A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff...
Sheep in Clothing, Digital, Me
Here's a joke about a man and his flock of sheep.
Stop me if you've herd it before.
A farmer takes a rest on a bale of hay. “I love my job” he says aloud. A sheep replies “All you do is boss me around all day!” The farmer, clearly upset by this statement, responds “What did you just say??” The sheep replies:
What do you call a newborn sheep?
I'll see myself out.
I just saw a car being driven by a sheep in a swimsuit!
A sheep dog tells her owner she found all fifty sheep. Her owner says that there should only be 46
The dog says, “but I rounded them up.”
What did the blue sheep say to the red sheep?
Voting third party is a waste.
Sheep shouldn't eat sweets
Got bit by a sheep tic amidst this pandemic
Now I have corona and lymes
Did you hear about the sheep riding bandit?
They say he's still on the lamb
I know some really great jokes for people who love sheep
Let me know if you herd them.
My neighbor ran over from his farm and was sobbing. “My sheep are missing!” He cried. “My sheep are missing! Please help me!”
I said “that sounds like a ewe problem.”
You guys hear about the band made up of sheep and cows?
I like their song “Baa Moo Rising”
Where do Sheep go to get haircuts?
What's a sheep's favorite song?
My son recently got casted as a sheep in a play but was nervous about forgetting his lines
I said "Son you're just feeling sheepish"
I saw a sheep in a swimsuit driving a sports car today.
It must have been a Lamb bikini.
I asked my sheepdog how many sheep we had, he said 40.
"What? We should only have 37!" I replied.
"I know" he said, "I rounded them up".
The neighbour's sheep failed to break into the grain shed.
There was no battering ram.
What do you call a car being driven by a sheep wearing a swim-suit?
I just saw a car being driven by a sheep in a swimsuit.
The thing about the music for the Sheep Waltz...
It has 3 beats to each baa
Why did the ram get in trouble for insulting the female sheep?
Cause he called her an ew!
Why don’t cows and sheep get coronavirus?
What do baby sheep do at funerals
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff
What did the sheep with scoliosis say?
What is the sound an exploding sheep makes?
Did you know that it takes 3 sheep to make one sweater?
Amazing, I didn't even know they could knit.
What's a sheep's favorite car to drive?
I read an article earlier that said it actually takes three sheep to make one sweater…
I didn't even know they could knit!
Why did the sheep dog bring home 30 sheep, when there were only 26?
Because he rounded them up!
What do you call a sheep grandma?
Sheepdog: Yep, that’s 40 sheep there. Farmer: What, there should be only 37?
Sheepdog: Hey, I rounded them up!
What car would a racer sheep drive?
A sheep dog says to the farmer, "I'm going to round up the sheep."
The dog comes back with 50 sheep. The farmers says, "we only have 48 sheep." The dog replies, "Yea, I told you I was going to round them up."
Sheepdog: That's all 50 sheep Shepherd: What? We should have only 47
Sheepdog: I know, I rounded them up
If I had a sheep...
I would name him Mr. Wool Wide
A farmer asked his dad if he could round up his 36 sheep
“Sure,” said the dad “40.”
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff..
What’s a sheep’s favorite instrument?
Sheep kept complaining to the Shepard over and over and over until the Shepard says...
A sheepdog tells the farmer he's going to round up the sheep and comes back with 50 sheep and the farmer says "We only have 48 sheep."
The dog replies "I said I was going to round them up,"
Some thieves recently made off with a bunch of sheep by riding them away.
Be careful, I herd they were on the lamb.
What laptop would a sheep use?
Sheep dog: here are your 40 sheep!
Shepherd: Wait, I only had 37!
Sheep dog: I know, I rounded them up!
I have this weird talent where I can control sheep just by listening to them.
I herd it with my own ears.
Did you hear about the guy that robbed banks and his get away "vehicle" was a baby sheep?
I'm pretty sure I just saw a sheep granting wishes alongside a really nice car
I'm not sure if it was a lamborghini
Two farmers were talking. "Mate, why do all your sheep have those black stripes on their sides?"
" It's my new counting system, see that special collar on me dog, it's got a camera and it scans the sheep as the dog rounds them up. "
"Damn me, what'll they think of next? What's it called?"
"Baa codes mate"
Who is a sheep's favorite performer?
How do you turn 8 scattered sheep into 10 sheep?
A sheep, an idiot, and a snake walk into a bar.
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff.
I just saw a scantily-clad sheep driving a sports car
What do you call a sheep dipped in chocolate?
I get really strong after shaving the wool off of my sheep, William.
It's my sheer Will power.
What would happen if a man had sex with a sheep?
A sheep dog tells a farmer, "I've gathered up 40 sheep". The farmer replies, "But we only have 37 sheep?" The dog responds..
Why won't the dog listen to the farmer's sheep jokes?
Because he has herd them all.
Men who date sheep in the late afternoon...
...are just looking for CaSiO3.
What do you get if you cross a sheep dog with a daisy?
Where does a female sheep with severe hypothermia go?
Why was the sheep upset with the criminal?
Because he was on the lamb!
What is a sheep’s favorite insult
A farmer asked me if I can help him round up 18 sheep
What do you get when you mix a cricket with a sheep?
A sleepless night.
^(Source: My sister)
My friend, who happens to be a female sheep, made a clone of herself and had sex with her clone. My entire friend group was totally disgusted, but I encouraged it, and said...
Sheep’s name at local fair.
I don't understand why the Australian authorities haven't called out the lady sheep to deal with the fires. Everyday, when I was a child, Smokey the Bear was on TV telling me,
"Only EWE can prevent forest fires."
What did the sheep say about the vibrating beetle?
My friend loves sheep so much he decided to propose!
"Will ewe marry me?" Said he.
"Baaah!" Replied she.
How did the sheep farmer become best in his field?
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
My 10-year-old daughter gave me this one: My friend asked me to round up her 36 sheep.
What do you call music written by sheep?
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
Did you hear that New Zealand came up with a new use for sheep?
They now use them for wool
My sheep-powered computer was starting to run slowly
My girlfriend is a sheep farmer. When she starts to have orgasms, she wants me to shout the names of local movie showplaces.
She likes coming to a theater near ewe.
What do you call a buffet for sheep?
What's a sheep's favorite art style?
Shepherd: Did you get all the sheep in?
Sheepdog: Yep. All 30 of them.
Shepherd: We've only got 28 sheep.
Sheepdog: I rounded them up.
How do you measure the circumference of a Sheep?
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
Sheep to Farmer: All you do is boss me around all day!
Farmer: What did you say?
Sheep: You herd me.