You have fallen into his trap
What’s the best way to trap a polar bear?
First drill a hole in the ice and line it with green peas. When the polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the icehole!
(Told to me by my dad at dinner this evening)
How do you trap a drum kit?
I just saw a couple guys in white face act like they were caught in a trap and can't walk out.
What kind of lure do you use to trap popular people?
DO NOT spell the word "part" backwards. It's a trap.
What is the opposite of a “Booby Trap”?
My new house has a lot of trap doors.
During my walkthrough it was a floor gone conclusion.
I wanted to know how to build big muscular shoulders. I tried asking a guy with big traps at the gym, but I still have no answer...
...every time I ask him, he just shrugs.
"Ho, ho, ho," the jolly bastard mused, unaware I'd been slinking in the shadows for days, ready to unleash my revenge. I'd memorized his patterns, followed his every move, and had set the perfect trap. Down the chimney, ensnared by my noose, and left hanging above the fireplace; I got what I wanted.
A princess wants to choose her future husband. Her engineers create a maze full of deadly traps. After the struggle, four princes survive. The first three have both their hands cut off. The fourth one still has one hand left. Which one will she choose?
She will chose the fourth prince: he's the most hand-some.
What do you call Kevin sealing the joints of a booby trap?
you have walked right into his trap!
CAUTION: THIS POST IS A BLUE BEE TRAP!
For a while Harry Houdini used trap doors in every act.
It was a stage he was going through.
My girlfriend recently bought some traps to help with our insect infestation but they haven’t been successful.
I had to let her know that we’ll need to find a different ANTS-er.
Wnat to know how to build an effective bear trap?
Go out in the woods and dig a large hole about 6 or 7 feet deep. Fill it with ashes and put peas around the outside of the it.
When a bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
How do you trap a polar bear?
- Cut a large hole in some ice.
- Place some frozen peas around the hole.
- When the polar bear stops to take a pea, run up and kick him in the ice hole.
What do you call a room that's littered full of mouse traps and poison cheese?
You won't BELIEVE how the mouse got caught in the trap!
Even in his last years, Grandad had a mind like a steel trap,
only one that had been left out so long it had rusted shut.
I tried listening to trap music, but it didn't capture my interest.
if you ever lose your bra, set a booby trap
I've heard that Chinese finger traps are very fashionable...
But they're hard to pull off.
I nearly steppen on a trap door the other day
But I ain't falling for that
I wonder how rats fall for rat traps
My girlfriend played right into my dadjoke trap
Gf: "know what's in theaters today?"
Me: "people"
Gf: "no, the x men"
Me: "well it must not be any good if there aren't people in the theaters"
What do you call libertarian booby traps?
Did you hear about the trap house that had a cocaine spill?
there were lines out the door
Megatron is ambushed by an Autobot trap. Messages Starscream for backup but gets no response...
I was getting a rabbit trap off the top shelf in my garage when it fell on my head.
It got caught in my hair.
I fell right into his trap
Dad: what's a pirate's favorite letter?
me: is it RRRRR?
Dad: You'd think it be RRRRR but what us pirates love most is the C
Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap.
For a while, Houdini used trap doors in all of his acts.
It was a stage he was going through.
For a while, Houdini used trap doors in every act.
It was a stage he was going through.
For a while Houdini used trap doors in every act
It was quite a stage he was going through
Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap!
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