What do you get when you cross a camel with a truck?

Humpty Dumpty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
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Where do you park a camel?

At the Camelot

(My Egyptian father’s fav joke)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ejkhabibi
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What was the camels favourite song?

My humps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
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I saw a camel with two heads and one hump!

It was a palindromedary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaleoGamer
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From my 8 year old: Dad, how do camels hide from predators?

Me: Their fur is the same color as the desert so they blend in.

Her: Exactly! They camel-flage!

I walked right into that one lol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshuaquiz
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What do you call a camel with three humps

Pregnant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
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A friend of mine makes good money selling camel’s milk, but he has to put up with surly camels all day.

It’s a drama dairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WCBrann
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Why are camels sand colored?

camelflage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kvnhntn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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What do camel's wear when they go to war?

Camelflauge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Psychadelya
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Fluffy camels are evil in Pakistan’s capital. I know what your asking...

Is llama bad?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What do you call a camel reciting Shakespeare?

A drama-dery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesmartass1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Why did a camel have 3 humps?

He was born in Chernobyl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Comsicwastaken
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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[SFW] Take a look at that camel toe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thottprocess
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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Where is the best place to get camel milk?

Straight from the Dromedairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unicycleguy06
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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An Arabian camel wanted to race in the Kentucky Derby but couldn't because in addition to being a camel, he had a hump.

So he came up with a plan: he would have his hump removed surgically and run as a horse in the Derby. He went online and finally found a plastic surgeon who would do the operation. And lo and behold, the first time he entered the Derby he won by 20 lengths!
Back in the desert, every time a camel friend would come over, he would boast pompously about his win, talking about nothing else. Pretty soon, his friends stopped coming over. So he has to go to the camel bar to see them. Upon entering the bar, one of his tired friends says to another, "oh no! Here comes Hump free braggart."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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Did you guys hear about the camel that got a gig playing a cow on Broadway?

She was a real drama dairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atonyatlaw
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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What do you call a camel 🐫 who has 3 bumps?

Pregnant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Finnamischa
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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Bought a camel with no humps

We named him Humphrey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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Camel toe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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The ultimate dadjoke. My toddlers believe that on 3 king’s day (along with bringing gifts) the camels severely screw up our home. I put muddy hoof prints throughout, upend the plants, knock over the tree, tear apart fruit, etc.

This year Was a symphony! We had aunts, and two grandmas join in for a seriously epic camel disaster for the kids to discover tomorrow. Feeling proud of my dad skills.

Photos here:

https://imgur.com/gallery/b8sILu3

Edit: the oldest is 5. We celebrated a day early so their aunt could be here. The real 3 kings day is tomorrow. Don’t tell the wise men!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sloanautomatic
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I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck... It was a camel tow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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Camel-flage
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πŸ‘€︎ u/washbrook45
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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What did the eye witness say about the camel who was using the bushes as a lavatory

I saw the hump take a dump in a clump

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stevebox2345
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Which camel is best at hiding?

Camel Leon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gregtheomniscient
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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What do camels eat to help them fall asleep?

Camel meals....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Who_Dat_Whyteboi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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Did you know it's almost impossible to spot a camel in the dessert?

They have excellent camelflage.

(If you look closely it's behind the ice cream.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avanou
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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What is the camels’ favorite nursery rhyme?

Humpday dumpty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrownEyedEarl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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Why did one camel spit and stomp when the other camel stole its cheese?

Because they’re β€œdramadairies”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crapinlaws08
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2018
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A camel with one hump and a camel with two humps had a baby with no humps, what did they name it?

Humphrey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProClueless
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2017
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What do you call a thirsty camel ?

A dry humper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kardight
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2017
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My daughter got me this morning. "Dad, what should you wear if you want to hide in a herd of camels?"

Camelflage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zulubowie
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What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Euphoric_Ad8766
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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What do you call a camel with three humps?

Humphrey

(hump three)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Namirred
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wutisthis66204
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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How do camels blend in?

With camel-flage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drcharmeleon
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What do you call a camel with no hump?

Humphrey.

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Safe_For_Work
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LyricalWillow
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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What do you call a camel without a hump?

Humphrey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/picklesoiree
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Pregnant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moosotz
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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What do you call a camel with no humps

Humpfree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wpallister123
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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What do you call a camel with no hump?

Humphrey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naiphe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lemonmonsterlady
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bcleveland3
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