What works out 8 hours a day but still is sedimentary.

The Rock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pageld
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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I have a buddy who is a prominent geologist, but outside of work, he's very lazy and inactive.

He lives a sedimentary lifestyle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sillymonkey829
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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A rock's father gave him a family heirloom

It held sedimentary value

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditShaz420
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I’m heartbroken that I lost a bucket of sand, silt, and gravel.

It was of great sedimentary value.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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Why are rocks so heavy?

Because they have a sedimentary lifestyle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/origingaming935
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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Dad joked my husband

On the night walk with our 2 pups. One is obsessed with toads and every item on the road is suspiciously inspected. Frequently a leaf is sniffed and nosed to encourage a leap. Tonight, a piece of gravel caught her eye with exuberant tailnub wagging! β€œOh pupper that isn’t sedentary; it’s sedimentary.”

Hope you like it too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aimlesskeek
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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I say Holmes....What kind of rock is this?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/catonmyshoulder69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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Most geology puns are crap.

However, this one's a gem!

You know, I heard that the geology department at MIT just isn't what it used to be; it's slated for removal.

All that I can say is that puns about geology are a diamond dozen.

Many geologists live a rather sedimentary lifestyle.

Are you bored yet? I have way Moh if you want.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mage_Of_Cats
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2017
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"But, Holmes, what kind of rock could be formed by deposition and consolidation of mineral and organic material and from the precipitation of minerals from a solution?"

"Sedimentary, my dear Watson."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2017
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So John asks Sherlock what his favoritr type of rock is

And Sherlock turns around and says

"Sedimentary my dear Watson."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paradox4901
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2015
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In his will, my grandfather left me a bucket of sand, silt, and gravel.

It is of great sedimentary value.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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