My strange friend always baits his hooks with okra when fly fishing...

He's really into podcasting!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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I tried using an old math book as bait when fishing

Turns out that math wasn’t the best topic for De bait

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charlo64
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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My wife said she's going to leave me if I don't stop with the click bait

You wont believe what happened next!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karma-enigma
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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I went fishing using a speaker as bait.

I thought I was in treble, but in the mid-dle of my trip, I figured out I was just going to get bass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FatMetalJesus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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What's a great example of click bait?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/neudeu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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Took my son fishing yesterday and there was a dolphin. When I cast out my bait he asked "are you trying to catch him?"

Me; "Not on porpoise"

He laughed 12 year old girl next to us cringed and said "porpoise... really?" Joke had desired effect.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shootinstraight88
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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Kickstarter Pun-bait? No whey. Reddit, lend me your puns in this cheesy battle!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajesticMaje
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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I didn’t like fishing until my dad showed me how to apply bait

Now I’m hooked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDoctor88888888
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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At work at PetSmart, little boy yells "guess what?! I have 3 knees!!" My manager takes the bait, says "oh yeah?"

He yells "yeah my left one, my right one, and a weeKNEE!" Child giggles ensue. Instilling dad jokes at a young age. Dadding done right. (:

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redstert
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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What do you call a fish that doesn't want to take the bait?

Standoffish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hi_im_Nadeem
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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Live bait are some of the hardest workers out there.

They’ll either catch a fish or die trying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlipWilly1797
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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Why did the angler bait his hook with uranium?

He wanted to go nuclear fission!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/expo1001
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2018
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Bait

Clickbait... got heem

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squach509
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2018
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The mice keep stealing the bait from the mousetraps I bought.

I just knew those traps looked debatable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nyquill81
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2017
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My sister made an accidental pun and my father took the bait

Sister (about bites she found on my niece in our family group text chat): it's fleas, I just found one biting her. I'm effing ticked!

Father: no, you're flea'd, not ticked, duh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlaysWithF1r3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2016
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Took my daughter fishing and she asked "why do you throw some of the bait in the water?"

I replied "just giving them a taste, soon they'll be begging for us to HOOK them up"

After I said it, we both laughed for a few minutes and I knew I had to share it with you guys.

Thank you to the Disney employee that noticed my Reddit alien shirt last week and suggested r/dadjokes. I forgot how entertaining this group is :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MashedPotatoh
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2015
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Fishing bait is drugs for fish

Once that get a taste, they're hooked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickchavez
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2014
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Bait 'em

My Dad: See the problem with hunting bears is you have to bait them and they might not take the bait.

Me: You know what they say, "If you can't bait 'em, join 'em."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madosh
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2015
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Dad got me with the bait and switch

I love Anna Kendrick, and my dad sent me an email with the subject line "Anna Kendrick sings and goes topless in new 'The Last Five Years' clip" with a link to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtG2DJnLBEk

As you can see, Anna does not actually go topless in the trailer. When I questioned his subject line, he responded "She's in a topless car..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FeistyDalek
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2014
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Homophones are dad joke bait.

So my daughter is sick and has been taking antibiotics for the past week. These antibiotics cause some unwanted side effects (unholy diarrhea) that require us to put a paste on her butt that keeps it from getting chapped. This lead to the following brief exchange between my wife and I:

(While she was changing an explosive diaper)

Her: Have you seen the butt balm?

Me: Yeah, it's right there in her diaper...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PivotalPixel
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2014
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