Poodle Puns

"What am I supposed to do, Pierre?"

It will change the breed of your dog into a snicker-doodle.

Noodles.

He was a corn dog.

Am I the only one who drives an automatic?

Immediately I repeated what I said this morning.

"No kids! I said WALK the dog!"

A noodle.

I’d recommend an Automatic Poodle

A cocker poodle boo

Happy Halloween y'all

Hailing Taxis

Cocka-poodle-doo!

You might step in a poodle!

(from my 70 year old uncle)

So be careful you don’t stop in a poodle

Everyone steps in poodles.

Cousin: I really want a dog this year.

Wife: What kind do you want?

Cousin: I’m really wanting a poodle.

My Dad: Just wait until it rains. There will be plenty of “poudles” around.

Everyone else : 🙄

Some might call me a monster, others a nomster

Edit: credit: u/Mr_PoodlePants. My b, forgot about this.

We were making pancake mix and it was a little thick, so I was pouring milk and stirring to get a better consistency. Once I got a good mix she said

"That's better"

I look up and say

"No, that's batter"

She hit me.

"Would you put the umbrella above our son?" asked my wife.

"It's close," I replied. "But I think I prefer our son."

... so don’t step on a poodle! (Not mine! —> from the show ‘how i met your mother’

In fact earlier I went for a walk, and I stepped in a poodle.

U warned her not to step in a poodle.

Don’t step in a poodle!

Curtesy my son when he was 2 1/2. XD

I’m standing in a poodle right meow.

I was gonna go for a walk but I didn't wanna step in a poodle.

My Dad had a brain injury resulting from a fall and was in a nursing home for a year till he passed away. One of the things we both loved were "Dad jokes" and puns. When I visited him in the nursing home it was often a one way conversation. I would just ramble on not sure if he could hear me or understand me, but it didn't matter. One day I arrived and sat with him while he stared into the distance and I said, "Gees Dad you should see the weather outside it's raining cats and dogs and I damn near stepped in a poodle." He turned to me slowly and grinned and said, "That's an ollllllld joke", then he turned away and disappeared again. But for a few seconds he was there.....all of him. The power of Dad jokes. I miss him.

Me: It's really raining cats and dogs out there!

Dad: Yeah I know. I almost stepped in a poodle.

A patient comes in during a rain storm and says "It's raining cats and dogs outside. I almost stepped in a poodle!"

"Yeah, so just keep an eye out for him, otherwise you might step in a poodle."

Try not to step in a poodle!

When you have to step over the poodles

I almost stepped in a poodle.

You have to be careful that you don’t step in a poodle.

when you step in a poodle

I stepped in a poodle

When you step in a poodle

Don't step in a poodle

I just stepped in a poodle.

When you step into a poodle.

Be careful, you might step in a poodle.