are there any Sheep Puns that could be used to name a Sheep?

Names such as:

Baa-bara

Wool Smith

EWE-NICE

Brittney Shears

John Sebastian Baach

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LUIGIISREAL2017
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How do you milk a sheep?

You say an election was fraudulent and ask for donations.

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Butcher of "Baa"viken: Killer of over hundred innocent sheep.
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On which side does the sheep have most wool?

The outside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tea-rrific
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff,

Ba-dum-tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Russell_Pinto
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What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a angry cow?

you get two animals in a baaaaaaaad moooooooood

Edit: Thank u for the gold, kind stranger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dudesxx
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A farmer said to me β€œI have 68 sheep. Can you help round them up for me?”

I said sure. 70.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rfcoc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Sheepdog: All 40 sheep are accounted for, boss. Farmer: But I only had 39?

Sheepdog: Yeah I know, but I rounded them up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
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If you tend sheep then you are a shepherd. If you tend cow then you are.....

The most important Dad at the annual neighborhood end of Summer barbeque bash!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MassGootz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff

Ba-dum-tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SSSpartanII
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β€œI love my job!” exclaimed the farmer. β€œAll you do is boss me around all day!” complained one of his sheep. β€œWhat did you say?” challenged the farmer. The sheep glared back and growled...

β€œYou herd me!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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A sheep farmer was having a bad day..

The sheep were all β€œbaaa” then another would reply β€œbaaa” and another β€œbaaa” and on an on β€œbaaa” Finally the farmer bursts out: β€œAll right, all right, I herd you!!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PileOfThoughts
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A farm sheep was bleating weirdly one day.

It’s owner could not believe the weird bleats the sheep was making,

so he asked out loud sheepishly in frustration:

β€œwhat the hell was that!?”

β€œYou herd me” - the sheep replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thicklog7
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What does a male sheep say when he wants to credit a female sheep?

'Thanks to ewe...'

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I asked my sheepdog how many sheep we had, he said 40.

"What? We should only have 37!" I replied.

"I know" he said, "I rounded them up".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Light_bulbnz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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What do you call a grandmother sheep?

Banana

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peytonmi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What is a sheep’s favourite Christmas song?

Fleece Navidad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkenPeanut97
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What do you call a wolf in sheep's clothing?

A woolf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ITookYourGP
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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What kind of car does a sheep drive? Their SuBAHHru.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.....

"BAA DUMM TSSSS"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Where did the shepherd take his sheep after it got lost and nearly died of hypothermia?

The icy ewe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CIMMGW
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Where do sheep get their haircut?

The bah-bah shop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NOOB101007II
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In a field with lots of sheep and lambs roaming around, a giant wolf appeared and swallowed whole a baby lamb. The lamb whined and yelped nonstop for hours on end. After a while the wolf started getting sick, and yet the lamb yelped and whined ever louder.

Finally the wolf died and the baby lamb walked out of the wolf and rejoined it’s momma in the flock of sheep. Turns out the wolf died of internal bleating.

All credit goes to my coworker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robertmmoore143
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a bee?

A Bah-Hum-Bug

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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What is a sheep cloner's favorite letter?

Double ewe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TitFartFerguson
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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A sheep wakes up to find that she's at a completely different farm.

None of the other sheep seem alarmed, so she goes and asks another sheep what's going on.

"Oh, haven't you herd?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slekrons
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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If I told you I knew a convoluted joke about a golf club, a sheep, a stinging insect, a tree, and that scary clown movie...

Wood ewe bee leaf It?

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Why does it take so long to shave a giant sheep with normal sized clippers?

Shear size

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CascadePSA
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff...

β€œBa-dumm-Tsss”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/streety22
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What's the only country where it rains sheep?

Baaah-rain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hadronwulf
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Where do sheep go for a haircut?

The baa baa shop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thorazine222
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate baaaaa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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A sheep dog tells her owner she found all fifty sheep. Her owner says that there should only be 46

The dog says, β€œbut I rounded them up.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoeJascoe
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Three sheep

A chef entered his kitchen one day struggling with holding onto a large pumpkin. He noticed three male sheep standing next to his oven. One of them had a collar on him with the letter β€œA” written on it. The second had a collar with β€œB” and the third had β€œC.” The chef didn’t know what to do with the sheep, and they were standing in front of the only place he could put the pumpkin down. He put the pumpkin on the first sheep’s head and nothing happened. He then put it on the second sheep’s head and again, nothing happened. He then put it on the third sheep’s head, and immediately the sheep started cooking a gourmet meal and swearing at anyone who passed by him.

That’s what happens when you put a gourd on ram C in the kitchen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pensrule2007
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I tried to tell a joke to a sheep dog

But they herd it 1000 times

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilographix
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Did you know sheep can tie up trees?

But I wood knot do that if I were ewe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/transviolets
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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What is a sheep's favourite fruit?

A baaahnana

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tink0079
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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As a farmer, I hear lots of jokes about sheep...

I’d tell them to my dog but he’d herd them all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linkhandford
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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I showed a picture of a sheep giving birth to some kids and asked if they knew what animal it was.

They all said, β€œEwwww.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chknwngs999
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Did you hear about the sheep on Yoda’s planet?

Dey go baaaaa!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suamigojose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Sheep in Clothing, Digital, Me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CluKInCok
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I was attacked by a flock of sheep and was sent to the hospital...

Luckily, I was only grazed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InevitableBobcat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Here's a joke about a man and his flock of sheep.

Stop me if you've herd it before.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Findrel_Underbakk
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One time in my anatomy class, we dissected a sheep brain and I have to admit, I felt a bit sheepish about it.

Sorry, that was just a ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-d joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
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I just saw a car being driven by a sheep in a swimsuit...

It was a lamb bikini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_methematician
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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A sheep died,

a ewwlogie followed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MsMash29
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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I just saw a car being driven by a sheep in a swimsuit!

It was a lambikini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blood_Quake
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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What did the blue sheep say to the red sheep?

Voting third party is a waste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Urbandale-Apiary
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I asked my sheepdog how many sheep we had, he said 40.

"What? We should only have 37!" I replied.

"I know" he said, "I rounded them up".

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