She stood up from her chair and shouted "You've got to kitting me!"
But alas he is only a mere cat"
It was on PAWS!
She didn’t want to litter.
Because he had a cataract!
Cat puns really freak meowt. I'm not kitten here...
I got this joke from an interview with Melissa McCarthy who said that was one of her favorite jokes and now it's one of mine too!
...is a failure to spay or neuter your pet considered littering?
He's a catoholic
She didn't like my pet project.
"No," replied the owner, "all of our kittens go meow."
“I don’t want to get up,” she replied. “Will you carry me?
“No,” I replied. “Get up and go to bed.”
“But I’m too tired. Carry Me?”
“No! You’re like 90 pounds now. You’re too heavy.” I said.
“Well then, pretend I’m the kitten,” she said and grinned.
So I picked up the squirt bottle and sprayed her in the face.
His stage name is The Wizard of Awwws.
He wanted to avoid a cat-as-trophy
By using paws.
It was a cat-astrophe.
The one with the lowest mew.
A cat on a hot tin woof
It was a Mewtiny!
Why did you name him that?
"Haven't you seen Lion King? He's named after the meerkat!"
That is not a meerkat, it is a mere cat.
Interaction with my stepsister. She was not amused.
Really nailed it, poor thing went flying. My seven year old son says from the passenger seat, "Dad, that was.... CATastrophic."
Felt bad for the cat, but pretty damn proud of my son.
GF got me while discussing the name Kitten.
Me: "Do you know anyone with the name Kitten?"
GF: "No, but sounds like a stripper name."
Me: "What would her last name be?"
GF: "You don't understand?? You've got to be kitten me."
"I was thinking that when you take your cat to the vets in the car, does that make it a carpet?"
After a visit to the vets to be micro-chipped the other day; discovered Seamus is actually a girl kitten.
I guess she's more of a Seamiss.
An awww sum
Our kitten is old enough now to get into trouble, and today I caught her on the bathroom counter starring at the faucet. Without thinking I said "what ya sink about that?"
..She went back to staring at the water.