A list of puns related to "Fieriness"
This was known as the Big Bang hypothesis.
Joke by Terry Pratchett, βThe Colour of Magicβ, Prologue.
Ginger-bite-us
Dude 3: I think it was Hotel California. "Last thing I remember, I was running for the door..."
He had Flaming Hot Chi-toes.
They don't want gingervitis.
I'm an Asian and my friend and I have AP Calculus together and he sits right next to me. I had trouble with a derivative and our conversation went along the lines of:
me: I don't know how to do this derivative.
friend: Well you see, you're Asian so you're bad at deriving.
me: groan^1000 ^hot ^fiery ^suns
My gf and I were watching the food network when Guy Fieri comes on for a commercial. I start to rant about my general annoyance with him.
Me: "... yada, yada, yada... his hair just makes me..."
GF: "Fieri-ous?"
I had to stop mid rant because that was pretty good! I think my girlfriend became a dad.
Dad: "Time for bed, kids"
Kids: "Throw us in bed! Throw us in bed!"
(Dad picks a kid up in his arms)
Dad: "Did I ever tell you about the three men in the book of Daniel who were thrown into the fiery furnace?"
Kids: "No!"
Dad: "Their names were... Shadrach... Meshach... and ToBedYouGo!
(tosses squealing kid through the air, onto the bed)
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