Did you hear about the family that went on a safari, they saw a giraffe and a meerkat
That’s about the long and short of it
My kitten was standing on his hind legs and looking around curiously, so I said to my fianceé "He looks like a meerkat...
But alas he is only a mere cat"
What do you get when you cross money with a meerkat?
A Cashmere Cat
A mere cat checking out the finer points of 2-meter communications.
What's the difference between Simba and Timon?
One is a meerkat and the other is a mere cat
"I named my kitten Timon."
Why did you name him that?
"Haven't you seen Lion King? He's named after the meerkat!"
That is not a meerkat, it is a mere cat.
Interaction with my stepsister. She was not amused.
What's the opposite of a fancy dog?
A Meerkat
No one appreciated this one I busted out at the zoo this weekend.
We're standing at the meerkat exhibit and I said "Do you know how to call a meerkat?" ..." 'mere, cat!"
It was gloriously terrible.
