A list of puns related to "Dachshund Dog"
...they will be subma-weiners.
A plott hound
He got a long little doggie.
They're always telling everyone to get a long little doggie!
As my wife and our dachshund were on the couch, she looks at me and says "this dog is warm!". I said yeah she's a Hot Dog!
While driving by a sort of "dog fest" at a nearby park I told my wife how they had "Weiner Dog" races and made note that they didn't call them Dachshund Races.
She just said that she guessed that they would all be "Weiners" anyway.
I gleefully groaned.
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