What do you call the chemical bond in minerals?
The mineral that makes up tooth enamel is called Apatite
After drinking mineral spirits...
I told the minerals to go home, they were drunk.
Mineral water can be non-carbonated.
How much is in a gallon of minerals?
Minerals are a goldmine of puns
In Mexico, they say if you drink Topo Chico mineral water you'll grow taller.
It is the Legend of Tipi Topo Chico...
My favorite mineral would have to be the diamond. They rock.
Cos minerals are like...y'know...rocks. minerals. punny stuff
What’s a werewolf’s favorite mineral?
Scientists have discovered a mineral that can stop you from sneezing.
What’s a geologist’s favorite mineral?
"But, Holmes, what kind of rock could be formed by deposition and consolidation of mineral and organic material and from the precipitation of minerals from a solution?"
"Sedimentary, my dear Watson."
What is the fastest mineral in the world?
They should really name a mineral after Jake's comedy partner.
A service that ships dietary supplements to women, primarily minerals helpful in making red blood cells.
Why did the Scandinavians take so long to look like minerals?
Because...
Gneiss guise Finnish last
a dad joke for mineral collectors
Q: what do you call it when you can't locate your favorite apatite specimen?
A: a loss of apatite.
:(
Gravity Falls has the best puns
What do miners play on their coffee break?
Why did the coal miner eat his lantern?
A Police Officer pulls over a Miner at a Traffic Stop
Officer: "Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
Miner: "Mine."
An underage gold digger is a miner
I pulled a muscle while I was digging for gold.
They say if you want to be a successful prospector, you shouldn't get a major in geology.
You should get a miner instead.
What is the worst way to ruin a joke?
Where are all the stone miners?
What does the announcer for the Miners Soccer League say when someone scores?
I hate trying to please miners.
Why was the miner so determined to complete digging on a second plot of land?
Because he had one tract mined.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?
I rang a miner but he was busy...
He said: can I coal you back?
What was the coal-miner’s excuse to his boss?
“I didn’t have time to do my laundry last night, so my soot is dirty!”
An old mine shaft collapsed on a bunch of workers the other day.
But it’s okay, they only suffered miner injuries.
There was an accident at the coal mine
Nothing too serious, just some miner damage
What do you call a retired miner?
What was the quiet rich-driven miner up to?
He was mining his own business.
A miner was on their way to work in their new car, when a police officer stops them and asks: "where are you going, where do you work, and who's car is this?"
I had sex with a miner.
She was a gold digger.
She was super into metal.
We got stoned together.
I'm thinking about coaling her, but you're supposed to wait 3 days.
I tried to open a bar inside a cave but the police stopped me. They said it was illegal to sell alcohol to miners..
I went out with a coal miner's daughter. I guess you could say I was carbon dated.
My best friend is a miner
He's the most down-to-earth guy I know.
A child was slightly injured while digging for gold
Not to worry, only Minor Miner Injuries
What note do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft.
What sound does a piano make falling down a mineshaft?
What did the miner say when he put on his headlamp?
I used to sell drugs to miners...
it was a real underground operation.
Cop: whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
What do you call a retired miner?
A police car pulls over a miner and asks: What do you do for a living? Where are you going? Who’s car is that?
I pulled a muscle digging for gold
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