What kind of music does Mufasa’s brother like?

Ska.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yojimbo67
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My mate tried to tell me Mufasa was a Hyena...

But I knew he was lion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MediocreGinga
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Anyone hear the theory that mufasa from the lion king is really a cow?

Moofasa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mosef18
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Did you hear the story about how Mufasa died?

It's a real cliffhanger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trailsend85
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Why did everyone think Mufasa was a flower?

He was a daddy lion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackMYspaceTom
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What's Mufasa's favorite Eagles' song?

You Can't Hide Your Lion Eyes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrochetKitten
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Simba was walking too slow so i told him to mufasa.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzacrys
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Mufasa's Joke (Deleted scene from Lion King)

Dad joke of the lions. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cxgEu5ZWKU

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DuckGoesQuackMoo
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Why didn't Simba's father survive the wildebeest stampede?

He didn't Mufasa nuff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
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What did Simba yell as his dad was about to get run over?

Mufasa!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirFister13F
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
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I love the Lion King...

...but Simba is so slow. Sometimes I wish he'd Mufasa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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What movie has the worst cliffhanger?

The Lion King - Mufasa couldn't hang on to a cliff to save his life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/being-the-rose
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Dadjoked while watching The Lion King

While watching The Lion King, Mufasa appears at the beginning scene, and my friend goes Him:"Mufasa" GF: "Why not move slower?"

Groans and eye rolling all around

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALPHAASFUUUCK
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2014
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Simba was moving too slowly [x-post from /r/jokes]

So I told him to Mufasa

Credit to /u/mactree

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Why didn't Simba's father survive the wildebeest stampede?

He couldn't Mufasa.

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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Simba was moving slowly so I told him

To mufasa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rafaelngash
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josvys
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Simba was moving too slow so..

I told him to Mufasa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/We_r_Ven0m
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Lion King

Simba knew that he might get hurt when he was moving slow. So he decided to Mufasa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Why did simba’s dad die?

He didn’t mufasa nuf 😭

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MAXPAIN1233
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Why did Simba’s Dad die?

Because he couldn’t Mufasa β€˜nuff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jooseyjintshire
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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Simba was walking slow

So I told him to Mufasa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheYonko27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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How do you escape a stampede?

Mufasa

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What do you tell simba to do when he walks too slow?

Tell him to mufasa

slaps knee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/large-chungomungo
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Simba was walking too slow

so i told him to Mufasa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pats5lyfe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2016
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Why did Simba's father die?

Because he couldn't Mufasa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caravaggio_
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