Why can't a leopard hide?
Because he's always spotted.
Why can’t the leopard ever play hide and seek?
Because he’s always spotted.
(Me reading to my five-year-old) The leopard slug eats dead plants and fungi, but also hunts other slugs.
(Five-year-old) I'm a fun guy, so they would eat me.
Did you guys hear about the Leopard they banned from the casino?
It seems they thought he was a Cheetah.
Def Leopard imgur.com/M4G6rzr
Why is a leopard easy to see?
because he is always spotted
What do you call a lion that painted on dots go become a leopard?
A cheetah
Have you ever eaten leopard?
The taste is spot on.
Why are leopards so bad at playing hide and seek?
Because they're always spotted.
The leopard tried to escape the zoo but it was spotted
There are only 107 Amur Leopards still living in the wild
It's tragic cause they're the only big cats who know what they are
Me: A leopard can't chang its stripes
My son: Dad leopards have spots Me: well what do you know, they did it!
Was at the zoo in Dublin Ireland today. Was very early and there was a group trying to spot the Snow Leopards in their enclosure without any luck. After a few minutes of looking I quipped Snow Leopards.... sNO leopards... well I laughed....
Why do cheetahs and leopards dislike the game Hide-and-Seek?
...because they're always spotted.
Why can you always trust a leopard?
Because it's not a Cheetah
Why is it hard to find a leopard in Africa?
They don't want to be spotted
I think I know why spotted leopards are endangered.
They can never sneak up on their prey.
My D&D group was successfully ambushed by a leopard.
They failed their spot check.
The leopard escaped from the zoo....
....but it was spotted immediately.
Why can't a leopard hide?
Because it's always spotted
Why can't a leopard hide?
Because he's always spotted.
Why are leopards bad at hide and seek?
No matter where they hide, they're always spotted
Why are leopards such bad burglars?
Because they're always spotted!
Why can't leopards play hide and go seek?
Because they are always spotted.
