I got into a heated argument with a snowman

in which he lost his cool and had a total meltdown

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πŸ‘€︎ u/languagepotato
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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After a heated argument, my kid shouted β€œJim Morrison was overrated”

Me: What did I say about slamming The Doors?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/catmom81519
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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My wife heated up a cup of coffee "just for me"

It was Lukewarm

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Keep in mind that given all of this year's events, Thanksgiving dinner can get heated

It can get re-heated the next day as well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pikindaguy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I was dancing with a woman in a bar and things were getting heated.

"Want to go back to my place?" I asked.

"Of course," she replied.

I said, "Here are the keys. Make sure you let the dog out for a shit."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I cannot eat shrimp, lobsters and clams that have been cooked by heated water vapor....

I have shellfish steamed issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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he broke their air conditioner and then things got heated.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirWernich
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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I got into an argument with a friend about what the best medieval weapon was. I said the Warhammer, he said the Mace. It got so heated we are currently not speaking to each other...

Talk about blunt force drama.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UltimaBahamut93
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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I was using my drill at work when all of a sudden it heated up so much, it caught fire!

So I called up Dewalt and they said: β€œnot to worry! It’s just a fire drill.”

REDDIT! IM GOING TO BE A DAD!!! :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sydtheslothe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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I get very heated when debating global warming with deniers.

Some might say I need to cool it down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChummusJunky
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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Why does swearing cause heated discussions?

Because thereβ€˜s a lot of FRICK-tion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zmelk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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That time I beat my dad at his own game. In the middle of a heated lecture about not joining my friends' shenanigans, dad said, "Two wrongs don't make a right."

"Two Wrights do make an airplane."

"I'm proud of you. You're still grounded though."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustJosh724
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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A husband and a wife got into a heated argument

Both of them are working, but the husband never did house chores and left it all to the wife. It's also the wife who dealt with everything about their children.

One day the wife can't take it anymore and lashed out.

Wife: "I'm tired with work too you know? Why don't you try putting yourself in my shoes?"

Husband: "I can't. Your shoes are too small."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zerio13
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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Did you guys watch the news? Someone poured oil all over a major Jordanian city and heated it up.

It was Petra frying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chadnav
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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People get so heated up about whether the milk comes first in tea or cereal

Personally i prefer that the tea comes first, then the milk, and then the cereal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ductxtape
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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There is a heated debate on whether we really need to change our clocks twice a year...

It's about time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirillsimin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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A group of snails got into a really heated fight. They took their shells off and went at it.

It was a real slug fest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3Dbabble
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2018
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Several members of the bomb squad were in a heated debate over which wire to cut

When another member walked over and astutely pointed out β€˜discord’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onejdc
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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Washington Post Headline: IBM ends campaign urging women to hack hair dryers after heated blowback

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2015/12/08/ibm-ends-campaign-urging-women-to-hack-hair-dryers-after-heated-blowback/?hpid=hp_hp-cards_hp-card-technology%3Ahomepage%2Fcard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samsdeadfishclub
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2015
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