A list of puns related to "Dachshund"
βGet a long, little doggy.β
He wanted to get a long little doggie
...they will be subma-weiners.
Someone told him to 'Get alonnnnng little doggy.'
He wanted to get a long little doggy.
(credit: my sister, Lisa)
He got a long little doggie.
A plott hound
You can ride around topless with your wiener out.
They're always telling everyone to get a long little doggie!
Someone told him to "get-a-long-lilttle-doggie!"
As my wife and our dachshund were on the couch, she looks at me and says "this dog is warm!". I said yeah she's a Hot Dog!
A halo-wiener.
He cried laughing at himself.
Dad, no.
We say, "We dunno," and he responds, "So he could get a long little doggie."
My sister: Dad look, They heart their dachshund!
Dad: At least they don't club 'em.
He's the funny man around town.
Someone told him to βget along little doggieβ
Someone told him to get a long little doggie.
He wanted to get a long little doggy.
Someone told him to get along little doggie.
Someone told him to get a long little doggie.
He wanted to get a long little doggie
Because he wanted to get a long little doggy.
Because he wanted to get a long lil doggie.
He wanted to get a long little doggie
Because someone told him to "git along, little doggy."
Because he wanted to get a long little doggie
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