are there any Sheep Puns that could be used to name a Sheep?
Names such as:
Baa-bara
Wool Smith
EWE-NICE
Brittney Shears
John Sebastian Baach
How do you milk a sheep?
You say an election was fraudulent and ask for donations.
Butcher of "Baa"viken: Killer of over hundred innocent sheep.
On which side does the sheep have most wool?
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff,
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a angry cow?
you get two animals in a baaaaaaaad moooooooood
Edit: Thank u for the gold, kind stranger
A farmer said to me “I have 68 sheep. Can you help round them up for me?”
Sheepdog: All 40 sheep are accounted for, boss. Farmer: But I only had 39?
Sheepdog: Yeah I know, but I rounded them up!
If you tend sheep then you are a shepherd. If you tend cow then you are.....
The most important Dad at the annual neighborhood end of Summer barbeque bash!
“I love my job!” exclaimed the farmer. “All you do is boss me around all day!” complained one of his sheep. “What did you say?” challenged the farmer. The sheep glared back and growled...
A sheep farmer was having a bad day..
The sheep were all “baaa” then another would reply “baaa” and another “baaa” and on an on “baaa”
Finally the farmer bursts out:
“All right, all right, I herd you!!”
A farm sheep was bleating weirdly one day.
It’s owner could not believe the weird bleats the sheep was making,
so he asked out loud sheepishly in frustration:
“what the hell was that!?”
“You herd me” - the sheep replied.
What does a male sheep say when he wants to credit a female sheep?
I asked my sheepdog how many sheep we had, he said 40.
"What? We should only have 37!" I replied.
"I know" he said, "I rounded them up".
What do you call a grandmother sheep?
What is a sheep’s favourite Christmas song?
What do you call a wolf in sheep's clothing?
What kind of car does a sheep drive? Their SuBAHHru.
Where did the shepherd take his sheep after it got lost and nearly died of hypothermia?
Where do sheep get their haircut?
In a field with lots of sheep and lambs roaming around, a giant wolf appeared and swallowed whole a baby lamb. The lamb whined and yelped nonstop for hours on end. After a while the wolf started getting sick, and yet the lamb yelped and whined ever louder.
Finally the wolf died and the baby lamb walked out of the wolf and rejoined it’s momma in the flock of sheep. Turns out the wolf died of internal bleating.
All credit goes to my coworker.
What do you get when you cross a sheep with a bee?
What is a sheep cloner's favorite letter?
A sheep wakes up to find that she's at a completely different farm.
None of the other sheep seem alarmed, so she goes and asks another sheep what's going on.
"Oh, haven't you herd?"
If I told you I knew a convoluted joke about a golf club, a sheep, a stinging insect, a tree, and that scary clown movie...
Why does it take so long to shave a giant sheep with normal sized clippers?
What's the only country where it rains sheep?
Where do sheep go for a haircut?
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A sheep dog tells her owner she found all fifty sheep. Her owner says that there should only be 46
The dog says, “but I rounded them up.”
Three sheep
A chef entered his kitchen one day struggling with holding onto a large pumpkin. He noticed three male sheep standing next to his oven. One of them had a collar on him with the letter “A” written on it. The second had a collar with “B” and the third had “C.” The chef didn’t know what to do with the sheep, and they were standing in front of the only place he could put the pumpkin down. He put the pumpkin on the first sheep’s head and nothing happened. He then put it on the second sheep’s head and again, nothing happened. He then put it on the third sheep’s head, and immediately the sheep started cooking a gourmet meal and swearing at anyone who passed by him.
That’s what happens when you put a gourd on ram C in the kitchen.
I tried to tell a joke to a sheep dog
But they herd it 1000 times
Did you know sheep can tie up trees?
But I wood knot do that if I were ewe.
What is a sheep's favourite fruit?
As a farmer, I hear lots of jokes about sheep...
I’d tell them to my dog but he’d herd them all
I showed a picture of a sheep giving birth to some kids and asked if they knew what animal it was.
Did you hear about the sheep on Yoda’s planet?
Sheep in Clothing, Digital, Me
I was attacked by a flock of sheep and was sent to the hospital...
Luckily, I was only grazed.
Here's a joke about a man and his flock of sheep.
Stop me if you've herd it before.
One time in my anatomy class, we dissected a sheep brain and I have to admit, I felt a bit sheepish about it.
Sorry, that was just a ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-d joke.
I just saw a car being driven by a sheep in a swimsuit...
What did the blue sheep say to the red sheep?
Voting third party is a waste.
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.....
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff...
I asked my sheepdog how many sheep we had, he said 40.
"What? We should only have 37!" I replied.
"I know" he said, "I rounded them up".
I just saw a car being driven by a sheep in a swimsuit!
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