Even though my collection of shale, sandstone, limestone and coal isn't worth a whole lot...

it has a lot of sedimental value to me.

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Today while on a steep upslope during a hike my son was walking up the shale rock beside the path with some difficulty. In frustration he shouted, "Why am I doing this?" And I responded...

"Well, recently didn't you say you wanted to live a bolder life?" Zing!

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👤︎ u/Freklred
📅︎ Apr 16 2016
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My wife hates me.

After our marriage, my sexual fetishes have grown slowly more perverse, but it wasn't until I spanked a statue in public that I realized I had hit rock bottom.

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👤︎ u/spartan-44
📅︎ Jun 21 2017
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I think I'm going to open a store that sells rocks...

When we have special promotions, I can make a commercial on the radio that says "don't take this shale for granite!"

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👤︎ u/mkay1911
📅︎ Jan 17 2016
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Saw a geologist helping an old lady cross the street today and I thought...

...what a gneiss person

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👤︎ u/SoDakZak
📅︎ Sep 13 2017
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Well the thing is, to get rocks cheap..

..you need to get them on shale

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👤︎ u/DevonX
📅︎ Apr 23 2018
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So Black Friday at the Geology Museum was great!

There were so many great shales!

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