The urge to sing β€œThe Lion Sleeps Tonight” is always just a whim away...

A whim away, a whim away, a whim away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoalaTeaNip
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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A lion would never play golf.

But a Tiger Wood.

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πŸ“…︎ May 13
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How do lions like their meat?

Roar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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Why did the lion cross the road?

To get to the other pride

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ghostwriter623
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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What does a lion with a cold sing?

Achoo-namatata

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zakk5450
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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Daniel is a gardener and lion...

so we nicknamed him Dan da lion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kaboio
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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What's the difference between a gymnast jaguar, and a meth-head mountain lion?

One is an acrobatic cat.

The other is a broke, addict cat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadrantbiz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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What did the Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing he was gladiator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsthewendigo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03
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There has been a growing phenomenon on the African plains where male lions have been turning homosexual

It has started to decimate the population since they aren't mating with the female lions. People are calling it the worst infestation of dandy-lions in history!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caddiss_jc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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He's lion
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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What type of image format do lion photographers use?

RAWR

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfinitySandwich
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11
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What do you can a lion's primary toupee?

His main!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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What do you call a guy who just got a leg bitten off by a lion?

An ambulance.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
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I would say i live in africa but then id be lion

This one popped in my head out of nowhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0rb1t4l
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
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Why did the lion cross the road?

Because there was a zebra crossing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supra_elongata
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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What do you get when you cross a bear and a lion?

Two animals you probably shouldn't have upset.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shopcounterwill
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11
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Why do big-game hunters mount their lions’ heads?

To mount the other end would be a catastrophe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/friste
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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I love the Lion King...

...but Simba is so slow. Sometimes I wish he'd Mufasa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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What do you get when you cross a bear and a mountain lion together?

Dead. You get dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrunchyBrisket
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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I got my car horn fixed at a Lion King themed shop called Scar's Auto Body.

Beep repaired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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My Grandfather has the heart of a lion

And a lifetime ban from the zoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGregGreg
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Mountain lions are very rarely spotted in the wild...

That’s because mountain lions aren't spotted, cheetahs are!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/realstabbybabe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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Once upon a time a lion and a cheetah had a race . This is what happened.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/radhikagi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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Lunar new year in Vietnam is celebrated with lion dances, dragon dances, fireworks, family gatherings and meals, ancestor worship, and giving red envelopes to children and the elderly.

Thank you for coming to my TαΊΏt talk.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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What's the Lion King's favorite month?

DeSIMBA!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emilliolongwood
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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I guess the lion spotted a cheater
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LittleHumle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What's a lion's favorite color?

ROARange

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πŸ‘€︎ u/babydluv21
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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What does a lion call an antelope?

Fast food

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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My favorite animals are tigers and lions.

You could say that I’m a big cat person.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HunturdW
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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What was the dark blue sea lion mistaken for?

A Navy Seal!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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My Dad’s sister got eaten by a lion with a long nose

It was an aunt-eater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geoswede
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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Why don't lions hunt in elephant graveyards?

So they don't become the haunted (hunted)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kekebolt12
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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Look at this lion ass
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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdhero7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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The urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is always just a whim away

A whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Papiys
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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The urge to sing 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight'

...is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OffDutyTaoist
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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The urge to sing β€œa lion sleeps tonight” is always a whim away.

A whim away, a whim away, a whim away...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No-Sock4401
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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I feel a constant urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight

It's always just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BurnedBurger84
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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A lion would never play golf...

But a Tiger Wood!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amar610
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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A lion would never play golf

But a tiger wood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GatorSama
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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A lion never cheats on its wife

But a Tiger Wood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/p_tally
πŸ“…︎ May 02
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Was Spartacus mad because the Lion ate his wife?

No. He was gladiator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing!! He was gladiator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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There has been a growing phenomenon on the African plains where male lions have been turning homosexual

It has started to decimate the population since they aren't mating with the female lions. People are calling it the worst infestation of dandy-lions in history!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caddiss_jc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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I have the eye of a tiger, the heart of a lion

And a lifetime ban from the zoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smelly_Anus69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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My dad has the heart of a lion

And a lifetime ban at the zoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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My granddad has the heart of a lion

and a lifetime ban from London zoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/per1sher
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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My dad has a heart of a lion!

And a lifetime ban from the zoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shoop76
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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For me, the urge to sing β€œThe Lion Sleeps Tonight” is always just a whim away...

...a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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