Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?

Someone told him to β€œget along little doggie”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CptLeelooSattler
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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The US Navy will start to equip all their subs with emotional support dogs. After a lot study, they decided on Dachshunds...

...they will be subma-weiners.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Why did the cowboy adppt a dachshund?

Someone told him to 'Get alonnnnng little doggy.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kilgore_theTrout
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

(credit: my sister, Lisa)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/corbimatic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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If you get a dachshund for badgers, a beagle for rabbits, and a lab for ducks, what kind of dog do you get for play?

A plott hound

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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A cowboy was looking to adopt a dog, so he got a dachshund

He got a long little doggie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Advnchur
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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Dachshund's are a cowboy's favorite dog breed.

They're always telling everyone to get a long little doggie!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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You know what’s great about a dachshund and a convertible?

You can ride around topless with your wiener out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/terrible01
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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Did you hear about the cowboy who got a dachshund?

Someone told him to "get-a-long-lilttle-doggie!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/powerdeamon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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A dachshund was snuggling with my wife...

As my wife and our dachshund were on the couch, she looks at me and says "this dog is warm!". I said yeah she's a Hot Dog!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alitalia
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2015
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My three dachshunds are all huddled up under the electric blanket. You could say that I have a pack of hot dogs. i.reddituploads.com/83429…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mathyu1010
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2017
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What do you call an angel dachshund?

A halo-wiener.

He cried laughing at himself.

Dad, no.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Envicroa
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2013
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My brother and I were playing xbox, and our dad walks out of the kitchen and asks us, "Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?"

We say, "We dunno," and he responds, "So he could get a long little doggie."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xaquiB
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2013
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While passing a car with an "I heart my dachshund" sticker

My sister: Dad look, They heart their dachshund!

Dad: At least they don't club 'em.

He's the funny man around town.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2013
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Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Someone told him to get a long little doggie.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Why did the cowboy want a dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpaysOddity
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Someone told him to get along little doggie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Someone told him to get a long little doggie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatstrat228
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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Why did the cowboy adopt a Dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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Why did the cowboy have a Dachshund?

Because he wanted to get a long little doggy.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2018
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Why did the cowboy adopt a miniature dachshund?

Because he wanted to get a long lil doggie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chickinkyiv
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2017
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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baronvonshish
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2016
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Why did the man get a dachshund?

Because someone told him to "git along, little doggy."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dthapa1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2016
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Why did the cowboy get a Dachshund?

Because he wanted to get a long little doggie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tapatio_yes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2016
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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to get a long little doggie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zuhorer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2013
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