What do you call a subpar landscaping service operated by dogs?

Ruff Around the Hedges.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HamGlazE
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2017
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Did you hear about the dog walking service for Christians?

It was called Canine Able.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wilberfarce
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2016
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My blind friend Miles was telling me his service dog just spoke to him the other day....

...."I can see for Miles."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2017
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I ran into a dog wearing a vest that said "SERVICE ANIMAL" so I did my bit and gave him an oil change.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarymoose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2016
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My dog groomer dad proclaiming their superior service...

"I Shih Tzu not!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattybassoon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2016
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Maid Got Fired

I hired a new maid last year but she wasn’t doing a great job. I called her into the study and told that I was sorry but I was going to have to let her go. I tipped her an extra $20 and thanked her for her services. As she was leaving she threw a $10 bill to our dog, Lucy. I asked her, β€œWhat was that for?" She replied, β€œCan’t forget my helper! Lucy has a great tongue, and always helped me do the dishes!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/specklesinc
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Overheard a dad at the YMCA of the Rockies this week

I asked this family where they had come from as I moved their luggage. They told me they had driven somewhere around 12 hours that day and were very ready to just go to bed.

But as they got to the door the Father stopped abruptly in front of all of us and said, "Oh no! We can't stay here. The sign says 'Service dogs only'."

To which his whole family died a little on the inside and I rolled on the ground laughing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imighthaveachode
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2014
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