My wife insists that I go with her whenever she shops for igneous rock containing quartz and feldspar.
Sometimes I think she takes me for granite.
If we used igneous rock as currency we’d take everything for granite.
My wife hates me.
After our marriage, my sexual fetishes have grown slowly more perverse, but it wasn't until I spanked a statue in public that I realized I had hit rock bottom.
My son is thinking about majoring in Geology...
...because he thinks geology rocks
What do a rock tells to another rock?
Life is hard
Everyday since I have started taking geology in college my dad hasn't gone a day without laying this one on me.
You are on your way of becoming a genius about igneous rocks.
