Houndish’s new venture
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bckirk85
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2021
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Congrats to houndish for worlds first!

He was the first YouTuber to get that 10 minute video out on a 56 second video! I thought it was going to be khakis HD but guess not. Mesa seas came close with a 8:27 but houndish finished him off! Edit: Thank you for my first silver!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ripcayde_6
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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What's up, guys, Houndish here!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nymhbus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Care to explain, Houndish and Kackis???
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lennox1265
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Trying to make the Hounds of Morkai a bit more.. Houndish
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Type1Diabadarse
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Hey Houndish i need you for something
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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So my hunter I posted on r/destinyfashion was used in a houndish thumbnail...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gamernation2003
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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So my hunter I posted here is in a Houndish thumbnail...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gamernation2003
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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This new machine gun looks like it has two barrels. Thanks Houndish
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trizzytrey626
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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Everything new light players get -From houndish's video
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sargenttina
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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Found this guy in Houndish's new Xur vid
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JayroV
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Both Hunters and Warlocks get fur on their armor but Titans don't, y u do dis Bungie?! (Screenshot from Houndish's video)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EliteAssassin750
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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Found this in some of the new fotage houndish was using, anyone think there coming back?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jewboy_23
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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R.I.P. The boi houndish
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Applepie1074
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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Met Houndish
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brotherR0mulus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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I fought against Houndish and Jarv!

I found about the Bungie Bounty hitting the U.K. I was really astatic! I really didn’t care if I won or lost, it was fun!

I joined at their last match of the day, I had to restart the xbox and still managed to join. It was just so much fun, I really didnt care for the emblem just for the fun, I may need to improve my crucible skills lol. This made me enjoy the crucible more. This is a small post, sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedFox675
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Possible location to obtain the Black Spindle in D2. #houndish #mesasean
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwinV90
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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Can we get some β€œF”s in the chat for Byf and the click bait master himself, Houndish?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MOAB4ISIS
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Is that warlock bond caydes chicken or a phoenix ? (And yes this is out of Houndish`s video)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwIing
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2018
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I saw Houndish with a d1 queen's fusion rifle. Raid only?

Do they only drop from the raid or have any of you gotten one from the new missions? Also someone please confirm the handcannon is back. I need that gun in my life again

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RIPBlueRaven
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anywhereiroa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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I wonder why they deleted the r/antiwork sub

I guess the concept didn't work

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CzarcasmRules
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2022
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A glimpse at the best part of year 1 and how things have changed

I was on YouTube when I saw a Houndish video from 2018 pop up in my recommended feed.

xHOUNDISHx D2 Year 1 Escalation Protocol Loot Table

Pay attention to the weapons being used and discussed, the activity and location being showcased, the loot grind that we used to focus on, the lengths the community went through to complete "seasonal" activities and just the sheer amount of QoL changes that happened in the nearly 4 years of Destiny 2.

I hope everyone new and old to the game can appreciate all that has changed and what we could be looking foreword to in Witch Queen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MergingChicken
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2022
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckzsluthor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2022
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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justshtmypnts
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2022
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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drak0ni
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2022
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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tadashi4
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2022
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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2022
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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2022
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You've been hit by
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mordrathe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2022
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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toku-Nation
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2022
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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoffatt34920
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2022
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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diggitygiggitycee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2022
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2022
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluestratmatt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2022
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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eoussama
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2022
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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok-Ingenuity4838
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2022
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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JhopkinsWA
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