Giraffes can never apologize to each other.

It takes them too long to swallow their pride.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologise?

It takes them ages to swallow their pride.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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Why don't giraffes play basketball at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyerunner1
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My kids asked me for a giraffe for Christmas.

I told them that’s a tall order.

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What does an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They both start with a β€œG”.

Elephant’s name is George.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rockphotog
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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Some giraffe's can grow up to 18 feet.

But most only have four.

Taken from Giraffe Jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bmantis311
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Did you know that giraffes can grow up to 18ft?

But most only have 4

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TONER_SD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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How does a giraffe find a job?

Through neckworking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khalizziebeth
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Why giraffe goes to the library after school?

Everything he reads there is higher studies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cbsxact7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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Wanting to impress my son at the zoo today, I revealed to him, "Used to be best friends with a giraffe, but we had a falling out." Puzzled, he asked, "What happened?" I shook my head, "I don't know really, but I felt..."

"He was always looking down on me!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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What’s the difference between a giraffe and a jcb??

One has hydraulics the other has high boll****

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossco1874
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because its head is so far from its body.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rednarb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Do you know why giraffes necks are so long?

Because their head is so far from their body

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Drunk Giraffe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mumtaztic8_8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Why do giraffes have long necks?

To reach their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Why don't people believe giraffes' stories?

Because they tell tall tales.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FresnelFaro
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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A polygamist lion walks into a bar with 3 of his wives: a giraffe, an ostrich and a llama. /r/Jokes/comments/jdou1c/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/castironspheres
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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What did the giraffe say before being attacked by a lion?

Easy tiger!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Two giraffes got into an argument

I saw them along the neck of the wooded area.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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When a giraffe eats a snack

A little goes a long way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoopsfan24
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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A giraffe walks into a bar..

.......and says ouchπŸ€•

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πŸ‘€︎ u/duck299
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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What do you call it when a group of giraffes have a beef kebob cook off?

A high steaks poker tournament

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeathMyMetal
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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Whats the difference between a lion and a Giraffe?

The Giraffe has a longer neck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesain7
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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What do Giraffes have that no other animals have?

Baby Giraffes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theruanl
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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Did you hear about the family that went on a safari, they saw a giraffe and a meerkat

That’s about the long and short of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seatheous
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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What do you call a laughing giraffe that speaks Spanish?

A Ji-Ji-rafa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/funnyspeechguy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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Today I connected virtually with a lion, giraffe and rhino all at once.

These Zoo Meetings are really taking off!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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So a penguin, a priest and a giraffe walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says:

What is this, some sort of a joke?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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What do you call a romantic giraffe?

A neck-romancer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KillerRedPanda14
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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A man walks into a bar with a giraffe, which promptly lays down on the floor. The barman says, β€œOi mate, you cant leave that lying there!”

The man says, β€œIt’s not a lion it’s a giraffe”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomsonc014
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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A Giraffe walks into a bar...... ....

He looks at everyone and says: "High Balls on me!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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Do you want to hear a joke about a giraffe with a sore throat?

Forget it. It's too long.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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What do you call a wizard giraffe?

A neckromancer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zanemazza
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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What does a lion, a giraffe, and an elephant wear to the beach? A...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tale_of_tejon
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2018
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Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

So it can reach it's head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AciTroniX
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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Giraffes are truly

Necks level

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigni44a
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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What is a giraffes favourite fruit?

Neck-tarines...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PunisheRRR94
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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What does a giraffe and beer have in common?

They both have long necks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oxfordthethird
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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I need some giraffe puns!

Hi, everyone! A while back, I won a large stuffed giraffe in a contest, and it's just been sitting in my basement ever since. However, I've decided to use it to ask a girl to prom. My friends all know me as the resident pun aficionado, so I figured writing out a cute way of asking alongside it would work well. I'm struggling to come up with something, so I was wondering if you guys had any quality giraffe or neck puns I could use. Thanks in advance!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EtherealProphet
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2015
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Why is a giraffe’s neck so long?

Because it’s head is so far away from it’s body.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stuphoria
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Why is a giraffes neck so long?

Because its head is so far from its body...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Koevoet91
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Why is a giraffes neck so long?

because their head is really far away from their body

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImOverThereNow
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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What do you call a laughing giraffe that speaks Spanish?

A Ji-Ji-rafa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/funnyspeechguy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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Why do giraffes have such long necks?

Because their head is so far from their body. -my dad, just now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/g3nerald1sarray
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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A giraffe can grow up to fifteen feet.

But most only have four.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottymcss
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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What is the do giraffes have that no other animal can have?

Baby giraffes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SladackasaurusRex
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