He's lion
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︎ Oct 16 2020
What is a family of homosexual lions called?
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︎ Dec 12 2020
What's a lion's favorite color?
Once upon a time a lion and a cheetah had a race . This is what happened.
What's the Lion King's favorite month?
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Why do big-game hunters mount their lionsβ heads?
To mount the other end would be a catastrophe.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
My Dadβs sister got eaten by a lion with a long nose
What does a lion call an antelope?
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︎ Dec 30 2020
I guess the lion spotted a cheater
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︎ Nov 14 2020
Why did the lion walk into the Chinese restaurant to get a haircut?
Because he wanted a low mane.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
Look at this lion ass
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︎ Dec 02 2020
What do you call a French guy being mauled by a lion?
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Natives of the African jungle, when avoiding predators, call the distance between you and a lion a βwimbβ
Because the lion in the jungle is always a wimb away.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Why is a lion never lonely?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
My grandfather had the heart of a lion
And a permanent ban from the nearby zoo
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︎ Oct 20 2020
My Grandfather has the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
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︎ Apr 12 2020
Why did the lion get his hair cut on his way to the Chinese restaurant?
Because he wanted a Lo Mein
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︎ Sep 08 2020
I just catapulted a lion at the zoo
You would not believe the uproar.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
A cheetah and a lion are racing in Africa
After the cheetah easily wins, the lion complains: "Man, you're a cheetah" and the cheetah says: "Naw man you're a lion".
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︎ Oct 31 2020
What did the cannibalistic lion do when he went to apologize?
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︎ Oct 12 2020
How does a lion become a cannibal?
He must first swallow his pride.
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︎ Oct 10 2020
For me, the urge to sing βThe Lion Sleeps Tonightβ is always just a whim away...
...a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
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︎ Jun 02 2020
Why da fuck did tha lion eat tha tightrope walker? He wanted er well-balanced meal!
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︎ Oct 03 2020
I have the eye of a tiger and the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
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︎ Jul 22 2020
Do you know how badass lions are?
They became kings of the jungle without even living there
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︎ Aug 31 2020
What do you call a vocal female lion?
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︎ Oct 13 2020
I came so close to singing "the lion sleeps tonight"
I was only a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away
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︎ Oct 11 2020
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︎ Oct 18 2020
Have you heard about the lions that escaped from the circus last night?
I heard they went straight to the juggler
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︎ Aug 13 2020
Why do lions only mate in the summer?
Because the pride comes before the fall!
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︎ Jul 23 2020
My grandpa has the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
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︎ Sep 02 2020
What's the difference between a Sea Lion and a Seal?
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︎ Jul 15 2020
Where do lions get the energy they need?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
My old grandad has the heart of a lion.
And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
My grandfather has the heart of a lion...
...and a lifetime ban from the local zoo.
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︎ Aug 17 2020
I have the heart of a lionβ¦
And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.
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︎ May 29 2020
Lion King
Simba knew that he might get hurt when he was moving slow. So he decided to Mufasa
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︎ Sep 01 2020
Why do the lion not attack the farm?
He was a little bit sheepish.
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︎ Aug 28 2020
My young cousin showed me a stuffed lion wearing a tux.
Told me itβs a βdandy-lionβ.
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︎ Aug 27 2020
What did the giraffe say before being attacked by a lion?
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︎ Jul 21 2020
My son has the heart of a lion....
And a lifetime ban from the zoo!
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︎ Jul 27 2020
A mountain lion has over 40 different names in English.
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︎ Feb 16 2019
The urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" may come at any time
It's just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away
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︎ Apr 12 2020
How can we be sure that the lion is king of the jungle?
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︎ Jul 19 2020
What do you call a French guy being mauled by a lion?
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︎ Dec 16 2020
The sudden urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"
is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
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︎ Aug 01 2020
For me, the urge to sing βThe Lion Sleeps Tonightβ is always just a whim away...
a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away
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︎ Sep 20 2019
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