hot sauce on a chicken

A hot chick

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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As I stared at the hot water flowing towards my shower drain I realized something.

It's all downhill from here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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[At a hot dog stand] Me: Can I have a jumbo sausage?

Hot dog guy: Sure. Won’t be long.

Me: Shit. Can I have two then?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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I like stirring my coffee while it's very hot.

Does that make me a hip stirrer?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
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What do you call a Russian hot dog?

Blyat wurst

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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That is a pretty hot post
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bunedune
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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I ordered a meatball and got a hot ham and swiss instead.

Darn. Wrong sub

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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All these hot shingles are from r/memes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GingerManBearPig
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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What did the monk order at the hot dog stand?

One with everything

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuccYaNan69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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When the mug’s hot...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OsakaMilkTea
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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My friend Adam was telling me how, in addition to marrying a hot super model whose daddy bought the house he lives in and the car he drives just for marrying his daughter, he was also sexing up a hot stewardess. I found it hard to believe...

Because Adams make up everything!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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what does a dad eat on a hot summer day?

Popsicles.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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If served hot, it would be juststeam!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stha118
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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Be nice to your hot water heater repairman please,

It’s often a tankless profession.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WagonsNeedLoveToo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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The card I got from my father is shaped like a hot dog

"Hot dog, it's your birthday! Let's be Frank, you're probably planning to party your buns off, so go ahead - don't be a weenie! Relish every moment of your celebration."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/undeadpenguins
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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I just had a very serious conversation about hot dogs

It was a frank discussion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wawoodworth
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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What did the frog carrying a hot pot say?

Trivet trivet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wannabereaper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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I need me some hot shingles
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Azreila
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Hot and fresh, made to order puns!

Do you need a pun? Just ask!

I can do puns with just one subject, puns that connect two subjects, pun pickup lines, and pun-chlines for jokes of the form "____ walks into a bar."

Just comment on this post with the subject you need a pun on, and I will get back to you as soon as possible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrAcurite
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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Did you hear about the hot cocoa who lost all his money?

He got mugged :(

πŸ‘︎ 13
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCHZY
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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PsBattle: This Dog inside of a Hot Dog bun.
πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PB_USLC
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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What did the Dalai Lama say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

πŸ‘︎ 12
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dutchburrito
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14
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What’s faster, cold or hot?

Hot, because you can catch a cold.

πŸ‘︎ 68
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrakeVader
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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How heavy is a red hot chili pepper

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!

πŸ‘︎ 134
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Justanaveragedad
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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How do you measure how heavy a red, hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

πŸ‘︎ 206
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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmisson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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