What did the man say during the fight scene in the Lion King?

β€œPay attention, I think this may be the mane event!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmperorCowzilla
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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I love the Lion King...

...but Simba is so slow. Sometimes I wish he'd Mufasa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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I got my car horn fixed at a Lion King themed shop called Scar's Auto Body.

Beep repaired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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What's the Lion King's favorite month?

DeSIMBA!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emilliolongwood
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Anyone hear the theory that mufasa from the lion king is really a cow?

Moofasa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mosef18
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Lion King

Simba knew that he might get hurt when he was moving slow. So he decided to Mufasa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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β€ͺWhat would’ve been a better name for the lion instead of King of the Jungle?‬

Emperoar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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How can we be sure that the lion is king of the jungle?

He’s always liong.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssj3dvp11
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Remember Rafiki's drawing of the Lion King?

What a simple Simba symbol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScreaminTom
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I’m writing a musical work based on Timon and Pumbaa from the Lion King. I’m calling it the Hakuna Cantata.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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Talking sexism in the Lion King. Not OC
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chi_does_memes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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I listened to the new Lion King soundtrack tonight...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/siro300104
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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The new Lion King movie dvd release date is only a week away.

A week away. A week away. A week away. A week away. A week away. A week away.

Wee e e e e e e e e a week away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoomerB3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Just saw the new Lion King and thought the Wildebeests were pretty unrealistic.

You can tell it was fake gnus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwarvenfriend
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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If you are watching The Lion King tonight, just remember that the urge to sing the lion sleeps tonight is just...

A whim away, a whim away a whim away a whim away a whim away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwaway10131007
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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With the remake of The Lion King coming out, where do you draw the line between CGI and animation.
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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Best thing about the new Lion King

No spoilers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deadly_R
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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What did Simba (The Lion King) order for brunch?

A tuna frittata

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RevJonesTX
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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Why should you watch Lion King next month?

Because it's the month of D Simba

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TempAccountAgain
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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My kids and I watched The Lion King yesterday and now I’ve got β€˜The Circle of Life’ stuck in my head.

It’s just keeps going round and round. It’s the truth, I’m not lion!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ron_mcphatty
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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Why did Simba's Dad in The Lion King die?.....

because he couldn't Mu fasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mlwinans
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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What's the fundamental part of the lion kings circle of life?

Simba-otic relationships

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wallaceross
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2017
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What do you call the hidden meaning behind Lion King?

Simba-lism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MinerLeagueGamer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2015
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Did you know the Lion King has a much deeper meaning than most people realize?

It's totally full of Simba-lism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wuapinmon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2017
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Dadjoked while watching The Lion King

While watching The Lion King, Mufasa appears at the beginning scene, and my friend goes Him:"Mufasa" GF: "Why not move slower?"

Groans and eye rolling all around

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALPHAASFUUUCK
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2014
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The Lion King is a deeper movie than you'd expect...

... watch closely, there's so much simbalism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ii_akinae_ii
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2014
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Timon from Lion King must be a dad

Simba: Hakuna Matata?

Pumba:Β It's our motto.

Simba:Β What's a motto?

Timon:Β Nothing. What's a motto with you?

Gets me every time I see the movie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xohmg
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2016
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Why did they call him the "Lion King?"

He told the other animals he was a herbivore.

Even back in the day my kids didn't think that was funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BobT21
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2014
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Mufasa's Joke (Deleted scene from Lion King)

Dad joke of the lions. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cxgEu5ZWKU

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DuckGoesQuackMoo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2013
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He got me during the Lion King...

At any given time, the urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is just a whim away.

a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away......

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