Red hot pun over here
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Felt the knead to drop a hot pun on my wife
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greigers
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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Which is faster, hot or cold?

Hot, because you can catch a cold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gunny_McShoot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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How does a military dad alert his son that a hot lady is nearby?

A-TEN-SON!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Packaging69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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Nobody wanted to buy my Red Hot Chili Peppers cd.

I have to give it away now

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Today I asked a hot girl at the gym what her new year's resolution was. She replied β€œScrew you!”

So I'm pretty excited for the new year!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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There are no losers when eating hot dogs. Only wieners.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wyllyam1111
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Today I finally told my family about my hot dog addiction

It was really hard but I managed to mustard all the courage to do so

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rafacu_el_dino
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What did cold say to hot?

Not cool, man.

*My six year old told me she made this up. Not sure whether to believe her or not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rethinkthegrid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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If justice was served hot, it would be justwater.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuma_Paws_376
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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I posted 10 puns thinking they'd get into hot

No pun in ten did

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Hot headed midget.

Short temper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrVegano
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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What do you call a hot magnet?

Attractive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ndGall
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Random_420-69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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If hell is hot, then heaven's gotta be cold

Guess that's why they call it paradice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magnificent-Moe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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What’s the difference between a hot dog and a pit bull?

A pit bull bites the hand that feeds it, while a hot dog feeds the hand that bites it.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Can't resist, the pan is searing hot.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Invalleria
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Is a hot dog a sub or a sandwich?

It’s just a hot dog. No bun intended.

Posted at r/jokes but someone told me to post here. Guess I’m officially old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/treflipallday
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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I was texting this nun and things were getting pretty hot and heavy. Then out of nowhere she stopped replying.

I still can’t believe she holy ghosted me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlippySlappers
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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They finally caught the guy who's been putting hot sauce in beer mugs

His name: Dr. Frank's-in-stein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zombie-narwhals
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What is faster, something hot or cold?

Of course it’s the hot one, you can always catch a cold

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mxrxx_ag
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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A new hot single by "The Paint Rollers"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NathyDre
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Why do retirement homes never run out of hot water?

Because they’re full of geysers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBanisherOfRegs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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How do you measure a red hot chili pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh, now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanOfAllTrades80
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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Why is hot Mexican food like a credit card?

You pay for it the next day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenpod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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He was too hot for this world
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kanamuna24
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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A Buddhist walked up to a hot dog stand...

And said β€œmake me one with everything”

-Robin Williams.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J3ster80
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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There's a South American country where they have a rare pepper. Instead of being hot when you eat it, it makes your mouth feel cold.

It's called the Chilly Chile Chili.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlessedBigIron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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When it's not raining, snowing or hot outside, what is it?

Icy how it is...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thirteen_20
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

You take away it’s chair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColonelESanders
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What's the difference between a hot guy or a cool guy?

The temperature

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anonymous8776
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Sounds more respectable and hot.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bhushanw-tf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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How does a Russian cool themselves down on a hot day?

They have a Cold War

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Not__Joe69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Is Sand Hot?

Of Coarse It Is!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matt4307
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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It was so hot yesterday I had to stand in the shade.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HuwJon
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What does a Rastafarian use to keep his beer cool in the hot tub?

A jah-koozie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nsblues
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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My wife thinks I'm hot.

I think she's hot too because our air-condition is broken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Son, don't say your crush is too hot for you

You're too cool for her

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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My wife, who's eight months pregnant, asked me if I worry that it's been too hot recently for our baby inside her. I reassured her...

β€œNah, it’s probably womb temperature!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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What do you guys do when your hair gets too hot in the summer?

I use hair conditioner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Azarathos
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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My friend always brags about hot beautiful his radishes and carrots are...

He digs roots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Which is faster, hot or cold?

Hot, because you can catch a cold

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangoAway17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Which is faster, hot or cold?

Hot, because you can catch a cold

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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How do you measure a red hot chili pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhavethebiggay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyOfAus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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Why is hot faster than cold?

Because you can catch a cold.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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