What's a miners favorite cookie?
What do you call someone who steals minerals?
Want to know my favorite mineral?
Too bad, that’s none of your Bismuth.
I just joined an online site for gold miner dating.
My first search for a mate brought no matches, but did give me plenty of prospects.
What’s the explosive a miner uses?
Why did the coal miner eat his lantern?
A Police Officer pulls over a Miner at a Traffic Stop
Officer: "Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
Miner: "Mine."
What do miners play on their coffee break?
An underage gold digger is a miner
Gravity Falls has the best puns
What do you call the chemical bond in minerals?
I pulled a muscle while digging up gold
The mineral that makes up tooth enamel is called Apatite
Where are all the stone miners?
I hate trying to please miners.
What does the announcer for the Miners Soccer League say when someone scores?
After drinking mineral spirits...
I told the minerals to go home, they were drunk.
I rang a miner but he was busy...
He said: can I coal you back?
Three prospectors walk into a bar.
Barkeep: I'm sorry, but we don't serve miners here.
Why was the miner so determined to complete digging on a second plot of land?
Because he had one tract mined.
Minerals are a goldmine of puns
Mineral water can be non-carbonated.
How much is in a gallon of minerals?
What was the coal-miner’s excuse to his boss?
“I didn’t have time to do my laundry last night, so my soot is dirty!”
They say if you want to be a successful prospector, you shouldn't get a major in geology.
You should get a miner instead.
What do you call a retired miner?
What is the worst way to ruin a joke?
My favorite mineral would have to be the diamond. They rock.
Cos minerals are like...y'know...rocks. minerals. punny stuff
What was the quiet rich-driven miner up to?
He was mining his own business.
A miner was on their way to work in their new car, when a police officer stops them and asks: "where are you going, where do you work, and who's car is this?"
In Mexico, they say if you drink Topo Chico mineral water you'll grow taller.
It is the Legend of Tipi Topo Chico...
I had sex with a miner.
She was a gold digger.
She was super into metal.
We got stoned together.
I'm thinking about coaling her, but you're supposed to wait 3 days.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?
I tried to open a bar inside a cave but the police stopped me. They said it was illegal to sell alcohol to miners..
I went out with a coal miner's daughter. I guess you could say I was carbon dated.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite mineral?
My best friend is a miner
He's the most down-to-earth guy I know.
There was an accident at the coal mine
Nothing too serious, just some miner damage
An old mine shaft collapsed on a bunch of workers the other day.
But it’s okay, they only suffered miner injuries.
What did the miner say when he put on his headlamp?
I pulled a muscle swinging my pickaxe.
I pulled a muscle while I was digging for gold.
Cop: Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
What do you call a retired miner?
Cop: whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
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