Once upon a time a lion and a cheetah had a race . This is what happened.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/radhikagi
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A cheetah and a lion are racing in Africa

After the cheetah easily wins, the lion complains: "Man, you're a cheetah" and the cheetah says: "Naw man you're a lion".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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What did the cheetah say when the gazelle started running away?

I’ve been spotted!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaymanRich
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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Why do they call them cheetahs?

Cuz they dont play fair.

(Heard at the zoo yesterday by a random dad and died laughing. If you see this cheetah guy, thank you.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mouth2Danus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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A cheetah would never win at hide and seek

Coz it's always spotted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phs_uw
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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It's titled "Cheetah After Lunch", but it looks like a flamin' hot cheetah to me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Muadeeb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Don Cheetah
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TacoTedison
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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There’s to many Cheetahs!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pinkshift
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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We were watching a documentary on African wildlife, and my son asked me, β€œIs it difficult to spot cheetahs?”

Me: No, I think they come that way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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What does an adolescent cheetah in the open say?

I've been spotted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CubingWithAlex
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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What did the cheetah say when she was falsely accused by the lioness?

You've got to believe me, I'm not lion!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyphr0st
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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I was on a safari in Africa when one of the tourists asked our guide, β€œIs it difficult to spot cheetahs?”

He said, β€œNo, they usually come that way.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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What do Cheetahs have on each foot?

Cheetoes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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When I was in Africa last summer, I once spotted an albino cheetah.

The most dangerous job I ever had.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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Which side of a cheetah has the most spots?

The outside!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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Why dont you ever see a rich cheetah?

Because cheetahs never prosper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talquin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2018
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Cheetahs
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You’ll never win a race with a cheetah...

Because they are all cheatas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soulfrk
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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Why couldn't the fox catch the cheetah?

because the cheetah is faster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aliceinwaterland
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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As a kid my favorite superhero was The Flash and my favorite animal was the cheetah,

I guess that explains why I'm now addicted to speed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x7ramjet
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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If you fuck a hot older chick you fuck a cougar but if she's married she's a cheetah
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Query_Friend
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2017
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Why do cheetahs and leopards dislike the game Hide-and-Seek?

...because they're always spotted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnosticpopsicle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2017
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What's the difference between a cheetah and office supplies?

One is really fast and the other is stationery.

(I just thought of this one, but it probably already exists in some form because I am not a beautiful and unique snowflake)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLivingExample
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2016
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Dad Joke Daily - Cheeta, Cheetah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xX2LYyaaaU

Michael explores the agony of the zoo and talks about the regal and elegant Cheetah...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/impulsive-ideas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2016
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My son's new soccer team name is Cheetahs. At dinner I said that was the worst sports team name ever.

My wife asked why and I said "Because, Cheetahs never win..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steve626
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2016
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Why was the cheetah bad at hide and seek?

Wherever she hid she was always spotted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afranc72
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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A cheetah and a lion are racing.

The cheetah wins

The lion says "man you a cheetah"

The cheetah says "nah man you a lion"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doriensucks
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Why didn’t the cheetah like to play hide and seek?

Because it’s always spotted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moxdonalds
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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