After the cheetah easily wins, the lion complains: "Man, you're a cheetah" and the cheetah says: "Naw man you're a lion".
I’ve been spotted!
Cuz they dont play fair.
(Heard at the zoo yesterday by a random dad and died laughing. If you see this cheetah guy, thank you.)
Coz it's always spotted
Me: No, I think they come that way.
I've been spotted
You've got to believe me, I'm not lion!
He said, “No, they usually come that way.”
The most dangerous job I ever had.
Because cheetahs never prosper.
Because they are all cheatas.
because the cheetah is faster
I guess that explains why I'm now addicted to speed
...because they're always spotted.
One is really fast and the other is stationery.
(I just thought of this one, but it probably already exists in some form because I am not a beautiful and unique snowflake)
Michael explores the agony of the zoo and talks about the regal and elegant Cheetah...
My wife asked why and I said "Because, Cheetahs never win..."
Wherever she hid she was always spotted.
The cheetah wins
The lion says "man you a cheetah"
The cheetah says "nah man you a lion"