If a guy ever offers to give you a Cocker Spaniel ...
...I suggest you just take the Spaniel.
What do you call a Springer Spaniel with no legs?
A spring roll
What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost?
A cocker poodle boo
Happy Halloween y'all
Our dog only comes to us when we say, "Ven aqui!"
because he's espanyol.
My friend is annoyed because his dog keeps trying to pick fights with dogs five times his size.
I told him he shouldn’t have adopted that Cocky Spaniel.
I bought a dog from a locksmith...
When I got it home it made a bolt for the door.
