Where do you park a camel?
At the Camelot
(My Egyptian father’s fav joke)
I saw a camel with two heads and one hump!
From my 8 year old: Dad, how do camels hide from predators?
Me: Their fur is the same color as the desert so they blend in.
Her: Exactly! They camel-flage!
I walked right into that one lol
What do you call a camel with three humps
A friend of mine makes good money selling camel’s milk, but he has to put up with surly camels all day.
Why are camels sand colored?
What do camel's wear when they go to war?
Fluffy camels are evil in Pakistan’s capital. I know what your asking...
What do you call a camel reciting Shakespeare?
What do you call a camel without humps?
[SFW] Take a look at that camel toe
An Arabian camel wanted to race in the Kentucky Derby but couldn't because in addition to being a camel, he had a hump.
So he came up with a plan: he would have his hump removed surgically and run as a horse in the Derby. He went online and finally found a plastic surgeon who would do the operation. And lo and behold, the first time he entered the Derby he won by 20 lengths!
Back in the desert, every time a camel friend would come over, he would boast pompously about his win, talking about nothing else. Pretty soon, his friends stopped coming over. So he has to go to the camel bar to see them.
Upon entering the bar, one of his tired friends says to another, "oh no! Here comes Hump free braggart."
Did you guys hear about the camel that got a gig playing a cow on Broadway?
She was a real drama dairy.
What do you call a camel 🐫 who has 3 bumps?
Bought a camel with no humps
The ultimate dadjoke. My toddlers believe that on 3 king’s day (along with bringing gifts) the camels severely screw up our home. I put muddy hoof prints throughout, upend the plants, knock over the tree, tear apart fruit, etc.
This year Was a symphony! We had aunts, and two grandmas join in for a seriously epic camel disaster for the kids to discover tomorrow. Feeling proud of my dad skills.
Photos here:
https://imgur.com/gallery/b8sILu3
Edit: the oldest is 5. We celebrated a day early so their aunt could be here. The real 3 kings day is tomorrow. Don’t tell the wise men!
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck... It was a camel tow
What did the eye witness say about the camel who was using the bushes as a lavatory
I saw the hump take a dump in a clump
Which camel is best at hiding?
Did you know it's almost impossible to spot a camel in the dessert?
They have excellent camelflage.
(If you look closely it's behind the ice cream.)
What do camels eat to help them fall asleep?
What is the camels’ favorite nursery rhyme?
Why did one camel spit and stomp when the other camel stole its cheese?
Because they’re “dramadairies”
A camel with one hump and a camel with two humps had a baby with no humps, what did they name it?
What do you call a thirsty camel ?
My daughter got me this morning. "Dad, what should you wear if you want to hide in a herd of camels?"
What did the camel say to the ostrich?
What do you call a camel with three humps?
What do you call a camel with no humps?
What do you call a camel with three humps?
What do you call a camel with no hump?
Humphrey.
What do you call a camel with three humps?
Pregnant.
What do you call a camel with no humps?
What do you call a camel without a hump?
What do you call a camel with 3 humps?
What do you call a camel with no humps
What do you call a camel with no hump?
What do you call a camel with no humps?
What do you call a camel without humps?
What do you call a camel with no humps?
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