What is a family of homosexual lions called?
What's a lion's favorite color?
Once upon a time a lion and a cheetah had a race . This is what happened.
What's the Lion King's favorite month?
Why do big-game hunters mount their lions’ heads?
To mount the other end would be a catastrophe.
My Dad’s sister got eaten by a lion with a long nose
What does a lion call an antelope?
I guess the lion spotted a cheater
Why did the lion walk into the Chinese restaurant to get a haircut?
Because he wanted a low mane.
What do you call a French guy being mauled by a lion?
Natives of the African jungle, when avoiding predators, call the distance between you and a lion a ‘wimb’
Because the lion in the jungle is always a wimb away.
Why is a lion never lonely?
My grandfather had the heart of a lion
And a permanent ban from the nearby zoo
My Grandfather has the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
Why did the lion get his hair cut on his way to the Chinese restaurant?
Because he wanted a Lo Mein
I just catapulted a lion at the zoo
You would not believe the uproar.
A cheetah and a lion are racing in Africa
After the cheetah easily wins, the lion complains: "Man, you're a cheetah" and the cheetah says: "Naw man you're a lion".
What did the cannibalistic lion do when he went to apologize?
How does a lion become a cannibal?
He must first swallow his pride.
For me, the urge to sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is always just a whim away...
...a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
Why da fuck did tha lion eat tha tightrope walker? He wanted er well-balanced meal!
I have the eye of a tiger and the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
Do you know how badass lions are?
They became kings of the jungle without even living there
What do you call a vocal female lion?
I came so close to singing "the lion sleeps tonight"
I was only a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away
Have you heard about the lions that escaped from the circus last night?
I heard they went straight to the juggler
Why do lions only mate in the summer?
Because the pride comes before the fall!
My grandpa has the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
What's the difference between a Sea Lion and a Seal?
Where do lions get the energy they need?
My old grandad has the heart of a lion.
And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion...
...and a lifetime ban from the local zoo.
I have the heart of a lion…
And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.
Lion King
Simba knew that he might get hurt when he was moving slow. So he decided to Mufasa
Why do the lion not attack the farm?
He was a little bit sheepish.
My young cousin showed me a stuffed lion wearing a tux.
Told me it’s a “dandy-lion”.
What did the giraffe say before being attacked by a lion?
My son has the heart of a lion....
And a lifetime ban from the zoo!
A mountain lion has over 40 different names in English.
The urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" may come at any time
It's just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away
How can we be sure that the lion is king of the jungle?
What do you call a French guy being mauled by a lion?
The sudden urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"
is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
For me, the urge to sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is always just a whim away...
a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away
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