The mineral that makes up tooth enamel is called Apatite
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dejavont
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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After drinking mineral spirits...

I told the minerals to go home, they were drunk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mindfullsilence
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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Mineral water can be non-carbonated.

But it's still water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heavenly-Raven
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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How much is in a gallon of minerals?

4 quartz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FeedbackUSA
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
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Minerals are a goldmine of puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaledin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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In Mexico, they say if you drink Topo Chico mineral water you'll grow taller.

It is the Legend of Tipi Topo Chico...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelvinRoseTX
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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My favorite mineral would have to be the diamond. They rock.

Cos minerals are like...y'know...rocks. minerals. punny stuff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhantomPhoenix350
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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What’s a werewolf’s favorite mineral?

Howlite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hobowhite
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Scientists have discovered a mineral that can stop you from sneezing.

Gesundhite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAstrocomic
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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"But, Holmes, what kind of rock could be formed by deposition and consolidation of mineral and organic material and from the precipitation of minerals from a solution?"

"Sedimentary, my dear Watson."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2017
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What is the fastest mineral in the world?

Expedite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/projectimperfect
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2017
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They should really name a mineral after Jake's comedy partner.

Amirite?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaltosMcOlafson
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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A service that ships dietary supplements to women, primarily minerals helpful in making red blood cells.

Fe-Mail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnFoxpoint
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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Why did the Scandinavians take so long to look like minerals?

Because... Gneiss guise Finnish last

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littleguy-3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2017
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a dad joke for mineral collectors

Q: what do you call it when you can't locate your favorite apatite specimen?

A: a loss of apatite.

:(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/platetone
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2015
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A Police Officer pulls over a Miner at a Traffic Stop

Officer: "Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?

Miner: "Mine."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IS3OO
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06
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An underage gold digger is a miner
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πŸ‘€︎ u/afieif
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22
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Miners have been some of the most stubborn people I've ever dealt with

They've got total tunnel vision

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThinkOfANameHere
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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Where are all the stone miners?

In quarry-ntine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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Beautiful
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dakingofmeme
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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What does the announcer for the Miners Soccer League say when someone scores?

COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAL

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HVDREW
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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Miner League Prospect.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jwinsome
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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Why was the miner so determined to complete digging on a second plot of land?

Because he had one tract mined.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EurassesDragon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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What was the coal-miner’s excuse to his boss?

β€œI didn’t have time to do my laundry last night, so my soot is dirty!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mirrortoremind
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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I hate trying to please miners.

They're so picky!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/desireewhitehall
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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I rang a miner but he was busy...

He said: can I coal you back?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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Why is a broken pickaxe not a big deal?

Its just a miner problem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Americrazy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14
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I pulled a muscle digging for gold

Just a miner injury

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16
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What was the quiet rich-driven miner up to?

He was mining his own business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrHollowed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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What do you call a retired miner?

Doug

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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A miner was on their way to work in their new car, when a police officer stops them and asks: "where are you going, where do you work, and who's car is this?"

Miner: "mine"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weetabix_gryphon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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The archaeologist had majored in geology in college,

but he was also a history miner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strawbalicious
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23
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I tried to open a bar inside a cave but the police stopped me. They said it was illegal to sell alcohol to miners..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CHEEZY_21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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Man with a picaxe was refused service...

they dont serve miners

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Parkwad
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11
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I had sex with a miner.

She was a gold digger.

She was super into metal.

We got stoned together.

I'm thinking about coaling her, but you're supposed to wait 3 days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Death_By_Pun
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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My best friend is a miner

He's the most down-to-earth guy I know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NontrivialAnswers
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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Did you hear about the coal mining startup that used child labor? Thankfully they caught it early.

So it was only a minor minor miner issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shargus_live
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11
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I went out with a coal miner's daughter. I guess you could say I was carbon dated.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NewGamerOK
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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What do you get when a piano falls down a mineshaft?

A flat miner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiny_spring
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07
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Everyone, I have the black lung!

It's alright, though. I'll be fine. It's just a miner problem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vaca232
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24
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In the early 1900's, a number of protests arose because of employment of children in coal mines.

I suppose you could say the owners had a minor minor miner problem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poison_us
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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I used to sell drugs to miners...

it was a real underground operation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foreverxtrue24
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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What did the miner say when he put on his headlamp?

"I feel light headed".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/etherreal
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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A police car pulls over a miner and asks: What do you do for a living? Where are you going? Who’s car is that?

His answer: Mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sebakira
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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What do you call a kid that searches for gold in a cave?

A minor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfinateUniverse
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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A miner jumped into the largest drilling hole in Siberia.

He seemed like a pretty down to earth guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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There were a couple of miners make their way to SF. They set up camp for the night underneath a giant half dome. One of the miners was going to make coffee. He ask if anyone else wanted something to drink

Someone yelled back from the other side of camp. β€œYO SEND ME TEA.!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SandyHoey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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Several miners got trapped but the mining company refused to help them.

One could say the miners got shafted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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So someone stole the miner’s gold,

He said β€œAu! Get back here with my gold”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CreationsCollide
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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What craft does a coal miner take?

Minecraft

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ash_Holes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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What do you call a coel miner.

A miner spelling mistake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TruufadeR
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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What chord does a piano make when it falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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Why did the miner quit his job?

Because it was boring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATAGChozo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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Why didn’t the miner come to work today?

Because it was too coal-d outside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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My dad dropped this ones back in 2010 after those Chilean miners were rescued.

