What do you call a dinosaur who stalks its prey by cunning stealth?
Nobodysaurus
...I'll get my coat (again)
Had a Zoom call about whether or not to acquire a new bird of prey
It was an add hawk meeting.
I woke up this morning and saw a bird of prey in my backyard eating avocado toast and yelling “Ok Boomer!”
It was a millennial falcon.
found this when looking for inspiration for a pun about praying prey.
I hear the United States is well stocked for a bird-of-prey flu epidemic...
There are plenty of ill eagle drugs for just such emergency.
How do T-Rexes stalk their prey?
With dinoculars.
A have a pet bird of prey that can come up with marketing strategies without any preparation!
We call him "Ad Hawk"
Welcome to the world's only quiz show about birds of prey
Fingers on buzzards please
Why are Eagles so good at catching prey?
Because they're naturally talonded.
What do you call prey that can outrun it's predator?
Fast food
My friend works in a bird rehabilitation place. She put a video of her with an actual bird of prey in the gift shop on Instagram and said "Shopping is for the birds". So I sent her a message saying "I bet it's favorite store is Birdbath and beyond".
When birds of prey fly...
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
Easy prey
My 5yo cousin ran into the kitchen during dinner excitedly shouting that the school is allowing students to wear their own clothes tomorrow. My dad: Have you been wearing someone else's clothes all along?
What do you call a British reality TV show for birds of prey?
Britain's Got Talons
I went to my backyard and saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.
It was a millennial falcon.
I went to my backyard this morning, and I saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.
It was a millennial falcon.
I went to the backyard this morning and saw a bird of prey drinking a pumpkin spice latte.
It was a millennial falcon.
I was in my backyard when I saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.
It was a millennial falcon.
