If you are offended by my dad jokes, don’t get mad and ask me to go to the artificial excavation filled with water.

I mean well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaulFromTheParty
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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I know an archaeologist who found a human leg bone during an excavation. The other archaeologists got excited and went over to help him.

Turned out to be quite the shin dig.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tenglempls
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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I just finished my first day of excavation training.

So far I'm really diggin' it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kcj_r
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2017
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Why did the archaeologist told his colleagues to stay back at the excavation and hope for the best?

Because there were remains to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sgrogee
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2016
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I was excavating a large hole in my backyard in order to build an underground office. My neighbor wasn't too happy with the noise and wanted to come and see what all the commotion was about.

I told him to just leave me alone. After all, I'm just mining my own business.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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There were no mines in Soviet Russia

They were called ours

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hessim20
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Did you hear about the situation in which a black, 17 year old excavator robbed a small convenience store?

It was a minor minority minor miner notoriety.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dishwasherfetus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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When the treasure hunter had excavated down six feet, he realized he had made a grave error
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2017
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Mop bucket, excavator bucket, crusher bucket, wooden bucket, leather fire buckets...

This is my bucket list.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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I had to leave my job excavating tunnels

It was boring

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πŸ‘€︎ u/confibulator
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2017
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Did you hear the one about the guy who quit his job as a tunnel excavator?

He thought the work was boring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SugarBear4Real
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2014
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Did you hear about the 500 pound man that they had to bury with a backhoe?

It was a huge undertaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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I recently came across this ground breaking technology


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πŸ‘€︎ u/rplusg
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2016
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What's the difference between a backhoe and 2 Star Wars enthusiasts wearing the same costume?

One's an excavator and the other is an extra Vader.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeeZeR_FroG
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2017
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