are there any Sheep Puns that could be used to name a Sheep?

Names such as:

Baa-bara

Wool Smith

EWE-NICE

Brittney Shears

John Sebastian Baach

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LUIGIISREAL2017
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What do you get when you cross an angry sheep and a angry cow?

You get two animals in a baaaaaaaaaaad mooooooooooood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivanshu
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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What do you get when you mix an angry sheep with an upset cow?

A farm animal in a real baaaaaaad moooooooood!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noapostrophe555
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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Why did the sheep keep breaking the rules?

It was a mutton for punishment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baron_von_Nipple
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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How do you milk sheep ?

Release another iPhone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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Whats a Sheeps favorite snack?

A Candy Baa (Bar)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidman44
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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Where does the sheep get his hair cut?

The baa baa shop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/___statik
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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Where do sheep go for a haircut?

The BaaBaa Shop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/k_k_a_18
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The Franciscan priest left the monastery to start a flower shop, but before he could open, a flock of sheep in the village got loose and trampled him to death.

Only ewes can prevent florist friars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/silverjaydog
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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I've invented a car that uses cheese made from Spanish sheeps milk as fuel

And Manchego fast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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Sheep

I saw a sheep in town the other day and the shear brilliance of its fleece caught my eye. I asked it, "what are ewe doing here?" The sheep replied "I'm out on the lamb"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_reeses_feces
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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What did the cattle-dog say to the nagging sheep?

I herd you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheese_wizard
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A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.

Baa-dum-Tsss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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I love jokes about sheep dogs..

I won’t be satisfied until I’ve herd them all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/localgregory
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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What's a sheep's favorite song?

A. Wooly bully.

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This morning I saw an animal trailer transporting a few female sheep

I thought they were usually ram packed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Megabot3001
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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I'm a border collie. My master says that my main purpose is to gather sheep for him.

That's what I herd, anyway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_otterinabox
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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What keeps sheep up at night

Velcro fences

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beefcake333
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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What do you call a sheep dipped in chocolate?

A chocolate baaaaaaaaaaar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LovelyCocktail
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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What do you call a neon sheep in the Star Wars universe?

A day-glo baa.

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What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing?

A woolf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddit_test_team
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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How did the blind sheepherder know where their sheep were?

They herd them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Azarathos
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a angry cow?

you get two animals in a baaaaaaaad moooooooood

Edit: Thank u for the gold, kind stranger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dudesxx
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What do you call the female herd dog who protects the sheep from wolves?

A baaaaad bitch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StringTraveler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?

A Lamborghini.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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What’s a sheep’s favorite song?

Baaabra Ann

Courtesy of my 5 year old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gresat24526
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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My car was wrecked by a sheep the other day.

In hindsight, the sheep probably shouldn't have been driving in the first place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M1ghty_boy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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β€œI love my job!” exclaimed the farmer. β€œAll you do is boss me around all day!” complained one of his sheep. β€œWhat did you say?” challenged the farmer. The sheep glared back and growled...

β€œYou herd me!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I visited a sheep farm last week.

It wasn’t that baahhh-d.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slapbracelet1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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What do they call steak from young sheep in Geneva?

Switzerlamb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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What did the cow say to the sheep?

Mooooove over ewe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/serenityspock
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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How do you milk a sheep?

You say an election was fraudulent and ask for donations.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Set-Life-Medic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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On which side does the sheep have most wool?

The outside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tea-rrific
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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A farmer said to me β€œI have 68 sheep. Can you help round them up for me?”

I said sure. 70.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rfcoc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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What do you call a sheep of noble birth?

An Ariestocrat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
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Butcher of "Baa"viken: Killer of over hundred innocent sheep.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/D00M12
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What do you call an Arabic country that has loads of sheep and experiences very wet weather?

Baaa rain πŸ‡§πŸ‡­

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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I asked my sheepdog how many sheep we had, he said 40.

"What? We should only have 37!" I replied.

"I know" he said, "I rounded them up".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Light_bulbnz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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If you tend sheep then you are a shepherd. If you tend cow then you are.....

The most important Dad at the annual neighborhood end of Summer barbeque bash!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MassGootz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Sheepdog: All 40 sheep are accounted for, boss. Farmer: But I only had 39?

Sheepdog: Yeah I know, but I rounded them up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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A sheep dog tells her owner she found all fifty sheep. Her owner says that there should only be 46

The dog says, β€œbut I rounded them up.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoeJascoe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Where do sheep get their haircut?

The bah-bah shop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NOOB101007II
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What's the best way to avoid getting killed by sheep?

Dodge Ram

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smakattak
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Where does a sheep go to have his haircut ?

At the Baaaa Baaaa shop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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How do you milk sheep ?

Release another IPhone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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A sheep, drum, and snake fall of a cliff.

Baa-dum-hiss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xenonthewizlard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff,

Ba-dum-tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Russell_Pinto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff...

β€œBa-dumm-Tsss”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/streety22
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff

Ba-dum-tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SSSpartanII
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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What do you call a wolf in sheep's clothing?

A woolf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ITookYourGP
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