What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler with a bunny ?

Just the Rottweiler

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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A man brings his Rottweiler into the vet. โ€œMy dog is cross-eyed is there anything you can do for him?โ€

โ€œWell,โ€ the vet says, โ€œLetโ€™s have a look at him.โ€ The vet picks up the dog and looks into his eyes. After a few second the he says, โ€œIโ€™m afraid Iโ€™m going to have to put him down.โ€

The shocked owner replies, โ€œwhat?! Because heโ€™s cross-eyed?!โ€

โ€œNo, because heโ€™s heavy.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/blueholeload
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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I took my dog to the vet.

I took my Rottweiler to the vet because itโ€™s cross eyed, he lifted it up to look at it then said:

โ€œIโ€™m going to have to put this dog down.โ€

โ€œWhat!? Why!โ€ I exclaimed. โ€œBecause itโ€™s cross eyed?โ€

โ€œNo, because itโ€™s heavyโ€. He replied.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HorrorANDComedy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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While watching Christmas Vacation

Every Christmas Eve we all watch Christmas Vacation, basically our tradition. For those of you that don't know the movie, the one cousin, Eddy, has a rottweiler with a sinus condition so he has mucus all over. When they bring out the dog my dad says to my little brother, "Do you know what kind of dog that is? It's a snotweiler!" He laughed for a good 10 minutes.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dmatt1024
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 25 2013
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What do you get when you cross a Rabbit with a Rottweiler?

Just the Rottweiler.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tyrannosaur85
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