For me, the urge to sing β€œThe Lion Sleeps Tonight” is always just a whim away...

...a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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My Grandfather has the heart of a lion

And a lifetime ban from the zoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGregGreg
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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I have the heart of a lion…

And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ May 29
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An arrogant gazelle walks up to a bunch of lions and tells them how much better he is than them.

He was consumed by pride.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
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Lion - You're late, I said meet you at sunset.

Giraffe - I can still see the sun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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Whats the difference between a lion and a Giraffe?

The Giraffe has a longer neck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesain7
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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The urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" may come at any time

It's just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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What do you call a baby lion on lettuce?

Cub Salad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Angelmikeal
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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Sent my dad a nearby dive photo of sea lions in kelp & told him it made me officially excited to do local/non-tropical dives... his reply?

Well, that seals the deal!

It got a good laugh out of me. Photo here for the curious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NePasToucher
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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Would you rather be stuck in a cage with a lion or a bear?

Between the two, I’d take the ladder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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β€ͺWhat would’ve been a better name for the lion instead of King of the Jungle?‬

Emperoar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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The lions roar was so big that when I compressed it , it turned out to be a " .Rawr " file.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jizzler_Rage_792
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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Today I connected virtually with a lion, giraffe and rhino all at once.

These Zoo Meetings are really taking off!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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What do call a lion that always lies?

A lion lion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JormungandrSerp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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My brother has the heart of a lion.

And a lifetime ban at the San Diego Zoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deaderson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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My grandpa had the heart of a lion

And a lifetime ban from the Zoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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My Dad has the heart of a lion

and now he's banned from our local zoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sagbon98
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
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Why did the lion cross the road?

To stop the Zebra crossing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charlieb2007
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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... Bee lion!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trixxie88
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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What happened to the overconfident lion tamer?

He was consumed by his own pride

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_amxxn_x
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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I have the heart of a lion...

And a life time ban from the Central Park Zoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ar1stocrat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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Since the government's instituted shelter-in-place orders, lions have been roaming main street...

It's a Pride Parade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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Why did the lion win the big race?

He was a cheetah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kookydooks
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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Why did the lion born in 2010 kill the deer born in 2016?

Because the lion pre-dates the deer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avianthon8
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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I’m close to completing my collection of captioned photos showing lions sleeping.....

A meme away. A meme away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrypticPragmatist
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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Did you hear about the bunch of Serengeti herbivores that no longer allowed lions to attack them unless a weak member needed removed?

Good gnus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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I have the heart of a lion.

And a lifetime ban from London Zoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merulius
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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What happened to the lions neck at the Chinese market?

[removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TSRshiku
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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A mountain lion has over 40 different names in English.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/69pussywrecker69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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What do you call a lion that painted on dots go become a leopard?

A cheetah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jonsp7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
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I’m writing a musical work based on Timon and Pumbaa from the Lion King. I’m calling it the Hakuna Cantata.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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What’s the best side of a lion to be on?

The outside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notaninfringement
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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I’m not a lion

I’m just a meerkat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maybejaeby
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Talking sexism in the Lion King. Not OC
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chi_does_memes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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The lion is the most popular animal at the zoo

It’s the mane attraction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeffs3695
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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I’d be lion if I say this is funny.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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The title ain’t lion gfycat.com/willingsombera…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sheepherder226
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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A cheetah and a lion are racing.

The cheetah wins

The lion says "man you a cheetah"

The cheetah says "nah man you a lion"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doriensucks
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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The new Lion King movie dvd release date is only a week away.

A week away. A week away. A week away. A week away. A week away. A week away.

Wee e e e e e e e e a week away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoomerB3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Do you know why you shouldn't eat Lion meat?

Because it roaaaaaaarw!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skytte_dk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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What does a lion call his barber who's also his best friend?

His mane man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/isuzu_buryani
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Q: Why did the lion break up with his girlfriend?

A: Cuz she was a CHEETAH!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Abhilegend
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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I listened to the new Lion King soundtrack tonight...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/siro300104
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who got killed when his stuffed lion tail fell on him?

It was a catastrophe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughperman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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What is Gordon Ramsay's favourite part of a Lion?

It's ROAR

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimbobobaboBob
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?

He wanted a well-balanced meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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My father has the heart of a lion...

... and a life ban from the local zoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EngineersAnon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Just saw the new Lion King and thought the Wildebeests were pretty unrealistic.

