Desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.
The a-llama goes off.
They ruled it llamacide!
It was the alpaca-lips.
Because Islamabad!
They thought it was a dolly llama.
Alpacappella.
Llmao
So I had it llamanated.
'OK,' I said, 'Alpaca my bags.'
Alpaca bag now.
Alpaca bowl for you
I was walking along the food court when I saw this one animal that was incredibly overdressed compared to the others. While most where in their uniform, this one was in a red and gold robe, and was strangely being followed by a bunch of Buddhist monks.
I asked one of the customers if it was an Alpaca Packer.
They said no.
It's the Deli Llama.
Moments later an animal kissed me, that’s when I realized he’d said the Alpaca lips would soon be upon me.
I treated myself to some leather luggage from Peru.
Alpaca suitcase.
I hate living next to Farmer Geddon.
Alpaca my bags.
Pets I want to have....
An otter name Harry Otter. A snake named Severus Snake. A tortoise named Voldetort. A chicken named Kylo Hen. A dog named Barkamedes. A deer named David Hasselhoof. A turkey named Green Gobbleen. A cat named Captain Ameowrica. A stork named Tony Stork. A pig named Peter Porker. A crocodile named Croctor Strange. A duck named Ducktor Doom. A squid named Abraham Inkin. A goose named Ryan Gooseling. A heron named Charlize Heron. A goat named Selena Goatmez An alpaca named Alpacachino. A carp name Leonardo Di’Carprio. A tuna named Tuna Turner. A horse named Neighlor Swift. A toad named Demi Lavatoad. A Rhino named Ryan Rhinolds. A swan named Swan Jovi. A Falcon named Jimmy Falcon. A ferret named Ferret Faucet. A rabbit named Hoptimus Prime. A cow named Moolissa McCarthy. A crow named Seth Crowgan. A fox named Charlie Fox. A cat named Katy Purry. A wolf named Howly Berry. A hamster named Scarlet Johamster. A parrot named Squakin Phoenix. A duck named DuckleBerry Finn. A canary named Jim Canary. A swarm of bees, all named Beeyoncé. A sheep named Meryl Sheep. An elk named Elkton John. A bear named Teddy Mercury. A ram named Gordon RAMsey. A shark named Fin Diesel. A jellyfish named Jelly Clarkson. An Iguana named Eddie Lizard. A hyena named Hyena Bonham Carter. A penguin named Robird Downey Jr.
a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I said fine, alpaca bag.
Alpaca my bags.
hisllamaphobia
Alpaca bag.
No probllama, alpaca my bags.
"Alpaca lunch for you”
A pack of lack-a-knacker alpacas.
The sweater was made with alpaca wool and had a pattern with alpacas wrapping around her chest. It had a beautifully intricate diamond pattern of various colors and you could tell it was finely crafted.
Mom: wow, what a beautiful sweater is that made from alpaca wool?
Old lady: Yes, we have a small herd of them.
Dad: YOU HAVE A HERD OF SWEATERS?!
Old lady stares blankly into my fathers eyes not quite understanding as I’m dying.
In an effort to cheer him up, his wife says “Honey I have great news! I found a great deal on a vacation for us next week! We’re going to Peru!” The husband says “Peru?! That’s fantastic! Alpaca suitcase!”
You make sure the kids are ready and Alpaca the bags.
She sent a photo of an alpaca at our local shopping center to him on Whatsapp to which he replied "awesome... alpaca bag and be right over!"
After just passing an alpaca ranch...
"What do you get when you give some holsters and guns to an alpaca?"
Alpacan heat...
Alpaca suitcase!
What do you call an alpaca on the moon? An alpaca
What time do dogs take their coffee breaks? They don't. Dogs don't have jobs.
Global chaos ensues.
The disease wipes out 99% of humanity, and the desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.
Alpaca bag
Alpaca my bags.
