Dog puns about going to school.
I'm not very clever, looking for some help with dog puns
So I have this app that is centered around dogs. I'm introducing a level system with 7 levels and need clever dog pun names for each level. I have a list here of the gist of what the levels should mean, but they are too boring as of now. Would love to see your pun skills at work!
- 1: Amateur
- 2: Junior Varsity
- 3: Varsity
- 4: Park Captain
- 5: Professional Player
- 6: Park All-star
- 7: Olympian Dog
Thanks! :)
Hot Dog Puns
a friend's text to me: I have eaten three mini hot dogs
my response:
Frankly, that sounds delicious
I declare you the weiner of the food contest
I hope you dance your buns off
I relish the opportunity to ketchup at a later date
I feel like I could have done more - any other good ones out there?
My wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl
...I said I didn't even know he could play cricket.
Edit: Americans; replace 'cricket' with '10 Pin Bowling 🎳 '
Thank you for the awards
A buddy of mine named his dog “5 Miles” so he could tell people he walked 5 miles
But today he ran over 5 Miles
I apopted a dog from a blacksmith today
As soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door
Every day I come home and ask my dog how his day was, and every day he always gives the same answer...
I’ve never understood why baby dogs are called puppies...
When they could be called subwoofers
Couldn't understand why my dog was totally motionless....
Then I realised, it was on paws.
My vet picked up my dog, looked at him and confirmed that he was cross-eyed and that he had to be put down.
Confused and upset, I asked why.
The vet advised he was too heavy to hold any longer.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines,
Last night my wife asked if I had seen the dog bowl...
I said, "I didn't know he could!"
What's worse than raining cats and dogs ?
My wife asked me if I’d seen the dog bowl..
I said “I didn’t know he could.”
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
What did one dog say to the other dog?
Bork Bork Bork
Itd be funnier if you were a dog, trust me
What's the furriest side of a dog?
I caught my dog chewing on my boots.
I guess he has really good taste in footwear.
If all dogs go to heaven, where do cats go after they die?
My dog moon got his leg amputated, but that's ok...
He's a got a faux pas now
My wife rang me at the pub and said, “If you’re not home in 10 minutes, I’m giving the dinner I cooked you to the dog.” I was home in 5 minutes.
I’d hate for anything to happen to the dog.
My dog has learned out to use the TV remote...
All she does is paws and unpaws.
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they're good buoys.
What did Lady Macbeth name her dog?
There are no losers when eating hot dogs. Only wieners.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter they won’t come anyway.
My dog swallowed a bunch of scrabble pieces
When he goes to the bathroom it could spell trouble.
I went to the zoo today and they only had one dog.
What happens if a cat wins a dog competition during a tornado?
Why is it so difficult to train dogs to dance?
Because they have two left feet
Wife asked if I'd seen the dog bowl...
“Didn't even know he played cricket" I replied
You hear about the dog who liked to chase cars?
Today I finally told my family about my hot dog addiction
It was really hard but I managed to mustard all the courage to do so
Our dog has been a little under the weather so we took him in for a checkup. The vet picked him up, studied him for a bit, sighed and said, "I'm really sorry, but I'm gonna have to put him down." Tears welling in my eyes I sputtered, "Why!? What's wrong with him?"
The vet replied, "Nothing major, he's just really heavy!"
How do you get a dog to stop
I adopted a dog that was owned by a blacksmith.
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door
I went to the zoo the other day but the only animal there was a dog.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him..
He wont come anyways
My wife asked me “can vegans have dogs?”
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines.
My weiner dog is so lazy...
Not much dash in that hound
Credit u/themayanacockandlips on r/aww
Apparently a lot of sniffer dogs are just vanishing into thin air.
Police say, they have several leads.
Why did a man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
Because they were Watch Dogs.
I threw a ball for my dog yesterday.
Well, it was his birthday and he looks good in a dinner suit.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Every day I come home and ask my dog how his day was, and every day he always gives the same answer...
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