A list of puns related to "Greyhound"
Fast food.
One is a crusty bus station, and one is a busty crustacean.
One’s a crusty bus-station, the other’s a busty crustacean.
One’s a dusty bus station & the other is a busty crustacean!
I'm afraid I'll get a terminal illness.
"Of course not." I replied. "He's faster than me."
It was the size of a bus!
AS SOON AS I GOT HIM HOME HE MADE A BOLT FOR THE DOOR
She: "look, it’s a greyhound. Or a whippet. I never can tell them apart.”
Me: “greyhound bad. Whippet good.”
She: “what?”
Me: “I said whippet. Whippet good.”
A cyclist, a swimmer, a jockey, and a greyhound all walk into a bar.
Two horses are talking in a field. One starts telling a story about the races at sandown, where he was coming last with no chance, when all of a sudden he got this tingling feeling up his back. Went real fast, passed the others and won the race.
Other horse says 'that's amazing' same thing happened to me, I'm trailing the field, and I got a wierd tingle up my back, burst of energy and I won the race.
In the next field a greyhound is walking past, he says to the horses 'excuse me' I couldnt help but overhear your conversation, and I have to tell you that even I, at haydock got that tingle in my back, and won the race.
The one horse turns and says to the other...
'Fucking hell, a talking dog!'
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
One’s a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
One's a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean.
One's a crusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean!
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