What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a angry cow?

you get two animals in a baaaaaaaad moooooooood

Edit: Thank u for the gold, kind stranger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dudesxx
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β€œI love my job!” exclaimed the farmer. β€œAll you do is boss me around all day!” complained one of his sheep. β€œWhat did you say?” challenged the farmer. The sheep glared back and growled...

β€œYou herd me!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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I asked my sheepdog how many sheep we had, he said 40.

"What? We should only have 37!" I replied.

"I know" he said, "I rounded them up".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Light_bulbnz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22
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What do you call a wolf in sheep's clothing?

A woolf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ITookYourGP
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12
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What kind of car does a sheep drive? Their SuBAHHru.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21
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A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.....

"BAA DUMM TSSSS"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13
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Where do sheep get their haircut?

The bah-bah shop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NOOB101007II
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04
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A sheep wakes up to find that she's at a completely different farm.

None of the other sheep seem alarmed, so she goes and asks another sheep what's going on.

"Oh, haven't you herd?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slekrons
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11
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If I told you I knew a convoluted joke about a golf club, a sheep, a stinging insect, a tree, and that scary clown movie...

Wood ewe bee leaf It?

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Why does it take so long to shave a giant sheep with normal sized clippers?

Shear size

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CascadePSA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25
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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate baaaaa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22
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What's the only country where it rains sheep?

Baaah-rain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hadronwulf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15
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Where do sheep go for a haircut?

The baa baa shop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thorazine222
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27
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Three sheep

A chef entered his kitchen one day struggling with holding onto a large pumpkin. He noticed three male sheep standing next to his oven. One of them had a collar on him with the letter β€œA” written on it. The second had a collar with β€œB” and the third had β€œC.” The chef didn’t know what to do with the sheep, and they were standing in front of the only place he could put the pumpkin down. He put the pumpkin on the first sheep’s head and nothing happened. He then put it on the second sheep’s head and again, nothing happened. He then put it on the third sheep’s head, and immediately the sheep started cooking a gourmet meal and swearing at anyone who passed by him.

That’s what happens when you put a gourd on ram C in the kitchen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pensrule2007
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff...

β€œBa-dumm-Tsss”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/streety22
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I tried to tell a joke to a sheep dog

But they herd it 1000 times

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilographix
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30
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What is a sheep's favourite fruit?

A baaahnana

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tink0079
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11
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Did you know sheep can tie up trees?

But I wood knot do that if I were ewe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/transviolets
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24
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A sheep dog tells her owner she found all fifty sheep. Her owner says that there should only be 46

The dog says, β€œbut I rounded them up.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoeJascoe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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I showed a picture of a sheep giving birth to some kids and asked if they knew what animal it was.

They all said, β€œEwwww.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chknwngs999
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02
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As a farmer, I hear lots of jokes about sheep...

I’d tell them to my dog but he’d herd them all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linkhandford
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26
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Did you hear about the sheep on Yoda’s planet?

Dey go baaaaa!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suamigojose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15
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Sheep in Clothing, Digital, Me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CluKInCok
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03
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What did the FBI say to the sheep?

We know who ewe are.

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I was attacked by a flock of sheep and was sent to the hospital...

Luckily, I was only grazed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InevitableBobcat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08
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One time in my anatomy class, we dissected a sheep brain and I have to admit, I felt a bit sheepish about it.

Sorry, that was just a ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-d joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15
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I just saw a car being driven by a sheep in a swimsuit...

It was a lamb bikini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_methematician
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09
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Here's a joke about a man and his flock of sheep.

Stop me if you've herd it before.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Findrel_Underbakk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12
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A sheep died,

a ewwlogie followed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MsMash29
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22
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What did the fast sheep say during his aerobic session?

Zumba

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HumanityIsBigGay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12
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Talking sheep dog: that's all 50 sheep!

Farmer: wait, we should only have 46!

Dog: yeah, I rounded em up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01
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I just saw a car being driven by a sheep in a swimsuit!

It was a lambikini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blood_Quake
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26
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I applied a red food coloring to my sheep.

It dyed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOnlyShyG
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15
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What does a sheep say when it’s mad?

Baah, humbug

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PieknyKaczor
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11
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The baby sheep got out of their pen and I impulsively grabbed a sheep with my right hand and a sheep with my left...

I guess I'm just lambidextrous...

I'll show y'all to the door.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09
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What did the blue sheep say to the red sheep?

Voting third party is a waste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Urbandale-Apiary
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08
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What do you call a newborn sheep?

A Baaaaahby...

I'll see myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N3ss3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13
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Sheep shouldn't eat sweets

They get diableates

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kimenon001
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19
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What brand of car do young sheep prefer to drive?

Lamborghini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26
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Saw an accident at a farm and then noticed two young sheep charging there with sirens on their heads.

They were the lamb-ulance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23
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My neighbor ran over from his farm and was sobbing. β€œMy sheep are missing!” He cried. β€œMy sheep are missing! Please help me!”

I said β€œthat sounds like a ewe problem.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clubberin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12
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Sheep and music
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
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What does a shepherd tell their sheep when they get testy?

β€œI herd you!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/90sWannabe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21
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What did the alcoholic sheep say when asked where he wanted to go?

baa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrTaddington
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17
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Did you hear about the sheep riding bandit?

They say he's still on the lamb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HighPressureH2O
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31
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Got bit by a sheep tic amidst this pandemic

Now I have corona and lymes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tbonemistake
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08
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You guys hear about the band made up of sheep and cows?

I like their song β€œBaa Moo Rising”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedShirtCashion
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22
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I know some really great jokes for people who love sheep

Let me know if you herd them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asiers
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29
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I asked my sheepdog how many sheep we had, he said 40.

"What? We should only have 37!" I replied.

"I know" he said, "I rounded them up".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Light_bulbnz
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