The urge to sing βThe Lion Sleeps Tonightβ is always just a whim away...
A whim away, a whim away, a whim away
A lion would never play golf.
How do lions like their meat?
Why did the lion cross the road?
To get to the other pride
What does a lion with a cold sing?
Daniel is a gardener and lion...
so we nicknamed him Dan da lion.
What's the difference between a gymnast jaguar, and a meth-head mountain lion?
One is an acrobatic cat.
The other is a broke, addict cat.
What did the Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?
Nothing he was gladiator.
There has been a growing phenomenon on the African plains where male lions have been turning homosexual
It has started to decimate the population since they aren't mating with the female lions. People are calling it the worst infestation of dandy-lions in history!
He's lion
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What type of image format do lion photographers use?
What do you can a lion's primary toupee?
What do you call a guy who just got a leg bitten off by a lion?
I would say i live in africa but then id be lion
This one popped in my head out of nowhere.
Why did the lion cross the road?
Because there was a zebra crossing
What do you get when you cross a bear and a lion?
Two animals you probably shouldn't have upset.
Why do big-game hunters mount their lionsβ heads?
To mount the other end would be a catastrophe.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
I love the Lion King...
...but Simba is so slow. Sometimes I wish he'd Mufasa.
What do you get when you cross a bear and a mountain lion together?
I got my car horn fixed at a Lion King themed shop called Scar's Auto Body.
My Grandfather has the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
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︎ Apr 12 2020
Mountain lions are very rarely spotted in the wild...
Thatβs because mountain lions aren't spotted, cheetahs are!
Once upon a time a lion and a cheetah had a race . This is what happened.
Lunar new year in Vietnam is celebrated with lion dances, dragon dances, fireworks, family gatherings and meals, ancestor worship, and giving red envelopes to children and the elderly.
Thank you for coming to my TαΊΏt talk.
What's the Lion King's favorite month?
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I guess the lion spotted a cheater
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︎ Nov 14 2020
What's a lion's favorite color?
What does a lion call an antelope?
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︎ Dec 30 2020
My favorite animals are tigers and lions.
You could say that Iβm a big cat person.
What was the dark blue sea lion mistaken for?
My Dadβs sister got eaten by a lion with a long nose
Why don't lions hunt in elephant graveyards?
So they don't become the haunted (hunted)
Look at this lion ass
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︎ Dec 02 2020
The urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is always just a whim away
A whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away
The urge to sing 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight'
...is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
The urge to sing βa lion sleeps tonightβ is always a whim away.
A whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
I feel a constant urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight
It's always just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away....
A lion would never play golf...
A lion would never play golf
A lion never cheats on its wife
Was Spartacus mad because the Lion ate his wife?
What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?
Nothing!! He was gladiator.
There has been a growing phenomenon on the African plains where male lions have been turning homosexual
It has started to decimate the population since they aren't mating with the female lions. People are calling it the worst infestation of dandy-lions in history!
I have the eye of a tiger, the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
My dad has the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
My granddad has the heart of a lion
and a lifetime ban from London zoo.
My dad has a heart of a lion!
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
For me, the urge to sing βThe Lion Sleeps Tonightβ is always just a whim away...
...a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
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