are there any Sheep Puns that could be used to name a Sheep?
Names such as:
Baa-bara
Wool Smith
EWE-NICE
Brittney Shears
John Sebastian Baach
What do you get when you cross an angry sheep and a angry cow?
You get two animals in a baaaaaaaaaaad mooooooooooood.
What do you get when you mix an angry sheep with an upset cow?
A farm animal in a real baaaaaaad moooooooood!
Why did the sheep keep breaking the rules?
It was a mutton for punishment.
Whats a Sheeps favorite snack?
Where does the sheep get his hair cut?
Where do sheep go for a haircut?
The Franciscan priest left the monastery to start a flower shop, but before he could open, a flock of sheep in the village got loose and trampled him to death.
Only ewes can prevent florist friars.
I've invented a car that uses cheese made from Spanish sheeps milk as fuel
Sheep
I saw a sheep in town the other day and the shear brilliance of its fleece caught my eye. I asked it, "what are ewe doing here?" The sheep replied "I'm out on the lamb"
What did the cattle-dog say to the nagging sheep?
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.
I love jokes about sheep dogs..
I won’t be satisfied until I’ve herd them all.
What's a sheep's favorite song?
This morning I saw an animal trailer transporting a few female sheep
I thought they were usually ram packed
I'm a border collie. My master says that my main purpose is to gather sheep for him.
That's what I herd, anyway.
What keeps sheep up at night
What do you call a sheep dipped in chocolate?
A chocolate baaaaaaaaaaar.
What do you call a neon sheep in the Star Wars universe?
What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing?
How did the blind sheepherder know where their sheep were?
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a angry cow?
you get two animals in a baaaaaaaad moooooooood
Edit: Thank u for the gold, kind stranger
What do you call the female herd dog who protects the sheep from wolves?
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
Baaabra Ann
Courtesy of my 5 year old.
My car was wrecked by a sheep the other day.
In hindsight, the sheep probably shouldn't have been driving in the first place.
“I love my job!” exclaimed the farmer. “All you do is boss me around all day!” complained one of his sheep. “What did you say?” challenged the farmer. The sheep glared back and growled...
I visited a sheep farm last week.
What do they call steak from young sheep in Geneva?
What did the cow say to the sheep?
How do you milk a sheep?
You say an election was fraudulent and ask for donations.
On which side does the sheep have most wool?
A farmer said to me “I have 68 sheep. Can you help round them up for me?”
What do you call a sheep of noble birth?
Butcher of "Baa"viken: Killer of over hundred innocent sheep.
What do you call an Arabic country that has loads of sheep and experiences very wet weather?
I asked my sheepdog how many sheep we had, he said 40.
"What? We should only have 37!" I replied.
"I know" he said, "I rounded them up".
If you tend sheep then you are a shepherd. If you tend cow then you are.....
The most important Dad at the annual neighborhood end of Summer barbeque bash!
Sheepdog: All 40 sheep are accounted for, boss. Farmer: But I only had 39?
Sheepdog: Yeah I know, but I rounded them up!
A sheep dog tells her owner she found all fifty sheep. Her owner says that there should only be 46
The dog says, “but I rounded them up.”
Where do sheep get their haircut?
What's the best way to avoid getting killed by sheep?
Where does a sheep go to have his haircut ?
A sheep, drum, and snake fall of a cliff.
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff,
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff...
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff
What do you call a wolf in sheep's clothing?
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