Did you know that the Average African Leopard can jump higher than a stop sign?

This is because as far as I know stop signs can’t jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Cyberostrich_
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(Me reading to my five-year-old) The leopard slug eats dead plants and fungi, but also hunts other slugs.

(Five-year-old) I'm a fun guy, so they would eat me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legisleducator
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
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Did you guys hear about the Leopard they banned from the casino?

It seems they thought he was a Cheetah.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OmegaLiquidX
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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Why is a leopard easy to see?

because he is always spotted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pandacoat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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What do you call a lion that painted on dots go become a leopard?

A cheetah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jonsp7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
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How can a leopard change his spots?

By moving

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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Have you ever eaten leopard?

The taste is spot on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freshstart321
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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There are only 107 Amur Leopards still living in the wild

It's tragic cause they're the only big cats who know what they are

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Me: A leopard can't chang its stripes

My son: Dad leopards have spots Me: well what do you know, they did it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubeykeebler
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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Why are leopards so bad at playing hide and seek?

Because they're always spotted.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Def Leopard imgur.com/M4G6rzr
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeezusManForReal
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2018
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The leopard tried to escape the zoo but it was spotted
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πŸ‘€︎ u/huntress679
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Was at the zoo in Dublin Ireland today. Was very early and there was a group trying to spot the Snow Leopards in their enclosure without any luck. After a few minutes of looking I quipped Snow Leopards.... sNO leopards... well I laughed....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/feckthis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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Why are leopards such bad burglars?

Because they're always spotted!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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Why are leopards bad at hide and seek?

No matter where they hide, they're always spotted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/125bench
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2018
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I think I know why spotted leopards are endangered.

They can never sneak up on their prey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanceEye
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
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Why do cheetahs and leopards dislike the game Hide-and-Seek?

...because they're always spotted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnosticpopsicle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2017
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My D&D group was successfully ambushed by a leopard.

They failed their spot check.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2018
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Why can you always trust a leopard?

Because it's not a Cheetah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/batmanNumberOne
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2016
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Why is it hard to find a leopard in Africa?

They don't want to be spotted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chrisl789
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2015
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Why can't leopards play hide and go seek?

Because they are always spotted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/left2mydevices
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2017
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The leopard escaped from the zoo....

....but it was spotted immediately.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2016
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