You can tell it was fake gnus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwarvenfriend
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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What is a glass lion?...... deli-cat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/scrpter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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My grandfather has the heart of a lion

And a life time ban from the zoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cool-kid103
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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Why are sea lions so strong?

Because they love big mussels

Credit to my good friend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/richcowlonglegs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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Singing about lions sleeping in jungles is only ever a whim away.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/meta_pun
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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I asked the lion in my wardrobe what he was doing there.

He said "Narnia business."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrightinglyPunny
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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A lost dog strays into the jungle one day. From a distance, a lion sees this and thinks to himself, "Hmmm, this guy looks edible, I've never seen his kind before."

So the lion starts running towards the dog with menace but the dog notices this and starts to panic.

As he's about to run he sees some bones on the ground next to him, gets an idea and says loudly, "Mmm... That was some good lion meat!"

The lion screeches to a halt and says, "Woah! This guy seems tougher then he looks, I better leave while I can" and then runs away.

Over in a tree, is a monkey who sees everything and realizes the he can benefit from this situation by telling the lion what happened and getting something in return.

So the monkey finds the lion and tells him what really happened.

The lion says to the monkey angrily, "Get on my back, we'll get him together".

So the monkey climbs on the lion's back and they start rushing back to the dog.

The dog sees them, realizes what has happened and starts to panic even more.

But then he gets another idea and shouts, "Where is that monkey!?! I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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My dad has a heart of a lion

and a lifetime ban from the zoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DokTLF
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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What’s a group of homosexual lions called?

Gay pride.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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If a lion could play d&d, which class would he pick?

A sorce-roar!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arrenlex
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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At any given moment, the urge to sing, β€œThe Lion Sleeps Tonight”...

...is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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You know what I would do if I saw a Mountain Lion while hiking?

I'd PUMA pants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boop66
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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A Zebra said to a Lion β€œLet’s swap roles for a while”...

.... the Lion said β€œ I’m game!”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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Damn! I hope sea lion.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2018
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If you are watching The Lion King tonight, just remember that the urge to sing the lion sleeps tonight is just...

A whim away, a whim away a whim away a whim away a whim away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwaway10131007
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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My dad asked me why there was a lion and a witch in the wardrobe?

I said its Narnia business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poely002
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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A lion will not cheat on his wife,

But a Tiger Wood!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashthewarrior7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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Your lion
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fixkoalabeertje
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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The urge to sing 'the lion sleeps tonight'

Is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcheckpointeh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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I feel like a seal is just a neutral sea lion
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Someone_0211
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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The giraffe says to the hippopotamus, "You know Joe the lion? He told me he's a shape shifter. Can turn into any animal he wants."

The hippopotamus scoffs. "That guy? Nah, he's always lion."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwwFxxxIt
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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Today I went to the zoo to see the happy lions

After all, it is Gay Pride Month

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chucklestheece
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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What do you call a mix between a hippo, lion, elephant, and rhino?

Hell If I know

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sersi78
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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What do you call a group of homosexual lions?

Gay pride!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prawncracker92
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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How can lions see themselves

They let out a mere roar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coz-Man
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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You're in a cave, faced by a lion, a bear and a jaguar, with a gun and one bullet. What do you do?

Shoot the lion, drink the beer and drive away in the jaguar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/denandbil
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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How do you outrun a horse, tiger, lion, and elephant that are chasing you?

Get your drunk ass off of the merry-go-round.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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What do you call a lion with wings?

Flyin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scent_of_a_mule
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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What is the gay lion's favorite week?

Pride week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudesky1325
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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My Grandpa had the heart of a lion...

And a life time ban from the Zoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puggoamber
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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The lion tamer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/flaherty2011
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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For me, the urge to sing β€œThe Lion Sleeps Tonight” is always just a whim away...

a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegreatsorcerer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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The urge to sing The Lions Sleeps Tonight is always just a whim away

a whim away

a whim away

a whim away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zapparoth
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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The urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is just

a whim away, a whim away, a whim way, a whim away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/man_nowhere
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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I have the heart of a lion.

And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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The urge to sing the lion sleeps to night is just

A whim away a whim away a whim away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brock_a_boo22
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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The urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is just

a whim away, a whim away, a whim way, a whim away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/man_nowhere
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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At any point in time the urge to sing *’A Lion Sleeps Tonight’* is just a....

Whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItshaPrawn1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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My grandfather has the heart of a lion

And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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At any given time, the urge to sing "The lion sleeps tonight"...

Is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Markvaldek
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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My grandfather has the heart of a lion...

And a lifetime ban at the zoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wise_Guy_Plato
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2017
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