I don't like talking about the Mariana Trench
It's too deep for me
I used to dig trenches under roads for a living
but I had to quit because it was just boring.
Do you know what's the deepest word in English?
Trench
What do you call three cats standing on top of each other, wearing a trench coat, pretending to be human? reddit.com/r/dadjokes/com…
My favorite topic of conversation is the Mariana trench.
It always leads to the deepest discussion.
Two elderly women were sitting on a park bench when a man in a trench coat runs up and flashes them. One woman has a stroke.
The other couldn’t reach.
What do you call three cats standing on top of each other, wearing a trench coat, pretending to be human?
A purrson
Dad asked what are you thinking about? " The Mariana Trench" I replied
Dad: That's deep!
What did they say when the reached the bottom of the Mariana Trench?
“We can only go up from here!”
My wife turned to me and said, all life is like hope. It's precious, a gift. It flourishes in the desert, in the snow, even in the Marianas Trench, 10,000 meters below the waves. Life and hope exist where we least expect it, yet it is so fragile it can be destroyed in a moment.
I said, "That's deep"
My wife and I had a 3 hour discussion about the Mariana Trench.
It got really deep.
I'm gonna say something... But it's very deep..
Mariana Trench
What do you call a stick used to ding a bell?
A ding bat.
Someone asked me what my deepest fear in the world was...
I told them it was the Mariana Trench.
What my dad says to me when I tell him I can't find a girl that I like
In times of war any hole is a trench.
Dadjoked by my student
I teach history, I want to introduce new technology used in WWI (specifically trench warfare) so I ask "why did both sides suffer such great casualties?"
My student: because they skipped all the formalities
Me:.... internally groans
Read this and thought it was pretty deep
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariana_Trench
