What's the difference between a filthy Greyhound terminal and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, and one is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rfdyl12
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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What’s the difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job?

One’s a crusty bus-station, the other’s a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bathroomword
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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What’s the difference between an old Greyhound terminal, and a lobster with 36DD breasts?

One’s a dusty bus station & the other is a busty crustacean!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lind-zayy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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My greyhound can't dance

He has 2 left feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zerd1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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I prefer not to travel by Greyhound

I'm afraid I'll get a terminal illness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sean_Ornery
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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Wow! That's the biggest greyhound I've ever seen!

It was the size of a bus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theinfinitejaguar
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2018
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I bought a greyhound today and my wife asked me, "Are you going to race him?"

"Of course not." I replied. "He's faster than me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2017
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I ONCE GOT A DOG FROM A BLACKSMITH,

AS SOON AS I GOT HIM HOME HE MADE A BOLT FOR THE DOOR

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deanjeffrico
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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My wife saw a dog

She: "look, it’s a greyhound. Or a whippet. I never can tell them apart.”

Me: β€œgreyhound bad. Whippet good.”

She: β€œwhat?”

Me: β€œI said whippet. Whippet good.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eeldrop
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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I made up a racist joke.

A cyclist, a swimmer, a jockey, and a greyhound all walk into a bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oninekko
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2015
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The one about the

Two horses are talking in a field. One starts telling a story about the races at sandown, where he was coming last with no chance, when all of a sudden he got this tingling feeling up his back. Went real fast, passed the others and won the race.

Other horse says 'that's amazing' same thing happened to me, I'm trailing the field, and I got a wierd tingle up my back, burst of energy and I won the race.

In the next field a greyhound is walking past, he says to the horses 'excuse me' I couldnt help but overhear your conversation, and I have to tell you that even I, at haydock got that tingle in my back, and won the race.

The one horse turns and says to the other...

'Fucking hell, a talking dog!'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eltegs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2017
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What is the difference between a greyhound bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unclerudy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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What's the difference between an old greyhound bus station and a lobster with double Ds?

One's a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/busty_crustacean
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2015
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What do a Greyhound Bus Station and a sexy lobster have in common?

One's a crusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Partymongrel
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2013
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