βWhat do you call a corgi who goes undercover?β (drawn by: me)
Recently I lost my little Corgi. I havenβt been able to find him.
I guess he went incorgnito.
After a lengthy search, I finally found an apartment in my price range where I can have my corgi and my pitbull.
Thank god theres still a-corgi-bull housing out there
What do you call a herd of Corgis?
A Corgismorg
What do you call two Corgis that violate the laws of space-time?
A pair-of-dogs.
Whats a Corgi's favorite kind of cookie?
Shortbread.
What do you get when you cross a French Corgi with a snail?
An escorgot.
What do you call a litter of Corgis?
A CorgΓ₯sbord.
Corgi Correspondence (X-post /r/corgi)
What do you get when you add a corgi puppy seeing itself in the mirror for the first time to a kitten booping another kitten on the nose?
An awww sum
What do you call an official weapon that shoots pieces of music?
A canon canon cannon
Why do they sell those in pounds?
Us: Talking about buying a Corgi or adopting from a pound
Dad: why do they sell them in pounds? Why not in gallons or liters?
The blank face of the vet said it all . . .
While getting a blood test for our dog the vet explained that she would ring us when the lab-test results came in. To which my dad promptly replied "Why are you running a LAB-test when she is a Corgi?"
