There's a litter of kittens, and there is a slither of cats.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iamexceptional
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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I introduced our new kitten to my wife..

She stood up from her chair and shouted "You've got to kitting me!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeuFlaas_xx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12
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We've got pun dog...and now pun cat. You've cat to be kitten me right meow!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NumerikAlpha
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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My kitten was standing on his hind legs and looking around curiously, so I said to my fianceΓ© "He looks like a meerkat...

But alas he is only a mere cat"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MainSoftwareBug
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21
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Why did the kitten suddenly stop moving?

It was on PAWS!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MassiveMastiff
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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What do you call a stack of kittens?

A purramid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Myusernameisfish
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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What do you call a pile of kittens?

A meowntain.

heh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gottamemethemall
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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Why did the mother cat move her kittens?

She didn’t want to litter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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What do you call a kitten in a dustbin?

Cat litter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bgreenwood95
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Why did the Kitten go to the Optomitrist?

Because he had a cataract!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WinterWolf041
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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what do you call a pile of kittens?

a MEOWtin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/always-paranoid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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Cat pund really freak meowt. I'm not kitten here....

Cat puns really freak meowt. I'm not kitten here...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHighPlaces
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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What do you call a pile of kittens?

A "meowtain".

I got this joke from an interview with Melissa McCarthy who said that was one of her favorite jokes and now it's one of mine too!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RavenHekate7
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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What do we want? Cute kittens!! When do we want them?

Meow!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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If groups of kittens and puppies are called litters...

...is a failure to spay or neuter your pet considered littering?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zatchf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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Have you heard about the pope's kitten addiction?

He's a catoholic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bgreenwood95
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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Purrs like a kitten
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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My wife was against me adopting a kitten

She didn't like my pet project.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shazril
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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What do you get if you cross a lawyer with a kitten?

A cat-torney!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wabradshaw
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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"Have you got any kittens going cheap?" asked a customer in a pet store

"No," replied the owner, "all of our kittens go meow."

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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My 9yo daughter was lying on the couch cuddling with our new kitten. β€œIt’s time for bed,” I said.

β€œI don’t want to get up,” she replied. β€œWill you carry me?

β€œNo,” I replied. β€œGet up and go to bed.”

β€œBut I’m too tired. Carry Me?”

β€œNo! You’re like 90 pounds now. You’re too heavy.” I said.

β€œWell then, pretend I’m the kitten,” she said and grinned.

So I picked up the squirt bottle and sprayed her in the face.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/webdisaster
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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Wanna hear a cat joke? Never mind. I was just kitten.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/teaton67
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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What do you call a pile of kittens?

A meow-tain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/srteblue
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
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Not kitten around!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/catitobandito
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2017
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My magician friend’s signature trick is to make cute kittens appear out of thin air.

His stage name is The Wizard of Awwws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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Why did the billionaire not marry the hot young kitten?

He wanted to avoid a cat-as-trophy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hot_pokkits
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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How do mother cats stop their kittens from being mischievous ?

By using paws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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Did you hear about the litter of kittens that escaped into downtown?

It was a cat-astrophe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SavageTimmy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2017
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Two kittens on sloped roof. Which one slides off first?

The one with the lowest mew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deadfamousdinesh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2017
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What do you get when a robot dog saves a kitten in a tree?

A cat on a hot tin woof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDingusJr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2016
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Did you hear about the kittens that took over the boat?

It was a Mewtiny!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmmmtitties98
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2016
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"I named my kitten Timon."

Why did you name him that?

"Haven't you seen Lion King? He's named after the meerkat!"

That is not a meerkat, it is a mere cat.

Interaction with my stepsister. She was not amused.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Archaeoculus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2016
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I ran over a kitten on the drive home...

Really nailed it, poor thing went flying. My seven year old son says from the passenger seat, "Dad, that was.... CATastrophic."

Felt bad for the cat, but pretty damn proud of my son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sunstoned1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2017
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Kitten Me

GF got me while discussing the name Kitten.

Me: "Do you know anyone with the name Kitten?"

GF: "No, but sounds like a stripper name."

Me: "What would her last name be?"

GF: "Me."

Me: "wut."

GF: "You don't understand?? You've got to be kitten me."

Edit: formatting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jooosh-0
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2015
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Told my dad I was taking my 2 kittens in for their vaccinations today, he emailed me this in return

"I was thinking that when you take your cat to the vets in the car, does that make it a carpet?"

Thanks, dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManicWolf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2016
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We got a kitten a couple months ago, thought it was a boy and named it Seamus.

After a visit to the vets to be micro-chipped the other day; discovered Seamus is actually a girl kitten.

I guess she's more of a Seamiss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samocoptor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2014
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What do you get when you add a corgi puppy seeing itself in the mirror for the first time to a kitten booping another kitten on the nose?

An awww sum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaseyharrison
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2016
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Dad joked a kitten

Our kitten is old enough now to get into trouble, and today I caught her on the bathroom counter starring at the faucet. Without thinking I said "what ya sink about that?"

..She went back to staring at the water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trippid
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2014
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What do you call a pile of kittens?

A meowntain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drod328
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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What do you call a pile of kittens?

A meowntain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mwnciau
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