I have the eye of a tiger and the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
My Grandfather has the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
For me, the urge to sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is always just a whim away...
...a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
Why do lions only mate in the summer?
Because the pride comes before the fall!
What's the difference between a Sea Lion and a Seal?
My son has the heart of a lion....
And a lifetime ban from the zoo!
What did the giraffe say before being attacked by a lion?
I have the heart of a lion…
And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.
How can we be sure that the lion is king of the jungle?
What happens when a lion roars 3 times?
Remember Rafiki's drawing of the Lion King?
What a simple Simba symbol.
Two lions walking through the Savannah, first one says ‘waaarghhhhhhh’
Second one says ‘sciatica still playing up?’
Did you hear that the Columbus Zoo got a new lion?
What did the lion say to the zoo keeper that shaved its body bald but kept the mane?
An arrogant gazelle walks up to a bunch of lions and tells them how much better he is than them.
He was consumed by pride.
My grandpa has the heart of a lion...
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
The urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" may come at any time
It's just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away
Whats the difference between a lion and a Giraffe?
The Giraffe has a longer neck
Lion - You're late, I said meet you at sunset.
Giraffe - I can still see the sun.
What do you call a baby lion on lettuce?
Sent my dad a nearby dive photo of sea lions in kelp & told him it made me officially excited to do local/non-tropical dives... his reply?
Well, that seals the deal!
It got a good laugh out of me. Photo here for the curious.
What would’ve been a better name for the lion instead of King of the Jungle?
The lions roar was so big that when I compressed it , it turned out to be a " .Rawr " file.
Would you rather be stuck in a cage with a lion or a bear?
Between the two, I’d take the ladder.
My brother has the heart of a lion.
And a lifetime ban at the San Diego Zoo.
Today I connected virtually with a lion, giraffe and rhino all at once.
These Zoo Meetings are really taking off!
What do call a lion that always lies?
A mountain lion has over 40 different names in English.
My Dad has the heart of a lion
and now he's banned from our local zoo.
I have the heart of a lion...
And a life time ban from the Central Park Zoo
What happened to the overconfident lion tamer?
He was consumed by his own pride
Why did the lion cross the road?
To stop the Zebra crossing
I have the heart of a lion.
And a lifetime ban from London Zoo.
Why did the lion win the big race?
I’m close to completing my collection of captioned photos showing lions sleeping.....
A meme away. A meme away.
Since the government's instituted shelter-in-place orders, lions have been roaming main street...
Why did the lion born in 2010 kill the deer born in 2016?
Because the lion pre-dates the deer.
What happened to the lions neck at the Chinese market?
Did you hear about the bunch of Serengeti herbivores that no longer allowed lions to attack them unless a weak member needed removed?
What do you call a lion that painted on dots go become a leopard?
I’m writing a musical work based on Timon and Pumbaa from the Lion King. I’m calling it the Hakuna Cantata.
What’s the best side of a lion to be on?
I’d be lion if I say this is funny.
Talking sexism in the Lion King. Not OC
The lion is the most popular animal at the zoo
The new Lion King movie dvd release date is only a week away.
A week away. A week away. A week away. A week away. A week away. A week away.
Wee e e e e e e e e a week away
A cheetah and a lion are racing.
The cheetah wins
The lion says "man you a cheetah"
The cheetah says "nah man you a lion"
Do you know why you shouldn't eat Lion meat?
What does a lion call his barber who's also his best friend?
Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a well-balanced meal.
I listened to the new Lion King soundtrack tonight...
What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?
Q: Why did the lion break up with his girlfriend?
A: Cuz she was a CHEETAH!
What is Gordon Ramsay's favourite part of a Lion?
Just saw the new Lion King and thought the Wildebeests were pretty unrealistic.
You can tell it was fake gnus.
Did you hear about the guy who got killed when his stuffed lion tail fell on him?
A lost dog strays into the jungle one day. From a distance, a lion sees this and thinks to himself, "Hmmm, this guy looks edible, I've never seen his kind before."
So the lion starts running towards the dog with menace but the dog notices this and starts to panic.
As he's about to run he sees some bones on the ground next to him, gets an idea and says loudly, "Mmm... That was some good lion meat!"
The lion screeches to a halt and says, "Woah! This guy seems tougher then he looks, I better leave while I can" and then runs away.
Over in a tree, is a monkey who sees everything and realizes the he can benefit from this situation by telling the lion what happened and getting something in return.
So the monkey finds the lion and tells him what really happened.
The lion says to the monkey angrily, "Get on my back, we'll get him together".
So the monkey climbs on the lion's back and they start rushing back to the dog.
The dog sees them, realizes what has happened and starts to panic even more.
But then he gets another idea and shouts, "Where is that monkey!?! I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago!"
My father has the heart of a lion...
... and a life ban from the local zoo.
My dad has a heart of a lion
and a lifetime ban from the zoo
Why are sea lions so strong?
Because they love big mussels
Credit to my good friend
My grandfather has the heart of a lion
And a life time ban from the zoo
What is a glass lion?...... deli-cat
I asked the lion in my wardrobe what he was doing there.
He said "Narnia business."
At any given moment, the urge to sing, “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”...
...is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.
Singing about lions sleeping in jungles is only ever a whim away.
If a lion could play d&d, which class would he pick?
What’s a group of homosexual lions called?
A lion will not cheat on his wife,
My dad asked me why there was a lion and a witch in the wardrobe?
I said its Narnia business
The urge to sing 'the lion sleeps tonight'
Is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away
You know what I would do if I saw a Mountain Lion while hiking?
A Zebra said to a Lion “Let’s swap roles for a while”...
.... the Lion said “ I’m game!”.
If you are watching The Lion King tonight, just remember that the urge to sing the lion sleeps tonight is just...
A whim away, a whim away a whim away a whim away a whim away
I feel like a seal is just a neutral sea lion
The giraffe says to the hippopotamus, "You know Joe the lion? He told me he's a shape shifter. Can turn into any animal he wants."
The hippopotamus scoffs. "That guy? Nah, he's always lion."
What do you call a mix between a hippo, lion, elephant, and rhino?
Today I went to the zoo to see the happy lions
After all, it is Gay Pride Month
The sudden urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"
is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
For me, the urge to sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is always just a whim away...
a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away
My grandpa had the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the Zoo
The urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is just
a whim away, a whim away, a whim way, a whim away
The urge to sing the lion sleeps to night is just
A whim away a whim away a whim away
I have the heart of a lion.
And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.
What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?
The urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is just
a whim away, a whim away, a whim way, a whim away
What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?
At any point in time the urge to sing *’A Lion Sleeps Tonight’* is just a....
Whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away....
At any given time, the urge to sing "The lion sleeps tonight"...
Is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away
My grandfather has the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion...
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
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