Just a miner injury.
Can't wait to see their faces when they realize they have a puppy.
Bored to bore
He was boring.
Not to worry, only Minor Miner Injuries
Well done!
They were miner technical difficulties.
I ran inside to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging in the garden...
Because they have one foot in the grave.
Because he had one tract mined.
Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche
The first mole says “I can smell the clean air and grass! We’re almost there!”
The second mole says “I can smell the fresh wet dirt! We’re almost there!”
The third mole says “Really? All I can smell is molasses.”
"Greetings, comrade." says the spy, but before he could finish his sentence, the Russian says, "I think you are American spy."
The spy is alarmed, but being a skilled, trained, spy, he says, "That is not true! I am the proudest Soviet there is! I can sing the anthem more beautifully than any other man in the country!"
He then proceeds to sing the Soviet anthem, so melodically and beautifully, that everybody in the bar cheers.
"Very good, very good!" says the politician. "But I still think you are spy."
The man continues to keep his cool.
"I am a historian! I can tell you everything about this glorious country!"
He then spends about two hours recounting the Revolution, the Great Patriotic War, about how superior to the Russia is in terms of technology compared to America and makes a great argument about how communism is beneficial to society.
"Amazing! You are skilled!" says the politician.
The spy smirks.
"But I still think you American spy."
The spy is getting frustrated, but still unfazed.
He replies, "I am good drinker, a true Russian! Let us drink, and see who can come out top!"
The bar turns its attention to the politician and the spy, who are now in a drinking contest.
The bartender serves drink after drink of vodka.
After about an hour of drinking, the politician nearly passes out, unable to hold as much liquor as the spy, to a resounding cheer amongst the bar.
In the midst of the cheering, the Russian politician gets up, smiling, and in a slurred speech, repeats, "You are good, you are good... but I still think you are spy."
The American spy, piss drunk, loses his skill and gives up.
"Okay, you got me. I am an American. But what made you think that way, after all this time?"
The Russian politician replies, "There aren't many black people in Russia."
One says to the other "Time flies." The second guy replies "Can't, they're too fast"
...but I think it's really boring.
It is, well, boring.
Never mine, it’s too deep for a dad joke.
Take away his shovel
I’ve taught him well.
"Well, well, well..."
My dads favorite joke. Hopefully it hasn't been done before. Xpost from r/jokes
They said the posts had to be removed before they caused a fence
Hide its shovel
It's not very interesting
"Eau well!" he exclaimed.
So I sent them a 'Get well' card.
No one knows
"Harder than a honeymoon dick"
After a little while he finds something. Another squirrel sees he has found something so he approaches. This squirrel is acting really crazy, shaking and talking super fast. He asks "hey man, hey, hey what did you find?" The squirrel that was digging looks over and says "Your nuts!"
Just a miner injury
Just a miner injury!!
I was about to run inside and tell my wife about it, and then I remembered why I was digging in our garden
A minor miner
It was a miner injury.
Then I remembered why I was digging the hole in the first place.