Us watching the news cast telling us they were rescued.

Dad: β€œWow that’s crazy. And even after that long ordeal they still can’t have any alcohol to celebrate.”

Me: (Wondering if it had to do medically with the length of time they were underground or the extreme depth.) β€œReally? Why?”

Dad: β€œBecause they are still miners”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dontbthatguy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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Being a miner sounds like a boring job.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/emile1138
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2018
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A piano fell on a coal miner

Now you have A Flat Minor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IndiaVenom
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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My dad didn't laugh so hopefully you'll enjoy.

Chatting on the phone with my dad while he was at work.

Dad "I've got a light on my helmet so I look like a miner"

Me "No, I would say you look about 40"

Not even a chuckle from him πŸ˜’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T1TZILLA1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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mine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/neefhond
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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Just Dad Joked my Geology Class

While learning about atoms, my instructor said that covalent bonds were the strongest bonds. I said, "I always thought Sean Connery was the strongest Bond." So many groans. I could feel the eye rolls. I love being the old guy in class.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TingleSack
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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A man with a gold claim in Alaska was cursed.

At first the curse just brought him bad luck, causing vital equipment to break and provoking frequent but small injuries to him and his crew. Soon, however, the curse darkened and diggers the man had hired to help work his claim began to die in bizarre ways.

One was killed by an African scorpion that should never have made it to Alaska, let alone have survived the cold. A second drank a gallon of the mercury used to separate the gold from the ore. A third was found with a tree growing up through his body.

The man himself who owned the claim became more and more pale. His eyes became all white. His skin began to give off an overpowering smell of sulfur. He slept all day and at night he wandered the mountain above his claim, coming back each day looking more like a beast than a man.

The curse became so bad the last worker alive ran away to the nearest town to tell the authorities what was happening at the claim.

In an attempt to save the claim owner's life and lift the cur

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Y2KoNo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
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A copy asks a miner: whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?

the miner responds "mine."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaybutts
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2017
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So, a miner and a chemist walk into a geology convention.

They approach a table displaying a wide assortment of rocks. The chemist points in the booth's direction and asks the miner, "Which is your favorite; cinnabar or cassiterite?" The miner thought for a moment and replied, "Either ore."

I'll see myself out.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2017
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Did you hear about the situation in which a black, 17 year old excavator robbed a small convenience store?

It was a minor minority minor miner notoriety.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dishwasherfetus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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What rapper does every miner thoroughly enjoy?

J Cole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unclegreene
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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Do you know why I love rocks?

They’re very sedimental to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpetsnazUnit18
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Patfan74
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17
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Miner's pickaxe.

Every morning an old miner went to work, picked up his pickaxe and didn't think much about it. Years pass, and he just goes to work, takes his pickaxe and never thinks much about it. One morning he goes to work, but his pickaxe isn't there, it's gone. He sighes, and thinks to himself:

"All these years, I took this pickaxe for granite."


came up with this yesterday, if you've heard the same pun let me know the context :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmaramara
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2017
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My son told me he has no idea what he wants to go to college for.

I told him he's got a major problem then.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LunacyBound
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Say it out loud and you might get it

Why can’t you give alcohol to people who work for mining companies?

They’re miners!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killstreakbywords
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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What do you call a child digging?

A minor miner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Garfunkle0707
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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My last name is Miner...

Every time I'm out to eat with my dad and ask for a beer, my dad says: "He's still a Miner!" Ugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pholagoo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2015
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What do you call the vitamins they make prisoners take?

Mandatory minerals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TacoPi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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Why can’t the seven dwarves drink at the bar?

Because they’re miners

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Liam______
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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I bumped my elbow digging for gold.

It was a miner injury.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotter66
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustFapped69Times
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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Miners

Snow white is rummaging through things in the house when the seven dwarves urge her to stay out of a certain chest. She opens it to find it filled with booze, to which she says,

"You dwarves shouldn't be drinking! You're miners!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NitroNihon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2014
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I feel bad for the failed miner...

All his efforts were in vein...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SalvadorSmall
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2016
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What do you call the sound of a piano falling down a mineshaft?

A flat miner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tmarsee530
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Did you hear about the song about the kid in the coal mine

It was about a minor miner in f minor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/casecracker108
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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What was the secret to the miner's success?

His use of ground breaking technology

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2015
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Why didn't the miner like his job?

He found it bOREing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/offlebagg1ns
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2014
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Just purchased this shirt!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manny6059
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2018
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What did I get by dropping a piano down a mineshaft?

A Flat Miner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Watmel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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I wanted to set up a bar inside of a cave but the police denied me access to

They said it was illegal to give alcohol to miners

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MonotoneYay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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My wife is into geology and rock formations.

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/8FMv6d1

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lonestarFW
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2016
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I finally figured out why Trump loves coal

He's obsessed with miners!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guywithbeard
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Did you hear about that mine that caved in?

Everyone made it out, it was just a miner inconvenience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GlueFox
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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Meteorologists are boring...

...all they ever want to talk about is the weather.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cooltom2006
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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I just found out that my wife is a gold digger.

So now we're celebrating her new career as an industrial miner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zapyre
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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What song do you sing when you hit someone with a really polished rock?

You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth mineral

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WMino
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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From my friend's Facebook page
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thadialator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2017
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I pulled a muscle digging for gold

Just a miner injury!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14
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What do you call a retired miner?

Doug.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheWhiskaz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puggoamber
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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