A Thomson’s Gazelle can jump higher than the average house

It can do this due to its powerful hind legs, and the fact that an average house cannot jump

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👤︎ u/Xander725
📅︎ May 21
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What do you call a pessimistic gazelle?

A cantaloupe! Yeah I made it myself.

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👤︎ u/Riptuggle1
📅︎ May 22 2019
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New species of gazelle found jumps higher than the average house.

Mainly because the average house cannot jump.

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📅︎ Jul 14 2018
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Did you know some gazelles can jump higher than the average house?

That's because the average house doesn't jump.

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📅︎ Apr 04 2017
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I ate three quarters of a gazelle yesterday...

Well, I had the lions share.

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👤︎ u/BeardFM
📅︎ Jul 30 2016
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I've got a memory of an elephant.

I remember when I went to the zoo and saw an elephant.

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📅︎ Nov 30 2018
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