Where do you park a camel?
At the Camelot
(My Egyptian fatherβs fav joke)
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I saw a camel with two heads and one hump!
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οΈ May 12 2021
From my 8 year old: Dad, how do camels hide from predators?
Me: Their fur is the same color as the desert so they blend in.
Her: Exactly! They camel-flage!
I walked right into that one lol
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οΈ Feb 02 2021
What do you call a camel with three humps
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οΈ Mar 27 2021
A friend of mine makes good money selling camelβs milk, but he has to put up with surly camels all day.
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οΈ Mar 02 2021
Why are camels sand colored?
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οΈ Oct 10 2020
What do camel's wear when they go to war?
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οΈ Oct 04 2020
Fluffy camels are evil in Pakistanβs capital. I know what your asking...
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οΈ Oct 25 2020
What do you call a camel reciting Shakespeare?
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οΈ Sep 07 2020
What do you call a camel without humps?
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οΈ Jan 05 2020
[SFW] Take a look at that camel toe
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οΈ Apr 03 2019
An Arabian camel wanted to race in the Kentucky Derby but couldn't because in addition to being a camel, he had a hump.
So he came up with a plan: he would have his hump removed surgically and run as a horse in the Derby. He went online and finally found a plastic surgeon who would do the operation. And lo and behold, the first time he entered the Derby he won by 20 lengths!
Back in the desert, every time a camel friend would come over, he would boast pompously about his win, talking about nothing else. Pretty soon, his friends stopped coming over. So he has to go to the camel bar to see them.
Upon entering the bar, one of his tired friends says to another, "oh no! Here comes Hump free braggart."
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οΈ Mar 20 2020
Did you guys hear about the camel that got a gig playing a cow on Broadway?
She was a real drama dairy.
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οΈ Feb 23 2020
What do you call a camel π« who has 3 bumps?
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οΈ Jul 27 2019
Bought a camel with no humps
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οΈ Nov 23 2019
Camel toe
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οΈ Jan 03 2019
The ultimate dadjoke. My toddlers believe that on 3 kingβs day (along with bringing gifts) the camels severely screw up our home. I put muddy hoof prints throughout, upend the plants, knock over the tree, tear apart fruit, etc.
This year Was a symphony! We had aunts, and two grandmas join in for a seriously epic camel disaster for the kids to discover tomorrow. Feeling proud of my dad skills.
Photos here:
https://imgur.com/gallery/b8sILu3
Edit: the oldest is 5. We celebrated a day early so their aunt could be here. The real 3 kings day is tomorrow. Donβt tell the wise men!
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οΈ Jan 05 2019
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck... It was a camel tow
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οΈ Jul 13 2019
Camel-flage
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οΈ Sep 07 2018
What did the eye witness say about the camel who was using the bushes as a lavatory
I saw the hump take a dump in a clump
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οΈ May 02 2019
Which camel is best at hiding?
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οΈ Aug 27 2018
Did you know it's almost impossible to spot a camel in the dessert?
They have excellent camelflage.
(If you look closely it's behind the ice cream.)
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οΈ Dec 27 2018
What do camels eat to help them fall asleep?
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οΈ Sep 18 2018
What is the camelsβ favorite nursery rhyme?
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οΈ Jan 20 2019
Why did one camel spit and stomp when the other camel stole its cheese?
Because theyβre βdramadairiesβ
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οΈ Jan 19 2018
A camel with one hump and a camel with two humps had a baby with no humps, what did they name it?
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οΈ Jun 07 2017
What do you call a thirsty camel ?
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οΈ Nov 10 2017
My daughter got me this morning. "Dad, what should you wear if you want to hide in a herd of camels?"
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οΈ Feb 15 2016
What did the camel say to the ostrich?
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οΈ May 13 2017
What do you call a camel with three humps?
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οΈ Mar 22 2021
What do you call a camel with no humps?
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οΈ Feb 20 2020
What do you call a camel with three humps?
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οΈ Aug 30 2019
How do camels blend in?
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οΈ Nov 08 2019
What do you call a camel with no hump?
Humphrey.
What do you call a camel with three humps?
Pregnant.
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οΈ Sep 27 2019
What do you call a camel with no humps?
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οΈ Aug 25 2019
What do you call a camel without a hump?
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οΈ Aug 12 2019
What do you call a camel with 3 humps?
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οΈ May 28 2019
What do you call a camel with no humps
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οΈ Oct 16 2018
What do you call a camel with no hump?
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οΈ Jul 20 2018
What do you call a camel with no humps?
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οΈ Nov 01 2018
What do you call a camel without humps?
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οΈ Feb 28 2018
What do you call a camel with no humps?
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οΈ Dec 07 2013
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