The urge to sing βThe Lion Sleeps Tonightβ is always just a whim away...
A whim away, a whim away, a whim away
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︎ Apr 15 2021
A lion would never play golf.
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︎ May 13 2021
How do lions like their meat?
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︎ Jun 04 2021
Why did the lion cross the road?
To get to the other pride
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︎ Apr 25 2021
What does a lion with a cold sing?
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︎ May 19 2021
Daniel is a gardener and lion...
so we nicknamed him Dan da lion.
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︎ May 18 2021
What's the difference between a gymnast jaguar, and a meth-head mountain lion?
One is an acrobatic cat.
The other is a broke, addict cat.
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︎ Apr 24 2021
What did the Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?
Nothing he was gladiator.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
There has been a growing phenomenon on the African plains where male lions have been turning homosexual
It has started to decimate the population since they aren't mating with the female lions. People are calling it the worst infestation of dandy-lions in history!
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︎ Mar 17 2021
He's lion
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︎ Oct 16 2020
What type of image format do lion photographers use?
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︎ Mar 11 2021
What do you can a lion's primary toupee?
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︎ Mar 18 2021
What do you call a guy who just got a leg bitten off by a lion?
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︎ Mar 04 2021
I would say i live in africa but then id be lion
This one popped in my head out of nowhere.
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Why did the lion cross the road?
Because there was a zebra crossing
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︎ Mar 29 2021
What do you get when you cross a bear and a lion?
Two animals you probably shouldn't have upset.
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︎ Mar 11 2021
Why do big-game hunters mount their lionsβ heads?
To mount the other end would be a catastrophe.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
I love the Lion King...
...but Simba is so slow. Sometimes I wish he'd Mufasa.
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︎ Feb 20 2021
What do you get when you cross a bear and a mountain lion together?
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︎ Feb 19 2021
I got my car horn fixed at a Lion King themed shop called Scar's Auto Body.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
My Grandfather has the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
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︎ Apr 12 2020
Mountain lions are very rarely spotted in the wild...
Thatβs because mountain lions aren't spotted, cheetahs are!
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︎ Feb 15 2021
Once upon a time a lion and a cheetah had a race . This is what happened.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Lunar new year in Vietnam is celebrated with lion dances, dragon dances, fireworks, family gatherings and meals, ancestor worship, and giving red envelopes to children and the elderly.
Thank you for coming to my TαΊΏt talk.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
What's the Lion King's favorite month?
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︎ Dec 19 2020
I guess the lion spotted a cheater
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︎ Nov 14 2020
What's a lion's favorite color?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
What does a lion call an antelope?
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︎ Dec 30 2020
My favorite animals are tigers and lions.
You could say that Iβm a big cat person.
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︎ Jan 31 2021
What was the dark blue sea lion mistaken for?
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︎ Jan 13 2021
My Dadβs sister got eaten by a lion with a long nose
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Why don't lions hunt in elephant graveyards?
So they don't become the haunted (hunted)
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Look at this lion ass
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︎ Dec 02 2020
The urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is always just a whim away
A whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away
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︎ May 13 2021
The urge to sing 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight'
...is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
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︎ May 26 2021
The urge to sing βa lion sleeps tonightβ is always a whim away.
A whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
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︎ Apr 15 2021
I feel a constant urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight
It's always just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away....
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︎ May 13 2021
A lion would never play golf...
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︎ May 13 2021
A lion would never play golf
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︎ May 16 2021
A lion never cheats on its wife
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︎ May 02 2021
Was Spartacus mad because the Lion ate his wife?
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︎ Mar 24 2021
What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?
Nothing!! He was gladiator.
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︎ Mar 29 2021
There has been a growing phenomenon on the African plains where male lions have been turning homosexual
It has started to decimate the population since they aren't mating with the female lions. People are calling it the worst infestation of dandy-lions in history!
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︎ Mar 17 2021
I have the eye of a tiger, the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
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︎ Jan 17 2021
My dad has the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
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︎ Feb 08 2021
My granddad has the heart of a lion
and a lifetime ban from London zoo.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
My dad has a heart of a lion!
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
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︎ Jan 11 2021
For me, the urge to sing βThe Lion Sleeps Tonightβ is always just a whim away...
...a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
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︎ Jun 02 2020
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