The urge to sing β€œThe Lion Sleeps Tonight” is always just a whim away...

A whim away, a whim away, a whim away

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KoalaTeaNip
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A lion would never play golf.

But a Tiger Wood.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SuperHumansUnlimited
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How do lions like their meat?

Roar

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 04 2021
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Why did the lion cross the road?

To get to the other pride

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ghostwriter623
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25 2021
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What does a lion with a cold sing?

Achoo-namatata

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zakk5450
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19 2021
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Daniel is a gardener and lion...

so we nicknamed him Dan da lion.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kaboio
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18 2021
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What's the difference between a gymnast jaguar, and a meth-head mountain lion?

One is an acrobatic cat.

The other is a broke, addict cat.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dadrantbiz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 24 2021
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What did the Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing he was gladiator.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/itsthewendigo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03 2021
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There has been a growing phenomenon on the African plains where male lions have been turning homosexual

It has started to decimate the population since they aren't mating with the female lions. People are calling it the worst infestation of dandy-lions in history!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Caddiss_jc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17 2021
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He's lion
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KikingNamesTakingAss
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16 2020
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What type of image format do lion photographers use?

RAWR

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/InfinitySandwich
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 11 2021
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What do you can a lion's primary toupee?

His main!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18 2021
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What do you call a guy who just got a leg bitten off by a lion?

An ambulance.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/just_some_arsehole
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 04 2021
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I would say i live in africa but then id be lion

This one popped in my head out of nowhere.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/0rb1t4l
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 04 2021
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Why did the lion cross the road?

Because there was a zebra crossing

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/supra_elongata
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29 2021
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What do you get when you cross a bear and a lion?

Two animals you probably shouldn't have upset.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shopcounterwill
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 11 2021
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Why do big-game hunters mount their lions’ heads?

To mount the other end would be a catastrophe.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/friste
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02 2020
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I love the Lion King...

...but Simba is so slow. Sometimes I wish he'd Mufasa.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kickypie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20 2021
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What do you get when you cross a bear and a mountain lion together?

Dead. You get dead.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CrunchyBrisket
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19 2021
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I got my car horn fixed at a Lion King themed shop called Scar's Auto Body.

Beep repaired.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09 2021
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My Grandfather has the heart of a lion

And a lifetime ban from the zoo

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheGregGreg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12 2020
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Mountain lions are very rarely spotted in the wild...

That’s because mountain lions aren't spotted, cheetahs are!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/realstabbybabe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15 2021
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Once upon a time a lion and a cheetah had a race . This is what happened.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/radhikagi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07 2021
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Lunar new year in Vietnam is celebrated with lion dances, dragon dances, fireworks, family gatherings and meals, ancestor worship, and giving red envelopes to children and the elderly.

Thank you for coming to my TαΊΏt talk.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PM_ME_COOKIERECIPES
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06 2021
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What's the Lion King's favorite month?

DeSIMBA!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/emilliolongwood
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19 2020
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I guess the lion spotted a cheater
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LittleHumle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14 2020
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What's a lion's favorite color?

ROARange

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/babydluv21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06 2021
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What does a lion call an antelope?

Fast food

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30 2020
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My favorite animals are tigers and lions.

You could say that I’m a big cat person.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HunturdW
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31 2021
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What was the dark blue sea lion mistaken for?

A Navy Seal!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/techtornado
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13 2021
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My Dad’s sister got eaten by a lion with a long nose

It was an aunt-eater

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/geoswede
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04 2021
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Why don't lions hunt in elephant graveyards?

So they don't become the haunted (hunted)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kekebolt12
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01 2021
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Look at this lion ass
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/weirdhero7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02 2020
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The urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is always just a whim away

A whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Papiys
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13 2021
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The urge to sing 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight'

...is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OffDutyTaoist
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 26 2021
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The urge to sing β€œa lion sleeps tonight” is always a whim away.

A whim away, a whim away, a whim away...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/No-Sock4401
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15 2021
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I feel a constant urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight

It's always just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away....

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BurnedBurger84
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13 2021
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A lion would never play golf...

But a Tiger Wood!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/amar610
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13 2021
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A lion would never play golf

But a tiger wood

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GatorSama
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16 2021
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A lion never cheats on its wife

But a Tiger Wood

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/p_tally
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02 2021
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Was Spartacus mad because the Lion ate his wife?

No. He was gladiator.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24 2021
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing!! He was gladiator.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29 2021
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There has been a growing phenomenon on the African plains where male lions have been turning homosexual

It has started to decimate the population since they aren't mating with the female lions. People are calling it the worst infestation of dandy-lions in history!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Caddiss_jc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17 2021
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I have the eye of a tiger, the heart of a lion

And a lifetime ban from the zoo

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Smelly_Anus69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17 2021
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My dad has the heart of a lion

And a lifetime ban at the zoo

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08 2021
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My granddad has the heart of a lion

and a lifetime ban from London zoo.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/per1sher
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28 2021
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My dad has a heart of a lion!

And a lifetime ban from the zoo

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shoop76
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11 2021
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For me, the urge to sing β€œThe Lion Sleeps Tonight” is always just a whim away...

...a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
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