I see you've dug 3 holes looking for water
A nice rabbit hole to go into.
Moscow is the capital of black holes...
...because everything is Rushin' to them.
How do you keep water in a hole in the ground until you need it?
my friend just told me, 'I hope you die in a deep hole filled with water'.
When he found out I was sick, my friend messaged me, hoping that I will quickly find a deep hole in a ground full of water.
I'm happy he wished me to get well soon.
What do you call a situation when you don't feel like digging holes anymore?
I think Black Holes are the most successful kleptomaniacs around...
Nothing they grab is ever returned.
I've invented a new golf ball that will automatically go into the hole if it gets within 4 inches...
DO NOT carry them in your back pocket.
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
My friend keeps saying “Cheer up man, it could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
What do you call a guy who lives in a hole ?
Why do stories have plot holes?
Like the holes in a container,
To let the the characters breathe and live.
My brother dug a hole in the ground, filled it with water then designed a moving staircase that was powered by it.
That well escalated quickly!
Why did the wizard have a pie with a hole in it?
What do you call a waffle with a hole in it?
To catch a polar bear you surround a hole in the ice with peas
Then, when he goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
My friend was explaining at length about how he was digging holes in his back yard for water.
No matter what kind of pasta you throw in a black hole
It all gets spaghettified.
Drilling holes is boring
I’ll just see myself out, thanks.
I was excavating a large hole in my backyard in order to build an underground office. My neighbor wasn't too happy with the noise and wanted to come and see what all the commotion was about.
I told him to just leave me alone. After all, I'm just mining my own business.
All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together
At first it’s boring and then it’s Riveting!
I hired someone to dig a hole in the ground to get water...
Somebody drilled a hole in the fence around the nudist colony
Authorities are looking into it.
Do your socks have holes in them?
No?
Then how did you get your feet in them?!!
What do you call Pringles with a hole in the middle?
I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards.
I'm sure that must have been a record.
My grandpa came to me and said, "I don't know what to do with these socks with holes!"
How to Catch a Polar Bear: 1)Find a frozen lake 2)Dig a hole in the ice 3)Surround the hole with frozen peas 4)Hide nearby.
When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!
You know what I said after digging a hole and finding water?
What do you call a man with holes in his jeans?
I shot 3 under on 18 holes today but I'm still pretty disappointed.
My performance was really subpar.
My son told me he had a hole in his shoe today
I said yes son, that's where you put your foot in
What's the sign say outside the fishing hole in Chernobyl?
I had to fill in several post holes yesterday.
I didn’t want them to make offense.
"Sir, we can't find the tool for making holes and, consequently, can't proceed. What should we do?"
"It's useless. Give up. Awl is lost."
Every one is talking about glory holes
So i decided to look into one
People who aren't impressed by pictures of a Black Hole clearly don't understand the gravity of the situation.
A lady at work commented on the holes in my jumper.
I replied ‘Darn it Sharon’
My friend saw I was upset the other day and he said "It could be worse. You could be an irrigated hole in the ground surrounded by brick work that people use to get water"
It didn't help, but I knew he meant well
Did you guys hear about the old man who fell in the hole that had water in it?
Yeah i guess he couldnt see that well
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
A hole was discovered in the fence surrounding the local nudist colony
Authorities are looking into it
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