I see you've dug 3 holes looking for water

Well, well, well.

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Dig a hole in me tonight
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnotherKakkar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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A nice rabbit hole to go into.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leon08x
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Moscow is the capital of black holes...

...because everything is Rushin' to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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How do you keep water in a hole in the ground until you need it?

Well...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dusk118
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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my friend just told me, 'I hope you die in a deep hole filled with water'.

I know he means well.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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When he found out I was sick, my friend messaged me, hoping that I will quickly find a deep hole in a ground full of water.

I'm happy he wished me to get well soon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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What do you call a situation when you don't feel like digging holes anymore?

Bored to bore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saswata1194
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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I think Black Holes are the most successful kleptomaniacs around...

Nothing they grab is ever returned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THOT_Patroller-13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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I've invented a new golf ball that will automatically go into the hole if it gets within 4 inches...

DO NOT carry them in your back pocket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.

I know she means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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My friend keeps saying β€œCheer up man, it could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”

I know he means well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ljpicklefeet20
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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What do you call a guy who lives in a hole ?

Warren.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Why do stories have plot holes?

Like the holes in a container,

To let the the characters breathe and live.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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HOLE wheat bread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stont753
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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My brother dug a hole in the ground, filled it with water then designed a moving staircase that was powered by it.

That well escalated quickly!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Why did the wizard have a pie with a hole in it?

He was a pie-romancer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karim_06
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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What do you call a waffle with a hole in it?

A Wiffle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_hardeeharhar_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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To catch a polar bear you surround a hole in the ice with peas

Then, when he goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JosephsMythJr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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My friend was explaining at length about how he was digging holes in his back yard for water.

He was boring.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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No matter what kind of pasta you throw in a black hole

It all gets spaghettified.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Drilling holes is boring

I’ll just see myself out, thanks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealBobbyC
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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I was excavating a large hole in my backyard in order to build an underground office. My neighbor wasn't too happy with the noise and wanted to come and see what all the commotion was about.

I told him to just leave me alone. After all, I'm just mining my own business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAMA_SWEET
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together

At first it’s boring and then it’s Riveting!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAvacadoBandit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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I hired someone to dig a hole in the ground to get water...

Money well spent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lo0220
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Somebody drilled a hole in the fence around the nudist colony

Authorities are looking into it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Eat_Mop_Who22
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Do your socks have holes in them?

No?

Then how did you get your feet in them?!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kosherbacon79
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together. /r/Jokes/comments/j6b0uc/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alasimhere
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What do you call Pringles with a hole in the middle?

Ringles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schnappae
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards.

I'm sure that must have been a record.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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My grandpa came to me and said, "I don't know what to do with these socks with holes!"

I said, "darn!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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How to Catch a Polar Bear: 1)Find a frozen lake 2)Dig a hole in the ice 3)Surround the hole with frozen peas 4)Hide nearby.

When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditk77
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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You know what I said after digging a hole and finding water?

Well done!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theRiverknows86
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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What do you call a man with holes in his jeans?

Neil Walker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/procrastiprov
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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I shot 3 under on 18 holes today but I'm still pretty disappointed.

My performance was really subpar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beaster05
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Where are black holes?

In black socks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Supkari
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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My son told me he had a hole in his shoe today

I said yes son, that's where you put your foot in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sleepy_Man90
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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What's the sign say outside the fishing hole in Chernobyl?

Gone. Fission.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cbt711
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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I had to fill in several post holes yesterday.

I didn’t want them to make offense.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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A hole was discovered in the fence surrounding the local nudist colony

Authorities are looking into it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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For whom the belt holes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gone_Aria
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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"Sir, we can't find the tool for making holes and, consequently, can't proceed. What should we do?"

"It's useless. Give up. Awl is lost."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pj566
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Every one is talking about glory holes

So i decided to look into one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onion-volcano
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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People who aren't impressed by pictures of a Black Hole clearly don't understand the gravity of the situation.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sur5er
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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A lady at work commented on the holes in my jumper.

I replied β€˜Darn it Sharon’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThinkingOz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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My friend saw I was upset the other day and he said "It could be worse. You could be an irrigated hole in the ground surrounded by brick work that people use to get water"

It didn't help, but I knew he meant well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HarryGoLocky
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Did you guys hear about the old man who fell in the hole that had water in it?

Yeah i guess he couldnt see that well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rysefin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tankerman05
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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